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Thread started 05/30/07 11:32pm

Janfriend

Can we have a serious discussion about Smurfette?

Ok, I know the "official" story which sounds kinda crazy to me, but growing up I don't remember watching that story unfold from the start. So, what I want know was what was you rationale for Smurfette's presence? I mean, I never understood why she was the only woman there, why she didn't have babies or marry or have sex. Lesbian maybe? How the hell did Papa get all them Smurfs in the first place? Was anybody else baffled by this shit? Someone told me she used to be a man. She does look like a dude anyway and has a very manly voice. She was to the curb. I tried not to think about it too hard shrug What kind of stories did you come up with (if you didn't know the official one)? Why would the creators have just one chick in the whole show? What's up with all those men living together and multiplying like Gremlins?














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Reply #1 posted 05/30/07 11:33pm

SummerRain

Yes, she was the smurf's personal HO, fucked up the young girls minds for ever. Next question.
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Reply #2 posted 05/30/07 11:34pm

weepingwall

i always thought,smurfette was a transexual.
i mean the smur part is still there,so i guess she is pre-transexual.
[Edited 5/30/07 23:34pm]
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Reply #3 posted 05/30/07 11:37pm

Janfriend

weepingwall said:

i always thought,smurfette was a transexual.
i mean the smur part is still there,so i guess she is pre-transexual.
[Edited 5/30/07 23:34pm]


You mean pre-op. That's a good one
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Reply #4 posted 05/30/07 11:38pm

Janfriend

SummerRain said:

Yes, she was the smurf's personal HO, fucked up the young girls minds for ever. Next question.

hmmm You think some girls may have thought they needed to be the center of attention in a room full of men?
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Reply #5 posted 05/30/07 11:39pm

weepingwall

Janfriend said:

weepingwall said:

i always thought,smurfette was a transexual.
i mean the smur part is still there,so i guess she is pre-transexual.
[Edited 5/30/07 23:34pm]


You mean pre-op. That's a good one


thank you for the correction.
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Reply #6 posted 05/31/07 3:09am

virginie74

http://www.amazon.fr/Scht...941&sr=1-5

I couldn't find it in english and I can't remember the all story.

I think Gargamel created her to break the peace between smurfes, but she was ugly and crying all day, until Papa found her and made a potion that turned her to the blond one we all know.

I don't think smurfes have a libido anyway
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Reply #7 posted 05/31/07 3:31am

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virginie74 said:

http://www.amazon.fr/Schtroumpfette-3-Peyo/dp/2800101105/ref=sr_1_5/403-7382205-9908430?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1180605941&sr=1-5

I couldn't find it in english and I can't remember the all story.

I think Gargamel created her to break the peace between smurfes, but she was ugly and crying all day, until Papa found her and made a potion that turned her to the blond one we all know.

I don't think smurfes have a libido anyway


I never realized how awful the back story on her was!! I can't belive this passed even in the 80's!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfette
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Reply #8 posted 05/31/07 3:38am

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CarrieMpls said:

virginie74 said:

http://www.amazon.fr/Schtroumpfette-3-Peyo/dp/2800101105/ref=sr_1_5/403-7382205-9908430?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1180605941&sr=1-5

I couldn't find it in english and I can't remember the all story.

I think Gargamel created her to break the peace between smurfes, but she was ugly and crying all day, until Papa found her and made a potion that turned her to the blond one we all know.

I don't think smurfes have a libido anyway


I never realized how awful the back story on her was!! I can't belive this passed even in the 80's!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfette



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Reply #9 posted 05/31/07 4:45am

KoolEaze

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When I was a kid I didn´t really know about gang bangs and other group sex activities so I never worried that much about Smurfette but as I got older I started to ponder the same questions.
" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?"
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Reply #10 posted 05/31/07 4:56am

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Is Smurfette the prototype of a white , racially pure Aryan woman ?

Do the Smurfs stand for the KKK ?

I found this on a German website...:

Sind die Schlümpfe Nazis? (habe ich im Netz gefunden)
Dazu folgender Text:
'Die Schlümpfe: Antisemitische Parallelen?
Sie leben in Pilzhäusern irgendwo in einem Wald, sind äußerst nett und führen ein nahezu friedliches und idyllisches Leben. Niemand würde ihre Freundlichkeit in Frage stellen. Oder doch? Ich habe ein paar Hinweise gefunden, die die Schlümpfe zu kleinen Ku Klux Klan-Anhängern machen:


1. Schlümpfe tragen weiße Mützen, die möglicherweise eine Verbindung mit den von KKK-Anhängern getragenen Kutten und Roben darstellen.

Their clothes resemble KKK clothing.

2. Papa Schlumpf trägt eine rote Mütze, so wie die hochrangigen KKK-Anhänger (sie tragen Namen wie 'Grand Wizard' oder 'Grand Dragon') farbige Roben und Kutten tragen. Beim traditionellen KKK ist es ebenfalls die Farbe Rot.

Papa Smurf´s clothing resembles that of a "Grand Dragon" or "Grand Wizard"

3. Schlümpfe zelebrieren das Tanzen um ein Lagerfeuer. Manche KKK-Rituale sehen ganz ähnlich aus: Die Anhänger versammeln sich um ein brennendes Kreuz.

They celebrate dancing around a campfire...some KKK rituals look very similar...the KKK followers gather around a fire.
4. Gargamel entspricht ziemlich genau dem Bild des sog. 'typischen Juden', das im dritten Reich propagiert wurde.


Gargamel looks like the typical propaanda clichee of a Jew.

5. Gargamels Katze heißt 'Azrael' (so wie der Todesengel in vielen Religionen). Die Ähnlichkeit im Wortlaut mit 'Israel' ist offensichtlich.

Gargamel´s cat´s name is Azrael, which sounds like Israel.

6. Die Schlümpfe sehen alle gleich aus (-> Rasse? -> Volksgemeinschaft?).

They all look the same, it´s some sort of racially pure community.

7. Alle haben einen ihnen zugewiesenen Beruf.

They all have a certain profession that they are told to have.

8. Es gibt nur eine Frau, Schlumpfine, und sie ist blond. wink


There´s only one woman, Smurfette, and she´s blond.


http://www.kmtb.net/smurfs.php


'Gargamel
Das wäre der Gegenspieler der Schlümpfe. Sieht den Judendarstellungen der Nazis sehr ähnlich. Schmutzige Kleidung, fettige Haare, Hakennase und Buckel. Außerdem ist Gargamel ein Name jüdischer Herkunft.

Gargamel, the counterpart of the Smurfs, bears an eerie resemblance with the image of the Jews during the Nazi regime.

Schlumpfine
Die einzige Frau in Schlumpfhausen. Sie entspricht dem arischen Idealbild. Lange blonde Haare, versteckt ihre Brüste und packt an, wenn Hilfe gebraucht wird. Aber keusch ist sie.

[b]Smurfette, the only woman in Smurftown....she looks like the Aryan ideal.Long blond hair, covers her breasts, and lends a helping hand when help is needed.

But she is modest.






So, are the Smurfs Nazis ?


You can also find evidence for the Smurfs being Communists when you google " Smurfs and Communism ".

Papa Smurf is Karl Marx, the smurf with the glasses is Leo Trotzki, the unpopular intellectual who got kicked out by Stalin. They all live in a community and the worker smurf and soldier smurf get a lot of respect, just like in the USSR etc.etc.

[Edited 5/31/07 5:13am]
" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?"
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Reply #11 posted 05/31/07 5:16am

ThirdandFinal

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This will explaine a lot

http://www.jibjab.com/view/104887#
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Reply #12 posted 05/31/07 5:29am

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ThirdandFinal said:

This will explaine a lot

http://www.jibjab.com/view/104887#

lol lol lol lol
" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?"
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Reply #13 posted 05/31/07 5:49am

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Reply #14 posted 05/31/07 9:45am

filmnoirdame

As a kid, before I knew much about sex in general, it icked me out she was the only girl there. I don't know why, really, but it gave me an odd feeling.
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Reply #15 posted 05/31/07 9:47am

liberation

Smurfs scared me when i was young sad
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Reply #16 posted 05/31/07 10:12am

REDFEATHERS

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liberation said:

Smurfs scared me when i was young sad



comfort

have a blue teddy instead..
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Reply #17 posted 05/31/07 10:15am

Mach

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Reply #18 posted 05/31/07 11:10am

Janfriend

virginie74 said:

http://www.amazon.fr/Schtroumpfette-3-Peyo/dp/2800101105/ref=sr_1_5/403-7382205-9908430?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1180605941&sr=1-5

I couldn't find it in english and I can't remember the all story.

I think Gargamel created her to break the peace between smurfes, but she was ugly and crying all day, until Papa found her and made a potion that turned her to the blond one we all know.

I don't think smurfes have a libido anyway


I didn't ask for the official story. I knew it already. I was asking what your thoughts were before knowing the real story
[Edited 5/31/07 11:12am]
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Reply #19 posted 05/31/07 11:12am

Janfriend

filmnoirdame said:

As a kid, before I knew much about sex in general, it icked me out she was the only girl there. I don't know why, really, but it gave me an odd feeling.


I always thought that was strange
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Reply #20 posted 05/31/07 11:45am

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All I remember was that the Smurfs were the downfall of GOOD Saturday morning TV.
the smurfs sucked.
The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything.
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Reply #21 posted 05/31/07 11:46am

HereToRockYour
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Don't know about Smurfette, but She-Ra was such a dyke.
oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1!
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Reply #22 posted 05/31/07 12:16pm

virginie74

Janfriend said:

virginie74 said:

http://www.amazon.fr/Schtroumpfette-3-Peyo/dp/2800101105/ref=sr_1_5/403-7382205-9908430?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1180605941&sr=1-5

I couldn't find it in english and I can't remember the all story.

I think Gargamel created her to break the peace between smurfes, but she was ugly and crying all day, until Papa found her and made a potion that turned her to the blond one we all know.

I don't think smurfes have a libido anyway


I didn't ask for the official story. I knew it already. I was asking what your thoughts were before knowing the real story
[Edited 5/31/07 11:12am]


I started to read it long before it was on tv.
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Reply #23 posted 05/31/07 2:09pm

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CarrieMpls said:

virginie74 said:

http://www.amazon.fr/Schtroumpfette-3-Peyo/dp/2800101105/ref=sr_1_5/403-7382205-9908430?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1180605941&sr=1-5

I couldn't find it in english and I can't remember the all story.

I think Gargamel created her to break the peace between smurfes, but she was ugly and crying all day, until Papa found her and made a potion that turned her to the blond one we all know.

I don't think smurfes have a libido anyway


I never realized how awful the back story on her was!! I can't belive this passed even in the 80's!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfette



Seriously, that's fucked up! lol
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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Reply #24 posted 05/31/07 4:49pm

Janfriend

KoolEaze said:

Is Smurfette the prototype of a white , racially pure Aryan woman ?

Do the Smurfs stand for the KKK ?

I found this on a German website...:

Sind die Schlümpfe Nazis? (habe ich im Netz gefunden)
Dazu folgender Text:
'Die Schlümpfe: Antisemitische Parallelen?
Sie leben in Pilzhäusern irgendwo in einem Wald, sind äußerst nett und führen ein nahezu friedliches und idyllisches Leben. Niemand würde ihre Freundlichkeit in Frage stellen. Oder doch? Ich habe ein paar Hinweise gefunden, die die Schlümpfe zu kleinen Ku Klux Klan-Anhängern machen:


1. Schlümpfe tragen weiße Mützen, die möglicherweise eine Verbindung mit den von KKK-Anhängern getragenen Kutten und Roben darstellen.

Their clothes resemble KKK clothing.

2. Papa Schlumpf trägt eine rote Mütze, so wie die hochrangigen KKK-Anhänger (sie tragen Namen wie 'Grand Wizard' oder 'Grand Dragon') farbige Roben und Kutten tragen. Beim traditionellen KKK ist es ebenfalls die Farbe Rot.

Papa Smurf´s clothing resembles that of a "Grand Dragon" or "Grand Wizard"

3. Schlümpfe zelebrieren das Tanzen um ein Lagerfeuer. Manche KKK-Rituale sehen ganz ähnlich aus: Die Anhänger versammeln sich um ein brennendes Kreuz.

They celebrate dancing around a campfire...some KKK rituals look very similar...the KKK followers gather around a fire.
4. Gargamel entspricht ziemlich genau dem Bild des sog. 'typischen Juden', das im dritten Reich propagiert wurde.


Gargamel looks like the typical propaanda clichee of a Jew.

5. Gargamels Katze heißt 'Azrael' (so wie der Todesengel in vielen Religionen). Die Ähnlichkeit im Wortlaut mit 'Israel' ist offensichtlich.

Gargamel´s cat´s name is Azrael, which sounds like Israel.

6. Die Schlümpfe sehen alle gleich aus (-> Rasse? -> Volksgemeinschaft?).

They all look the same, it´s some sort of racially pure community.

7. Alle haben einen ihnen zugewiesenen Beruf.

They all have a certain profession that they are told to have.

8. Es gibt nur eine Frau, Schlumpfine, und sie ist blond. wink


There´s only one woman, Smurfette, and she´s blond.


http://www.kmtb.net/smurfs.php


'Gargamel
Das wäre der Gegenspieler der Schlümpfe. Sieht den Judendarstellungen der Nazis sehr ähnlich. Schmutzige Kleidung, fettige Haare, Hakennase und Buckel. Außerdem ist Gargamel ein Name jüdischer Herkunft.

Gargamel, the counterpart of the Smurfs, bears an eerie resemblance with the image of the Jews during the Nazi regime.

Schlumpfine
Die einzige Frau in Schlumpfhausen. Sie entspricht dem arischen Idealbild. Lange blonde Haare, versteckt ihre Brüste und packt an, wenn Hilfe gebraucht wird. Aber keusch ist sie.

[b]Smurfette, the only woman in Smurftown....she looks like the Aryan ideal.Long blond hair, covers her breasts, and lends a helping hand when help is needed.

But she is modest.






So, are the Smurfs Nazis ?


You can also find evidence for the Smurfs being Communists when you google " Smurfs and Communism ".

Papa Smurf is Karl Marx, the smurf with the glasses is Leo Trotzki, the unpopular intellectual who got kicked out by Stalin. They all live in a community and the worker smurf and soldier smurf get a lot of respect, just like in the USSR etc.etc.

[Edited 5/31/07 5:13am]



Damn neutral
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Reply #25 posted 05/31/07 4:51pm

Janfriend

virginie74 said:

Janfriend said:



I didn't ask for the official story. I knew it already. I was asking what your thoughts were before knowing the real story
[Edited 5/31/07 11:12am]


I started to read it long before it was on tv.


Was it a book or something?
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Reply #26 posted 05/31/07 4:52pm

jerseykrs

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Reply #27 posted 05/31/07 5:01pm

JasmineFire

CarrieMpls said:

virginie74 said:

http://www.amazon.fr/Schtroumpfette-3-Peyo/dp/2800101105/ref=sr_1_5/403-7382205-9908430?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1180605941&sr=1-5

I couldn't find it in english and I can't remember the all story.

I think Gargamel created her to break the peace between smurfes, but she was ugly and crying all day, until Papa found her and made a potion that turned her to the blond one we all know.

I don't think smurfes have a libido anyway


I never realized how awful the back story on her was!! I can't belive this passed even in the 80's!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfette

That doesn't even sound real! eek
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Reply #28 posted 05/31/07 5:08pm

Janfriend

JasmineFire said:

CarrieMpls said:



I never realized how awful the back story on her was!! I can't belive this passed even in the 80's!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfette

That doesn't even sound real! eek


I read that too. Either she's a pre-op transgender or a lesbian. She made it a point to choose the guy that hated marriage
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Reply #29 posted 06/01/07 12:23am

Janfriend

ThirdandFinal said:

This will explaine a lot

http://www.jibjab.com/view/104887#


That like, funny and not funny at the same time
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