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Mail Order Husbands I wanna join, but I don't think I can compete with the other guys on the site.
Who wants to buy me? 
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Ariel,
Much like that other guy who is a virgin, you make me wanna sleep with you just so these pathetic threads and posts come to an end.  | |
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JustErin said: Ariel,
Much like that other guy who is a virgin, you make me wanna sleep with you just so these pathetic threads and posts come to an end. It's already working!  | |
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No one else wants to touch this thread.
Much like how no one wants to touch you. | |
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JustErin said: No one else wants to touch this thread.
Much like how no one wants to touch you. It's the crabs, isn't it? | |
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ArielB said: JustErin said: No one else wants to touch this thread.
Much like how no one wants to touch you. It's the crabs, isn't it? That's a good start. | |
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JustErin said: ArielB said: It's the crabs, isn't it? That's a good start. I could shave, you know. | |
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ArielB said: JustErin said: That's a good start. I could shave, you know. That will only make your genital warts more visible. | |
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JustErin said: ArielB said: I could shave, you know. That will only make your genital warts more visible. They're not that big  | |
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This thread could've been on fire if it wasn't for you | |
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ArielB said: This thread could've been on fire if it wasn't for you
Ain't that always the case.  | |
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JustErin said: ArielB said: This thread could've been on fire if it wasn't for you
Ain't that always the case. I'm going to slap you, that's for sure.  | |
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you're handsome
smart and funny kind go out and get laid it cant be that hard to do 
. [Edited 6/3/07 14:33pm] | |
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 It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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Mach said: go out and get laid it cant be that hard to do I dunno, Mach, but I think that for a man, if it needs to be that hard to do. I'm speaking both literally & ironically. | |
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Are you saying you can't compete with this:
 ? 
Post a photo! | |
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Mach said: you're handsome
smart and funny kind go out and get laid it cant be that hard to do
First, thank you for the compliment. I have a serious problem of shyness and insecurity around people I don't know. So going out and getting laid only happens in my dreams. | |
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lol! 1/2 price! [Edited 6/3/07 14:56pm] I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
"There are three types of women for a man. The woman he wants to marry, the woman he should marry, and the woman he ends up marrying". -Pedro Infante- Una Vez Y Otra Mas! | |
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Illustrator said: Mach said: go out and get laid it cant be that hard to do I dunno, Mach, but I think that for a man, if it needs to be that hard to do. I'm speaking both literally & ironically. it's not hard damnit  | |
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ArielB said: Mach said: you're handsome
smart and funny kind go out and get laid it cant be that hard to do
First, thank you for the compliment. I have a serious problem of shyness and insecurity around people I don't know. So going out and getting laid only happens in my dreams. take some blotter acid and go to a bar
ok ok you're shy i understand only you can change that  | |
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jess555ja said: Are you saying you can't compete with this:
?
Post a photo! He looks much better than me | |
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ArielB said: jess555ja said: Are you saying you can't compete with this:
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Post a photo! He looks much better than me Where is your photo? How can anyone buy you without checking you out first?  | |
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Mach said: ArielB said: First, thank you for the compliment. I have a serious problem of shyness and insecurity around people I don't know. So going out and getting laid only happens in my dreams. take some blotter acid and go to a bar
ok ok you're shy i understand only you can change that True. It's more complicated than just being shy. It's changing a lot of things in me. I think I lack the skills of communication. I rarely speak and when I do, weird things come out of my mouth  so I tend to shut up. | |
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jess555ja said: ArielB said: He looks much better than me Where is your photo? How can anyone buy you without checking you out first? well, I'm the one on the right, with the short hair.  | |
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ArielB said: jess555ja said: Where is your photo? How can anyone buy you without checking you out first? well, I'm the one on the right, with the short hair. You are such a liar! You are a good looking guy. You just need to go out and find yourself a woman. Don't sell yourself | |
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jess555ja said: ArielB said: well, I'm the one on the right, with the short hair. You are such a liar! You are a good looking guy. You just need to go out and find yourself a woman. Don't sell yourself oh please. If I was anywhere close to good looking, I wouldn't have been celibate for so many years. | |
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ArielB said: jess555ja said: You are such a liar! You are a good looking guy. You just need to go out and find yourself a woman. Don't sell yourself oh please. If I was anywhere close to good looking, I wouldn't have been celibate for so many years. It's not your looks and you know it. It's your shyness..... and smell. | |
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JustErin said: ArielB said: oh please. If I was anywhere close to good looking, I wouldn't have been celibate for so many years. It's not your looks and you know it. It's your shyness..... and smell. Smell, eh? I'm going to sit on your face and then you could tell me all about the smell, lady! I don't think it's my shyness, but more my insecurity. And I don't know how to get rid of that. [Edited 6/3/07 15:39pm] | |
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jess555ja said: ArielB said: well, I'm the one on the right, with the short hair. You are such a liar! You are a good looking guy. You just need to go out and find yourself a woman. Don't sell yourself Nope. I have to say I'm batting for either Leonard or Earl. JUST KIDDING!
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ArielB said: jess555ja said: You are such a liar! You are a good looking guy. You just need to go out and find yourself a woman. Don't sell yourself oh please. If I was anywhere close to good looking, I wouldn't have been celibate for so many years. BTW, postin' pics of you already with a woman isn't gonna help. | |
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