my fav so far: http://www.bored.com/real.../index.php

#11236
First of all everyone on here needs to realize that 'n' is not a word, it's a letter in the alphabet. Second of all, all you little 4th and 5th graders who think your heart will be broken forever over a guy you dated for 3 weeks and then your best friend cried, and broke her toe and somehow blamed it on your boyfriend, thus making you break up... yeah... you'll get over it.

Wanna hear a real breakup story?

Girls, just incase you don't know, there is one very important cardinal rule in dating. Don't ever date a guy that your friend has dated, been interested in dating, kissed, been engaged to, been married to, slept with, or anything of the sort. It's the cardinal rule of dating between girls. Well, I dated this guy, "Tom". Tom and I dated for about 2 months until I got sick of Tom, and I dumped tom. Well, Tom at the time lived in Arkansas (and I live in texas) and the only time we got to see each other was when he came home from college on breaks. So one day he moves back to texas and I get a phone call. "Come see me, I miss you, I want to see you." This is a long time after we broke up. So I go see him, and I go with one of my good friends. I took her because he had a roommate she might be interested in. However whenever I took her to meet MY ex boyfriend, she decided to make a move on him, even with him sitting there holding my hand and hugging me right in front of her. So needless to say, I'm not friends with that backstabbing Wh*re, and you shouldn't be friends with any backstabbing wh*res of the like. goodnight.

wow, that's different. Girls will be girls i guess.