Someone called out office on Friday Night (I hate shift work). Due to sheer boredom and the need to give myself a laugh I did the following... Instead of answering the phone with the standard "0371, Network Support" I decided to be silly and answer...

"300, THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!"

They hung up and never called back.

Damn my job sucks...

i got fired..on the first day,for not showing up.

Hmm.. let's see...

I've hidden candies throughout the station - tell the next shift that the Easter Bunny showed up.

I've ran upstairs to our gym and brought down an exercise mat so that I could do some stretching.

Go on the intercom and whisper "Save the cheerleader!"

Respond to this thread :: http://www.prince.org/msg/8/229172

I feel like I lost a brain cell.

years ago, one of my bosses had a boil on the back of his neck so I convinced a co-worker to get him to let us write a "W" on either side of it so it said WOW.

Um. . . jacked off in the bathroom? Mentally jacked off on the org? That's about it.

shopped on the web

used compressed air to clean my desk.

actually spent time laughing at emoticons because I somehow find them hilarious....

ran up and down the halls singing and sliding in my shoes. funny thing to do when you work in a courthouse and there are hearings going on. no one expects it.

poured bottles of wine onto the floor cuz i wasent allowed to drink on the job...

ZombieKitten said:

WillyWonka said:

he has wild staring eyes

ZombieKitten said:

Your boss or his boil?

WillyWonka said:

my boss

I kept well away from that boil

ZombieKitten said:

Very prudent of you.

Your boss and his neck boil might well have been the inspiration for the film "How to Get Ahead in Advertising".

ZombieKitten said:

How on earth did he do that without the boss knowing?

REDFEATHERS said:

oh no, he had to give us permission!

ZombieKitten said:

did he do it with permanent marker, so it would take ages for it to scrub off?

REDFEATHERS said:

YES!!!! days! I remember a client asking him what it was written on his neck

i worked

Anxiety said:

you never

I don't believe a word

ZombieKitten said:

i'm not saying i'm PROUD of it

ZombieKitten said:

Ok..



I got some paper, coloured it red, cut it into long fingernail shapes.. got my glue out and stuck each one onto my fingernails.. I had long red paper talons..

Then I would cut them short..

Dont ask me why

I remember someone walking into my studio and I had to hide my hands under my desk and try and rip them off..

had to try and get add on sales so i asked my next customer would you like fries with that?
I work in a book shop!

July 21 harry potter day

Anxiety said:

Oh. . .that never occurred to me.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

it's totally overrated.

Anxiety said:

Wait, the org moderators work? Or is this your job?

actionthisday said:

I was doing a shit telesales job some years back, and I used to pretend to put ppl on hold, then hum a bit of classical music, then come back again.