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Rhondab

National Men's Health Week




The purpose of Men's Health Week is to heighten the awareness of preventable health problems and encourage early detection and treatment of disease among men and boys.

This week gives health care providers, public policy makers, the media, and individuals an opportunity to encourage men and boys to seek regular medical advice and early treatment for disease and injury.


Dates for Men's Health Week

June 11-17, 2007 June 15-21, 2009 June 13-19, 2011
June 9-15, 2008 June 14-20, 2010 June 11-17, 2012



For more information: http://www.menshealthweek.org/


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Reply #1 posted 05/31/07 4:58am

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wave I like to do my bit to help
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Reply #2 posted 05/31/07 5:08am

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REDFEATHERS said:

wave I like to do my bit to help


touched That is sooo sweet.... are you going to be doing the "turn your head and cough" exams?

batting eyes
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Reply #3 posted 05/31/07 5:09am

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pardonme4livin said:

REDFEATHERS said:

wave I like to do my bit to help


touched That is sooo sweet.... are you going to be doing the "turn your head and cough" exams?

batting eyes



..no., its more like turn your head and choke.. lol
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Reply #4 posted 05/31/07 6:22am

Rhondab

REDFEATHERS said:

pardonme4livin said:



touched That is sooo sweet.... are you going to be doing the "turn your head and cough" exams?

batting eyes



..no., its more like turn your head and choke.. lol


lol


Hey wait...this is serious stuff pout
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Reply #5 posted 05/31/07 6:31am

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Rhondab said:

REDFEATHERS said:




..no., its more like turn your head and choke.. lol


lol


Hey wait...this is serious stuff pout



Yeah I know.. it was kens fault.. actually when I read Oceans thread, I thought about bringing up this too, for our male orgers.. but you beat me to it.. wink
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Reply #6 posted 05/31/07 6:36am

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This is a week when men break out in a sweat - bend over and make intimate friends with a rubberised finger and sing Moon River in soprano!!!

But seriously - men should look after themselves a bit better than they are doing at the moment.

Women have to go to the "open wide clinic" eek
have breast examinations and talk about their intimate bits and bobs and it has saved lives. Men should talk about it more often, get examined and it could save their lives. smile
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Reply #7 posted 05/31/07 6:48am

Rhondab

this needs to be stickified please....
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Reply #8 posted 05/31/07 6:52am

blueblossom

Rhondab said:

this needs to be stickified please....


seconded = this is a very very important life saving subject
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Reply #9 posted 05/31/07 8:21am

Mach

A random "guess I should go " check helped save my husbands life

cancer

he will be 50 in Oct


go... guys get checked nod
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pardonme4livin said:



touched That is sooo sweet.... are you going to be doing the "turn your head and cough" exams?

batting eyes



..no., its more like turn your head and choke.. lol


Nice.... batting eyes
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Reply #12 posted 05/31/07 8:40pm

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I just had a physical.

:turnedheadcoughed:

My triglycerides and cholesterol levels are a bit high, but otherwise I'm good. nod
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what does the turn your head and cough thing reveal? confused


oh and does anyone know where to find that video of the woman seductively telling you how to perform a testicular exam? she's holding a plum mr.green
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emm said:

what does the turn your head and cough thing reveal? confused


hernia




oh and does anyone know where to find that video of the woman seductively telling you how to perform a testicular exam? she's holding a plum mr.green


No! But I want to see it.
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Reply #15 posted 05/31/07 9:19pm

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Stax said:

emm said:


oh and does anyone know where to find that video of the woman seductively telling you how to perform a testicular exam? she's holding a plum mr.green


No! But I want to see it.


omg! the internet is a wonderful thing.
i found it in a flash!


rachel gets fruity

orange


edited for better link
the site has lots of good information
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emm said:

Stax said:



No! But I want to see it.


omg! the internet is a wonderful thing.
i found it in a flash!


rachel gets fruity

orange


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Reply #17 posted 05/31/07 9:34pm

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Men's top 10 health threats: Mostly preventable
What most threatens men's health? Find out the leading killers and how to reduce your risk.
Do you know what threatens men's lives the most? The list is surprisingly short.

According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), in 2003, just over a million American men died. Nearly 80 percent of them died of heart disease or one of the nine other leading causes of death among American men.

Here's a snapshot of the 10 leading killers of American men in 2003, the most recent year for which these statistics are available from the CDC:

Rank Cause Percentage of male deaths
1 Heart disease 28.0
2 Cancer 24.0
3 Unintentional injuries 5.9
4 Stroke 5.1
5 Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) 5.1
6 Diabetes 2.9
7 Influenza and pneumonia 2.4
8 Suicide 2.1
9 Kidney disease 1.7
10 Alzheimer's disease 1.5
Total 78.7

Source: Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), 2003

These CDC statistics show men are at higher risk of death than are women in most of these categories. As a result, the average American man lives 5.3 fewer years than does the average woman. In 2003, male life expectancy was 74.8 years. Female life expectancy was 80.1 years.

It's unclear why men have a shorter life span than women do. Inherited traits and male sex hormones may play a role, affecting such characteristics as body fat distribution. Specifically, men are more likely to accumulate fat around the abdomen (apple-shape obesity), which is associated with an increased risk of heart disease, diabetes, cancer and stroke. Women, on the other hand, are more likely to put on extra weight around the hips (pear-shape obesity). While unhealthy, this type of fat distribution is not linked as closely to potentially fatal conditions.

Socially sanctioned "male" behavior also may predispose men to premature death. CDC statistics show men are more likely to smoke, drink, use illicit drugs and engage in casual sex than are women — all of which can increase their risk of serious diseases. Males are also more likely to take risks and behave aggressively, which may partly explain why they have a higher risk of dying from accidents, suicide and homicide. Young men are especially at risk. In young men, accidents, suicide and homicide are among the most frequent causes of death. In young and middle-aged men, AIDS is on the top 10 list.

While experts are continually working to understand the underlying causes of death in men, one thing is clear: By recognizing the leading threats to your life, you can take steps to reduce your risks — and avoid the leading causes of death.

No. 1 — Heart disease
According to the American Heart Association, in 2004, over 410,000 men died of cardiovascular disease, the leading cause of death in both sexes. Because men usually develop heart disease 10 to 15 years earlier than women do, they're more likely to die of it in the prime of life. About one-fourth of all heart-disease-related deaths occur in men ages 35 to 65.

You can reduce your risk of heart disease by making healthier lifestyle choices and getting appropriate treatment for other conditions that can increase your risk of coronary artery disease, such as high cholesterol, diabetes and high blood pressure. Some preventive measures you can take:

Don't smoke or use other tobacco products.
Eat a varied diet rich in fruits and vegetables, and avoid high-fat foods.
Maintain a healthy weight.
Get at least 30 minutes of exercise most days of the week.
Have your cholesterol tested.
If you have diabetes, keep your blood sugar under control.
Get regular blood pressure checks.
Take a daily dose of aspirin, if your doctor OKs it.
No. 2 — Cancer
In 2003, the CDC recorded nearly 288,000 men who died of cancer, the second-leading cause of death for both sexes. Lung cancer — 90 percent of it caused by cigarette smoking — is the most common cause of cancer death in both sexes. In 2003, 89,964 men died of lung cancer.

The CDC also notes that prostate cancer and colorectal cancer are the second- and third-leading causes of cancer death in men.

Some preventive measures you can take:

Don't smoke or use other tobacco products.
Eat a varied diet rich in fruits and vegetables, and avoid high-fat foods.
Maintain a healthy weight.
Get at least 30 minutes of exercise most days of the week.
Limit your exposure to sun and use sunscreen.
Drink alcohol only in moderation, if at all.
Be aware of potential cancer-causing substances (carcinogens) in your home and workplace, and take steps to reduce your exposure to these substances.
Have regular preventive health screenings.
Know your family medical history and review it with your doctor.
No. 3 — Unintentional injuries
In 2003, accidents killed 70,532 men, according to the CDC. Motor vehicle crashes were the leading cause. More than twice as many men as women died in traffic accidents. Male drivers involved in such accidents were almost twice as likely as female drivers to be intoxicated. To reduce your chances of a fatal crash:

Use your seat belt every time you drive.
Don't exceed speed limits.
Don't drive after drinking alcohol.
Don't drive while sleepy or under the influence of drugs.
The CDC recorded poisoning as the second-leading cause of fatal unintentional injury to men in 2003 — 13,176 men died of it. In comparison, 6,281 women died of poisoning that year. To reduce your risk of poisoning:

Place carbon monoxide and smoke detectors near bedrooms in your house.
Have fuel-burning appliances inspected each year.
Store household products in their original containers.
Read and follow label instructions for household products.
Turn on a light when giving or taking medicine and follow label instructions.
Ventilate areas in which you use chemical products.
Post the poison control number, 800-222-1222, by each telephone in your home.
Falls and drowning were the third- and fourth-leading causes of fatal unintentional injury to men. In 2003, falls caused 8,910 deaths among men, compared with 8,319 deaths among women. Drowning accounted for 2,632 deaths among men and 674 deaths among women.

Common-sense precautions such as using a safety ladder, placing nonskid mats in showers and tubs, and never swimming alone in a large or unfamiliar body of water can reduce the risks.

Workplace accidents — which include some vehicle crashes, poisonings, falls and drowning — are a significant cause of fatal injury to men, partly because men are concentrated in dangerous occupations such as agriculture, mining and construction.

No. 4 — Stroke
In 2004, over 58,000 men died of stroke, according to the American Heart Association. Although stroke affects equal proportions of men and women, men have better chances of surviving than women do. You can't control some stroke risk factors, such as family history, age and race, but you can control the leading cause — high blood pressure — as well as contributing factors such as smoking and diabetes.

Additional preventive measures:

Lower your intake of cholesterol and saturated fat. Get your cholesterol checked.
Get regular blood pressure checks, and if it's higher than normal, take measures to control it.
Don't smoke.
Control diabetes.
Maintain a healthy weight.
Get at least 30 minutes of exercise most days of the week.
Manage stress.
Limit alcohol consumption.
Talk with your doctor about taking a daily dose of aspirin.
No. 5 — Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD)
In 2003, according to the American Lung Association, 60,714 men died of chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD), a group of chronic lung conditions that includes emphysema and chronic bronchitis. It's strongly associated with lung cancer, the leading cause of cancer deaths among men. The main cause is smoking. Men who smoke are 12 times as likely to die of COPD as are men who've never smoked.

Some preventive measures you can take:

Don't smoke.
Avoid secondhand smoke.
Minimize exposure to workplace chemicals.
No. 6 — Diabetes
The American Heart Association reports that in 2004, 35,000 men died of diabetes, a disease that affects the way the body uses blood sugar (glucose). Excess body fat, especially around the middle, is an important risk factor for diabetes. About 80 percent of people who have the disease are overweight or obese.

The diabetes complications most likely to be fatal are heart disease and stroke, which occur at two to four times the average rate in people with diabetes. Men with diabetes haven't benefited as much from recent advances in heart disease treatment as have men without diabetes.

An estimated one-third of men with the most common form of diabetes don't know they have it. Many are unaware of the disease until they develop complications such as impotence (erectile dysfunction), nerve damage causing pain or loss of sensation in the hands or feet, vision loss, or kidney disease.

Some preventive measures you can take:

Maintain a healthy weight.
Eat a varied diet, rich in fruits, vegetables and low-fat foods.
Get at least 30 minutes of exercise most days of the week.
Get your fasting blood sugar level checked periodically.
Know your family's diabetes history and discuss it with your doctor.
No. 7 — Influenza and pneumonia
In 2003, 28,778 men died of pneumonia and influenza, according to the CDC. These lung infections are especially life-threatening to people whose lungs have already been damaged by COPD, asthma or smoking. The risk of death from pneumonia or influenza is also higher among people with heart disease, diabetes or a weakened immune system due to AIDS or immunosuppressive drugs.

You can reduce your risk of complications and death from pneumonia and influenza by getting immunized. A yearly flu shot is up to 90 percent effective in preventing influenza in healthy adults. The pneumococcal vaccine can reduce the risk of getting pneumonia by more than half.

No. 8 — Suicide
In 2003, the CDC noted 25,203 men committed suicide. Men commit suicide four times as often as women do, partly because they're more likely to use deadlier means — such as firearms — when they set out to take their own lives. Depression — which is estimated to affect 7 percent of men in any given year — is an important risk factor for suicide. But male depression is underdiagnosed, partly because men are less likely than women are to seek treatment for it. In addition, men don't always develop standard symptoms such as sadness, worthlessness and excessive guilt. Instead, they may be more likely to complain of fatigue, irritability, sleep disturbances and loss of interest in work or hobbies. Alcohol or drug abuse — which is more common in men — can mask depression and make it more difficult to diagnose.

People at risk of suicide may:

Be depressed, moody, socially withdrawn or aggressive
Have suffered a recent life crisis
Show changes in personality
Feel worthless
Abuse alcohol or drugs
Have frequent thoughts about death
Talk about death and self-destruction
If you find yourself avoiding others, feeling hostile and worthless, thinking about death and using alcohol and drugs to numb your pain, talk with your doctor. In an urgent situation, an emergency room or crisis center can help. Friends or family members may be the first to notice your uncharacteristic behavior. Take their advice and seek help. If you or someone you love is depressed, remove any access to firearms in the home. Don't expect to be able to overcome the feelings of depression without medical help. This is a disease, not something you can "snap out of."

No. 9 — Kidney disease
Kidney failure, most often a complication of diabetes or high blood pressure, took the lives of 20,481 men in 2003 says the CDC. Control of diabetes and high blood pressure can prevent or slow the progression of kidney disease. Another cause of kidney failure is overuse of medications such as aspirin and ibuprofen (Advil, Motrin, others) that are toxic to the kidneys.

Some preventive measures you can take:

Drink plenty of fluids.
Exercise regularly.
Maintain your proper weight.
Don't smoke.
Get checked regularly for diabetes and high blood pressure.
Limit your use of over-the-counter pain relievers.
Take all medications only as directed.
No. 10 — Alzheimer's disease
About 4.5 million older Americans — both men and women — have Alzheimer's disease. In 2003, 18,335 men died of Alzheimer's, which usually develops in people age 65 or older. But statistically there are more women who have the disease, because women live longer than men — and the older you are, the more likely you are to have Alzheimer's. The American population has more and more older adults each year. Consequently, the number of people with Alzheimer's has more than doubled since 1980 and continues to increase. As men live longer because of improved treatments for other conditions, they are more likely to die of Alzheimer's.

Although experts are doing promising research into preventing Alzheimer's, currently there's no proven way to prevent the onset of the disease. Taking steps to improve your cardiovascular health may help:

Lose weight if you're overweight.
Exercise regularly.
Control your blood pressure.
Keep your cholesterol levels in normal ranges.
While there is some controversy about whether it's effective, some research indicates doing intellectually challenging activities may help delay the onset of dementia. It certainly can't hurt — and it may help maintain your mental fitness.

Putting health risks into perspective
It's important to understand that this ranking of health risks applies to the entire population of American men, no matter what their age. Although heart disease is the No. 1 lifetime health threat to men, it tops all other causes of death among men in only two age groups: ages 45 to 54, and age 65 and over. From childhood until age 44, accidents are the most significant threat to men's lives. Cancer emerges as the leading killer only in men ages 55 to 64.

The top killers also vary somewhat among men from different ethnic groups. Black men, whose life expectancy is shorter than that of men from other races, are at higher risk of death by homicide and AIDS. American Indian men are more likely to die of chronic liver disease and cirrhosis. More white men die of Alzheimer's disease than do men from other groups. In men of Asian or Pacific Island descent, the top two killers are the same as for men of other ethnic groups, but their order is reversed — they are more likely to die of cancer than of heart disease. Hispanic men are at higher risk of death by accidental injury, at least partly because the population of Hispanic men is younger than average.

The bottom line: Be concerned about health risks, but don't panic. Do all you can to lead a healthy lifestyle — eat healthy foods, stay physically active, don't smoke, get regular checkups and guard against accidents. By making these preventive measures a way of life, you'll increase your chances of staying vital and active into your 80s and 90s — well beyond the statistical average of 74.8.


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Reply #18 posted 05/31/07 9:47pm

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xplnyrslf said:



No. 1 — Heart disease
According to the American Heart Association, in 2004, over 410,000 men died of cardiovascular disease, the leading cause of death in both sexes. Because men usually develop heart disease 10 to 15 years earlier than women do, they're more likely to die of it in the prime of life. About one-fourth of all heart-disease-related deaths occur in men ages 35 to 65.

You can reduce your risk of heart disease by making healthier lifestyle choices and getting appropriate treatment for other conditions that can increase your risk of coronary artery disease, such as high cholesterol, diabetes and high blood pressure. Some preventive measures you can take:

Don't smoke or use other tobacco products.
Eat a varied diet rich in fruits and vegetables, and avoid high-fat foods.
Maintain a healthy weight.
Get at least 30 minutes of exercise most days of the week.
Have your cholesterol tested.
If you have diabetes, keep your blood sugar under control.
Get regular blood pressure checks.
Take a daily dose of aspirin, if your doctor OKs it.



That what my doctor said!

He also said if I don't get my cholesterol down in three months he is putting me on Lipitor "and you will never get an erection again."

confused
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Reply #19 posted 05/31/07 9:50pm

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Stax said:

xplnyrslf said:



No. 1 — Heart disease
According to the American Heart Association, in 2004, over 410,000 men died of cardiovascular disease, the leading cause of death in both sexes. Because men usually develop heart disease 10 to 15 years earlier than women do, they're more likely to die of it in the prime of life. About one-fourth of all heart-disease-related deaths occur in men ages 35 to 65.

You can reduce your risk of heart disease by making healthier lifestyle choices and getting appropriate treatment for other conditions that can increase your risk of coronary artery disease, such as high cholesterol, diabetes and high blood pressure. Some preventive measures you can take:

Don't smoke or use other tobacco products.
Eat a varied diet rich in fruits and vegetables, and avoid high-fat foods.
Maintain a healthy weight.
Get at least 30 minutes of exercise most days of the week.
Have your cholesterol tested.
If you have diabetes, keep your blood sugar under control.
Get regular blood pressure checks.
Take a daily dose of aspirin, if your doctor OKs it.



That what my doctor said!

He also said if I don't get my cholesterol down in three months he is putting me on Lipitor "and you will never get an erection again."

confused

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emm said:

Stax said:



That what my doctor said!

He also said if I don't get my cholesterol down in three months he is putting me on Lipitor "and you will never get an erection again."

confused

omfg


lol I know!

Then he said that doesn't always happen, but it does sometimes. Whatever, it got me motivated to eat hippie food. nod

No more chicken 'n waffles for me. neutral
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Reply #21 posted 05/31/07 10:07pm

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Stax said:

xplnyrslf said:



No. 1 — Heart disease
According to the American Heart Association, in 2004, over 410,000 men died of cardiovascular disease, the leading cause of death in both sexes. Because men usually develop heart disease 10 to 15 years earlier than women do, they're more likely to die of it in the prime of life. About one-fourth of all heart-disease-related deaths occur in men ages 35 to 65.

You can reduce your risk of heart disease by making healthier lifestyle choices and getting appropriate treatment for other conditions that can increase your risk of coronary artery disease, such as high cholesterol, diabetes and high blood pressure. Some preventive measures you can take:

Don't smoke or use other tobacco products.
Eat a varied diet rich in fruits and vegetables, and avoid high-fat foods.
Maintain a healthy weight.
Get at least 30 minutes of exercise most days of the week.
Have your cholesterol tested.
If you have diabetes, keep your blood sugar under control.
Get regular blood pressure checks.
Take a daily dose of aspirin, if your doctor OKs it.



That what my doctor said!

He also said if I don't get my cholesterol down in three months he is putting me on Lipitor "and you will never get an erection again."

confused



Lipitor doesn't affect erections...beta blockers do, which treat hypertension and heart disease, which is what you could be prescribed if your cholesterol doesn't get lower..
http://www.drugs.com/lipitor.html
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Reply #22 posted 05/31/07 10:16pm

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xplnyrslf said:

Stax said:



That what my doctor said!

He also said if I don't get my cholesterol down in three months he is putting me on Lipitor "and you will never get an erection again."

confused



Lipitor doesn't affect erections...beta blockers do, which treat hypertension and heart disease, which is what you could be prescribed if your cholesterol doesn't get lower..
http://www.drugs.com/lipitor.html


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Reply #23 posted 05/31/07 10:31pm

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i have a dreamy/cheeky gay doctor. he's really hot. when i had a complete physical a couple of years ago he was full of jokes. he entered the exam room with a small heater that he plugged in and turned on right away. "it gets chilly in these rooms," he said. half an hour later, as he grabbed the sack for the turn & cough he said, "i bet you're glad I use the space heater now!"

then...

there was the prostate exam. as he prepared his rubber gloved finger for entry, he asked, "have u ever had a digital exam? (beat) i mean, professionally?"

OMG. I blush just thinking about it. damn he's dreamy.

because of my tattoos, we always talk about Prince when I go in. he rocked out to 1999 in college and doesn't believe that Prince is straight.

then there was the unfortunate time i picked up a std. he asked what my kabbalistic wrist tattoos mean. i pointed to my right wrist and said, "this is for protection from the evil eye." he said, "i guess it was protecting the wrong eye."

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LisasBrush said:

i have a dreamy/cheeky gay doctor. he's really hot. when i had a complete physical a couple of years ago he was full of jokes. he entered the exam room with a small heater that he plugged in and turned on right away. "it gets chilly in these rooms," he said. half an hour later, as he grabbed the sack for the turn & cough he said, "i bet you're glad I use the space heater now!"

then...

there was the prostate exam. as he prepared his rubber gloved finger for entry, he asked, "have u ever had a digital exam? (beat) i mean, professionally?"

OMG. I blush just thinking about it. damn he's dreamy.

because of my tattoos, we always talk about Prince when I go in. he rocked out to 1999 in college and doesn't believe that Prince is straight.

then there was the unfortunate time i picked up a std. he asked what my kabbalistic wrist tattoos mean. i pointed to my right wrist and said, "this is for protection from the evil eye." he said, "i guess it was protecting the wrong eye."

falloff

falloff Awesome doctor!
Oh shit, my hat done fell off
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INSATIABLE said:

LisasBrush said:

i have a dreamy/cheeky gay doctor. he's really hot. when i had a complete physical a couple of years ago he was full of jokes. he entered the exam room with a small heater that he plugged in and turned on right away. "it gets chilly in these rooms," he said. half an hour later, as he grabbed the sack for the turn & cough he said, "i bet you're glad I use the space heater now!"

then...

there was the prostate exam. as he prepared his rubber gloved finger for entry, he asked, "have u ever had a digital exam? (beat) i mean, professionally?"

OMG. I blush just thinking about it. damn he's dreamy.

because of my tattoos, we always talk about Prince when I go in. he rocked out to 1999 in college and doesn't believe that Prince is straight.

then there was the unfortunate time i picked up a std. he asked what my kabbalistic wrist tattoos mean. i pointed to my right wrist and said, "this is for protection from the evil eye." he said, "i guess it was protecting the wrong eye."

falloff

falloff Awesome doctor!


For sure! lol
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Reply #26 posted 06/02/07 8:09pm

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blueblossom said:

This is a week when men break out in a sweat - bend over and make intimate friends with a rubberised finger and sing Moon River in soprano!!!

But seriously - men should look after themselves a bit better than they are doing at the moment.


This is something I am NOT looking forward to next year. Every year when I have a complete physical exam, my doctor asks me if I will let her do the colon exam and every year I say no. She told me she wasn't going to insist until I turn 40. I turn 40 next year and I know me and her are going to have to fight up in that examining room because I can't go through with it.

As a gay man, people find that strange coming from me but I see something going up my ass as the worst possible pain imaginable.
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Reply #27 posted 06/03/07 8:28am

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vainandy said:[quote]
blueblossom said:

This is a week when men break out in a sweat - bend over and make intimate friends with a rubberised finger and sing Moon River in soprano!!!

But seriously - men should look after themselves a bit better than they are doing at the moment.


This is something I am NOT looking forward to next year. Every year when I have a complete physical exam, my doctor asks me if I will let her do the colon exam and every year I say no. She told me she wasn't going to insist until I turn 40. I turn 40 next year and I know me and her are going to have to fight up in that examining room because I can't go through with it.

As a gay man, people find that strange coming from me but I see something going up my ass as the worst possible pain imaginable.




I'm due. If you lived in the same town we could go together and just get it done. smile
[Edited 6/3/07 8:30am]
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Reply #28 posted 06/03/07 6:00pm

wlcm2thdwn

Men are not going to the doctor until they get seriously sick, and usually by then it's too late, that's just the way it is!
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Reply #29 posted 06/04/07 1:25am

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wlcm2thdwn said:

Men are not going to the doctor until they get seriously sick, and usually by then it's too late, that's just the way it is!


They need to be re-educated then and go more often. There are too many widows out there because men decide that they are too macho to go to the Doctor or they think that their problems are trivial. Well there are many graves with men in them put there by "trivial" problems or that they did not go for a check up! sad

This is very serious and could save lives. Think about your families and loved ones and go get a check up!!!
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