This should calm you down: www.fingerslam.com

(nsfw)

karmatornado said:

Yeah, but anger's a crazy thing. Way overreaction. He came over to talk about it, the talk could have been calm, but your hackles raised immediately. Ever heard 'it's easier to catch a fly with honey than vinegar' or however that goes?
I'm not trying to be pissy at you. I just don't understand why people jump to anger and violence so quickly. It makes no sense to me.

The Ghetto ass parent I just talked about had the nerve to send her trashy ass cholo boyfriend to my house. The dude rung my door bell and was like you got a problem with my lady holmes? I said first of all fucker your on my property, second of all your girlfiend is ghetto as hell and doesn't need to call her kids those names and third if you don't get away from this door one of us is going to jail and the other the hospital, and I'll be leaving jail a day after you get out of the hospital. He laughed, I stepped out of my door, nose to nose and his girlfriend came screaming, I told him you better step away now or I'll knock you out then piss on you in front of your girlfriend. He walked away I tell you.

Spookymuffin said:

that's as fake as the 12 inch cock site.

karmatornado said:

yeah but your boys will be gone tomorrow and his will be over...

shit...

The Ghetto ass parent I just talked about had the nerve to send her trashy ass cholo boyfriend to my house. The dude rung my door bell and was like you got a problem with my lady holmes? I said first of all fucker your on my property, second of all your girlfiend is ghetto as hell and doesn't need to call her kids those names and third if you don't get away from this door one of us is going to jail and the other the hospital, and I'll be leaving jail a day after you get out of the hospital. He laughed, I stepped out of my door, nose to nose and his girlfriend came screaming, I told him you better step away now or I'll knock you out then piss on you in front of your girlfriend. He walked away I tell you.

Milty said:

oh, thank god.

now i can sleep.

karmatornado said:

America. It's just how I imagined it from this little island I live on

"Got gotta a problem, holmes!?" You should have told him he was knocking on the wrong door. Mr. Holmes lives right across the street, across that big pond, change at King's Cross and get on the Bakerloo Line to Baker St., London! He'll be the geezer smoking a pipe with the funny hat on trying to play the violin

Stax said:

Well you better take some Nitol 'cause people ARE into that.


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Please explain. I'm horrified, but intrigued. I can't see how it'd be anything but excruciating.

Fauxie said:

All I know is that whenever I used to go rent porn at a porn store they used to have these long stainless stell rods. Some were 12" long. They came in various thickness. For the longest time I didn't know what they were for. I should've just not even asked. Some people like to put that in their urethra? Pee hole? Whatever you want to call it. I almost fainted when I first saw that.

I think they are called Wands. There's one called Prince's Wand.


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

AND HERE THEY ARE! I think they're called probes. The ones that stay in place are Wands.

The Ghetto ass parent I just talked about had the nerve to send her trashy ass cholo boyfriend to my house. The dude rung my door bell and was like you got a problem with my lady holmes? I said first of all fucker your on my property, second of all your girlfiend is ghetto as hell and doesn't need to call her kids those names and third if you don't get away from this door one of us is going to jail and the other the hospital, and I'll be leaving jail a day after you get out of the hospital. He laughed, I stepped out of my door, nose to nose and his girlfriend came screaming, I told him you better step away now or I'll knock you out then piss on you in front of your girlfriend. He walked away I tell you.

AND HERE THEY ARE! I think they're called probes. The ones that stay in place are Wands.

AND HERE THEY ARE! I think they're called probes. The ones that stay in place are Wands.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Since the urethra /urology system is sterile, it's a good way to get a serious infection.....There can be permanent damage to the sphincter requiring life long self-catheterization. No one I've ever cath'd for medical reasons liked it. Especially men. Is this S-M?

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Since the urethra /urology system is sterile, it's a good way to get a serious infection.....There can be permanent damage to the sphincter requiring life long self-catheterization. No one I've ever cath'd for medical reasons liked it. Especially men. Is this S-M?

The Ghetto ass parent I just talked about had the nerve to send her trashy ass cholo boyfriend to my house. The dude rung my door bell and was like you got a problem with my lady holmes? I said first of all fucker your on my property, second of all your girlfiend is ghetto as hell and doesn't need to call her kids those names and third if you don't get away from this door one of us is going to jail and the other the hospital, and I'll be leaving jail a day after you get out of the hospital. He laughed, I stepped out of my door, nose to nose and his girlfriend came screaming, I told him you better step away now or I'll knock you out then piss on you in front of your girlfriend. He walked away I tell you.

mother mary jesus god peter paul and michael

Mach said:

Don't they sing that song "If I Had A Hammer"


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Mach said:

Don't they sing that song "If I Had A Hammer"


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Mach said:

Don't they sing that song "If I Had A Hammer"


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

"i'd pound you in the penis ...with one of those wands...i'd pound out pee pee i'd poud out ...



never f*ckin mind man

Mach said:

I'm glad you got my reference.

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MIGUELGOMEZ said: