I would walk up to the neighbors house and say I got a problem with your bitch holmes!

ArielB said:

Oh wow

ArielB said:

what did i tell you about using that word!

evenstar3 said:

That you like it?

ArielB said:

I thought we were all gonna have shirts that say orgettes do it better

karmatornado said:

Holmes? Nice idea Ese !

ThreadCula said:

I thought so too, but apparently someone decided they don't like it

ThreadCula said:

All you gotta do now is lean like a cholo, elbows up side to side!

Is there a leash law there?
if so then give them a polite warning in a letter if not in person to keep the dogs on leads,
Tell them your thinking more of the dogs safty than just being mean.

here the fine for an off leash dog is like $350 +


Just make sure you have a picture incase the dog has been taken inside before they get there.

evenstar3 said:

Retina included???

call this kid: http://www.prince.org/msg/100/229216

xplnyrslf said:

You can always tell them what one of my best friends told her neighbor... that she was gonna kill the bitch the very next time she caught it shit'n in her yard. she meant it too.

As I avoid speaking to other humans as much as possible, I'd pick the poo up in a plastic bag and toss it into their yard.

ArielB said:

Yep, that and suggest they get him/her a better dog food. If it's loading off huge then the food's no good. It'll save them money and grief, not to mention bags

HereToRockYourWorld said:

plastic bags are bad just fling over with a trowel

LOl u guys are crazy....just bake poop the in the cake and say nothing...hehehehe Im kidding!!! Just intro yourself, tell em u think their dog is cute but when he poops in ure font yard would they mind clearing it off pretty please cause u have enough trying to clean up after a Doberman...thanks so much. Then hand them a pack of those dog poop bags and invite tthem for coffee
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The dog next door would come through a hole in the hedge and poop on our lawn.. only cos the ppl were on holiday and their son was too lazy to take the dog out for a walk and to do its business.

I think my bro picked it up and threw it back over into their garden.

and he did go round and explain what their dog had done, and its not on.
The neighbours were appalled and really sorry, and cos they got hens too, we got free eggs for a month.. lol

chillichocaholic said:

I love your way of thinking!

ThreadCula said:

id run it run it

fuck that Miranda, tell them, politely ( no need to be rude....yet....), to not allow their dogs to use YOUR property as their bathroom. You have EVERY right to expect that.

jerseykrs said:

I think I was first to suggest it.

I get no respect here

ZombieKitten said:

Yeah, but then they might not realize that the dog is going in the neighbor's yard.

When I first bought my house, my next door neighbor had this pit bull that they would let out of the house to go to the bathroom. One day, I watched her let him out, watch him shit on my property, let him back in and that was that.

It wasn't the first time it happened, I just ahppend to catch it this time. So I got some cardboard, scooped it up and put the load on her front step. The bitch got the message because it didn't happen again.

Last year a new neughbor moved in down the street and had tow dogs that she walked every day past m house and she satrted the same shit. So I got my cardboard, scooped it up and put it on her front step. This bitch got thr message too because it never happened again. They were both ignorant ass people who let their dogs go anywhere and would leave it.

I wouldn't let my dog do that and I'm sure you wouldn't. Try to talk to her first and see if that works. If it doesn't, put it on back on her property and see how she likes it.

You could always take your dog over to their yard and leave a message

LMAO!!! U guys are cracking me up

Well I havent confronted her yet. I'm gonna see if it happens again (I'm sure it will).
She hasnt let her dogs out in front (not that I know of) She's now raking the driveway...in the rain...barefoot.

Call this guy.....


He'll chase it down, even if it takes hours.

Illustrator said: