I've messaged all the cute girls on the dating site I'm on. No more left. they all deleted my messages
What next? I think I need some help from the org or writing an intro.
I must really suck I've sent messages to about 100 different girls
I feel unwanted
Somebody give me some pity sex please.

ArielB said:

woah. that's quite a lot.

no pity sex for you

Start walking the streets.

ya prostitute yourself! at least you get money out of the deal. I thought you were dating someone?

pasquerto said:

No, she kicked me out for a better model

ArielB said:

I don't know if I have ever seen you? have you posted a pic on the org?

evenstar3 said:

pasquerto said:

he's posted naked pics on the org!

pasquerto said:

I have, yes. I'm no spookymuffin, but I am tasty

evenstar3 said:

I've done many crazy things in my life.

Dear god post one!

pasquerto said:

they were in my last photowhore thread, i think

evenstar3 said:

fuck me right now.

Spookymuffin said:

the shirt one???

pasquerto said:

yup!

evenstar3 said:

You know you want to. Undress me.

Spookymuffin said:

just post the spookyporn already, you so clearly want to.

pasquerto said:

How quickly you forget

all of the pics are now red x's ariel....that just wont do!

evenstar3 said:

oh no, I'm SO logging off.

evenstar3 said:

Wait, what?

Spookymuffin said:

you wanted to be undressed

So ummm, can we get back to my problem?

I need my own Cyrano de Bergerac, if you know what I mean.
Any talented volunteers?

You're hot!!

*wolf whistles* owww babeh!!! >_<

I wouldn't be givin' ya pity sex, though. It would be "I'm-trying-to-reel-you-in-and-rock-your-world" sex.


hehe but I'm probably too young for ya. ^^ I think those girls missed out on a good thing.

go to vegas and give the chicks coke

ArielB said:

ArielB said:

I'd start by not admitting this little bit of information if I were you!

ArielB said:

no, we can't, ben & i have claimed this thread.

cyrano!