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PrintableZombieKitten said: LittleSmedley said: "want a root"?! it only works if you are a woman, which I don't think you are  it's ok zombiekitten, I wasn't asking u for a root, though i'm sure ur very root-able. i was just thinking, " want a root"?!... sounds painful...  | |
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LittleSmedley said: ZombieKitten said: it only works if you are a woman, which I don't think you are it's ok zombiekitten, I wasn't asking u for a root, though i'm sure ur very root-able. i was just thinking, " want a root"?!... sounds painful... if you were very smooth, like the master is, you might start with "have you ever tripped over a branch?" "no" "a log maybe?" "no" "how 'bout a root?" she never saw that coming!  | |
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 I've read that!!
It's good isnt it?? 
Me, not so good. But it did help me be better at talking to people and stuff... Rock n roll baby | |
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ZombieKitten said: LittleSmedley said: it's ok zombiekitten, I wasn't asking u for a root, though i'm sure ur very root-able. i was just thinking, " want a root"?!... sounds painful... if you were very smooth, like the master is, you might start with "have you ever tripped over a branch?" "no" "a log maybe?" "no" "how 'bout a root?" she never saw that coming! whats the plan B if they answer yes to either of the first 2 suggestions? | |
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WillyWonka said: Terrible! I couldn't get a mattress into bed.
  I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
"There are three types of women for a man. The woman he wants to marry, the woman he should marry, and the woman he ends up marrying". -Pedro Infante- Una Vez Y Otra Mas! | |
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LittleSmedley said: statuesqque said: so true that's how my parents met see it works every time  | |
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3121 said: ZombieKitten said: if you were very smooth, like the master is, you might start with "have you ever tripped over a branch?" "no" "a log maybe?" "no" "how 'bout a root?" she never saw that coming! whats the plan B if they answer yes to either of the first 2 suggestions? I think it might still work | |
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Paradisekiss03 said: WillyWonka said: Terrible! I couldn't get a mattress into bed.
What? | |
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WillyWonka said: Paradisekiss03 said: What? 
Don't you already sleep on a matress
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Steadwood said: WillyWonka said: What?
Don't you already sleep on a matress
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I used to, but we broke up. Since then I haven't met another mattress with whom the relationship became that intimate. It's difficult these days, you know, to meet a nice mattress one could bring home to mother.  | |
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I am in no way a flirt.. I am rubish at it! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: I am in no way a flirt.. I am rubish at it!
*cough*bullshit*cough  
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Very poor if I try. Apparently not awful if I don't. | |
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statuesqque said: JustErin said:
It's incredibly easy if you're a woman.
"Wanna fuck?" works best. so true Women have it so easy when they want to hook up for sex. I tried going up to a hot babe and asking her. "Hey, what you'd say I take you home and eat your pussy?"    It didn't turn out so well.  
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