Yesterday I got up at 2am to climb a huge mountain out of the Colca Canyon in Peru. I also got a cactus needle in my right knee. Crazy eh? What mad stuff have you done recently?

The other day, I stubbed my toe on the way from the couch to the refrigerator.

Last week my husband pulled me on my kids wagon throught the casino as I did the miss America wave.

I was on the weather too.

Friday night I drove home from asheville ( 45 minute drive ) with the moon roof open big ole moon shinning and topless jamming out to Sade

I got attacked by a wild turkey a few days ago. The damn thing was blocking the path on a trail I was walking, and when I tried to pass it, it came after me. So I turned around and ran like hell and the fucker caught up with me and started swatting me with it's wings.

Tom said:

Tom said:

OMG

are you ok ?

Mach said:

Yes, it was just guarding it's babies. Didn't peck me, just bitch-slapped me around a bit.

My spaceship crashed the other night, killing all 111,000...now how ma gonna get home?

Tom said:

awww

Once I tripped on rug in the living room and my stomach almost landed on a pointy corner of a glass and wood coffee table!

I once rode my bicycle real fast and decided to break with only the front breaks. needless to say I was the first flying human with no wings.

ArielB said:

Did you land on grass?

yesterday i put unleaded fuel instead of diesel into my 4x4 diesel truck today instead of draining the tank,
like i have been advised to, i filled it with more diesel.

i guess i will be buying a new truck sooner than i thought.

eraclito said:

Once I almost put diesel into my car! The gas station guy came running out of store and she/he was like "STOP! NOT THAT ONE!" Well, he thought I was going to put diesel, BUT I was going to put the right gasoling into my car!
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hmmmm...some days ago my hairdryer started smelling weird and i was so mad cuz i had 2 go somewhere and i couldn't go out with my hair soaking wet so i opened the door and i threw the hairdryer so hard on the wall and it did somethig like booooom!
U should c my neighboors face

furygirl said:

Did it smell like burned? My hairdryer started doing the same and I found out it was burning pieces of hair that were getting stuck.

Paradisekiss03 said:

Nope. I was riding in a parking lot. landed on pavement.

Paradisekiss03 said:

lol.. lucky because putting diesel in a gasoline engine would break it..

eraclito said:

Yeah I was in high school when that happened. To make it worse these guys from my high school were passing by in their cars and they yelled out "Woo hoo! Hey Mami!"
The guy who yelled it was this guy who had been asking me out a million times, but talked smack about my car.

ArielB said:

I am sorry to hear that. Once when I was riding a bike I fell to the side and landed on a thorny plant.

Paradisekiss03 said:

that means he liked u, a lot...

guys are jerks like that..

Paradisekiss03 said:

Once, riding my roller skates on a main road, downhill, there was a small stone on the road. I spread my legs to go around it, and when I brought them back, they hit each other and my body got scraped all over the road. I think I was going 15mph or so.

ArielB said:

damn.. lol.

i was doing jumps on a bike once, hit this big ramp and pulled up on the handlebars with all my might.

the handlebars come off in my hands and i just dropped like a stupid bitch..

eraclito said:

Lol! That guy would ask me out every single day and every single day he would tell me how my car sucked and how the tinting on my windows sucked when he supposedly got limo tinting and the tinting was peeling off! His car was worse than mine! Mine was brand new and his wasn't. Anyway, when I told him my bf at the time was from another high school he was talking trash about guys from that school. The guy was a jerk that's why I said no to him every single day.

ArielB said:

you both are funny, i kinda did the same thing on roller blades.

i can skate pretty well, but blading is another thing altogether..

eraclito said:

Don't even get me started on my skating days.

I never, ever do anything crazy.

JustErin said:

ArielB said:

What? I don't!