Imagine if Paris Hilton steps foot in there

DanceWme said:

I know my fate too if I go there. They'd shoot me after the first note

AnckSuNamun said:

my "heart of ice" self

I thought, fuck, this will be a laugh, but when the group heard me sing, they all ran up and sang with me to try and drown me out..

cunts

I guess I'm the only one who found this funny

DanceWme said:

http://www.youtube.com/wa...7qR5JZcLbc
I know his ass would be shot

http://www.youtube.com/wa...5dJonNLu6U
She better not set foot in there either

"not"
[Edited 6/3/07 15:36pm]

I think they should allow the judges on American Idol to shoot ONE contestant of their choice. They'd only have one shot per season, but imagine how much BETTER the contestants would be! Sanjaya woulda wounded like Stevie FUckin Wonder!

guitarslinger44 said:

Or maybe merge American Idol with the UFC.
Each contestant voted off would have to step in the ring with an Ultimate Fighter!

AnckSuNamun said:

"hello Ken, hi Barbie"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d08ihGmaJDM

Spookymuffin said:

I've found I have a love for karaoke. The best bit is when the young girl allocated to you eagerly strokes your leg in hopes of later relieving you of your money by way of various sex acts.

The karaoke booths are good too though. I sang 'ICNTTPOYM' in one of them and a Michael Bloton track.

Fauxie said:

lol@Michael Bloton



Oh damn yeah, when I used to go to China we went to Chinese Karaoke bars and you get a whole line of beautiful girls come to your table, and each man of our party had to choose a girl to sit and entertain them..

I was like WTF?? I am female.. dont I get a choice of man???

So anyway, my host felt bad and made arrangements, and about 20 mins later about 6 Chinese men dressed in sailor suits came over and stood before me.. I was supposed to choose on of them for my night!

The host said they dont usually have women requesting men, cos it was a mans club really.. but these sailor guys were the actors, and dancers from the show they were performing in this complex too..

I was mortified.. and they werent that nice anyway.. so I said no thank you, I will share a girl.. that my colleague said I could borrow..

so the sailor guys left, all disappointed, or relieved, I am not sure.

But you can have sex with them.. although its all kept but yeah that happens.. I was like omg but Mr Tang is married.. but he was a fuck off rich entrepreneur.. what does he care what his wife thinks.. he chose TWO girls, and I think he left with both of them too!





fun times..
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REDFEATHERS said:

It's always an experience.

Yeah, here in Thailand all the policemen go to the karaoke bars and pick up women for the night. It's just accepted that many men will have a mia-nawy or two (literally small wife) and will sleep with prostitutes. I cracked up when I went as we didn't really get to choose and while I was lucky and was given this gorgeous young girl, my friend was allocated this pushing 40 miserable looking old slag. He really wanted to swap but I was having none of it. We weren't really there to be up to no good though - just something to do late one night after a few too many beers. We didn't sing karaoke and we didn't leave with the girls. Just wanted to see how creepy it was inside.

Spookymuffin said:

Wait until I go to Amsterdam and put my finger in a dyke.