So I get to the airport, this morning couldn't find my license, so I go in early and say look here's my flight ticket, here's my social, I even had my work identification badge. They call the supervisor and they put me in the terrorist line. I have to go through this super inspection where they make me take off my shoes and socks, and they pat me down and then I have to answer these stupid questions about my life and location with one of the supervisors and after 30 minutes they let me in. My carry on item is my laptop and I guess I must've got red tagged cause on the lay over in San Fran they check my laptop bag for all its contents and open up my laptop and stuff. Which made me angry, but whatever. I get back on the plane and I am sitting next to this lady and her daughter and I'm polite and just say hello and tell them my name and that I hope we have no turbulence. I put on my I Pod and the lady asks what I'm listening too, at the time I'm listening to America Eats its Young by Funkadelic, specifically Loose Booty. The lady tells me about the time she saw them in the 70's and grabs my earphones and tells her daughter listen to this (without my permission) Then she starts asking me all these questions and I am trying to be courteous but I can tell she wants something. 15 minutes before the flight lands she starts giving me stats on her daughter and all her accomplishments and asks if I think shes cute. I feel real uncomfortable and say she's ok. She then asks if I want to go to get something to eat with them. I say I am busy and have to run! So I am at baggage claims and she writes down her and her daughter cell and gives them to me. I try to run out as soon as I can. Finally I get home and unpack and want to get into my pajama's, and guess what, in my pj pocket is my drivers license!

wow- that mom sounds weird. it seemed like she was hitting on you for her daughter. yikes.

if they patted u down more better, they may have found your license for you

lol..

damn! i bet the daughter was mortified.

It would've been hotter if there was a full cavity search invovled.

Ever since I went to London I get shit at the airport. "....and I don't know why..." I got stopped when I went to Vegas with my best friend and I got messed with when I got to Seattle. Maybe it's because I traveled a lot last year.


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evenstar3 said:

The funny thing is she seemed to just roll with it! She didn't look uncomfortable and she was polite. But I felt bad for her for having such a pushy mom!

karmatornado said:

weird.

karmatornado said:

Was she cute? Can I have her number?

parent's usually do their best to hide their daughters from me

haha! that is so funny/mortifying haha.

i feel sorry for you.
mother sounds like a nut job? giving her and her daughters number to a random stranger!

what if you were wanted for being a child molester and she just basically gave her child to a criminal (which you aren't but what if)

people these days
the daughter must have been horrified!

SaraWright10 said:

Gee thanks for the vote of confidence!

karmatornado said:

just sayin. hypothetically speaking. lol.. Im sure you're marvelous!

WHAT THE HELL WAS YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE DOING IN YOUR PJ'S?????

Do you sleepwalk and need identification, your jammies are so cool you "club" in them.....
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xplnyrslf said:

I think I went to 7 -11 late last night for some Ice Tea and a newspaper (I always by a newspaper on my travels, cheap souvenir) and had it in my pj poket cause I drove at close to midnight!

karmatornado said:

OH! like that's believable....more like another 6 pack and penthouse....

xplnyrslf said:

Go ahead and just twist the knife!

Admit it.....

xplnyrslf said:

that I bought a newspaper and an Arizona Ice Tea absolutely!

were there any witnesses??

xplnyrslf said:

what time of night are we talking about...? anytime after 10:00 IN YOUR PJ's?
Unless I was drunk, I'd switch to regular clothes to go out.....you could get a newspaper at the airport. Nevermind trying to rationalize the license in the pj fiasco...ROOM SERVICE...saves alot of agony.

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xplnyrslf said:

I would not get dressed to drive a block and a half to get tea and a newspaper from a 7 - 11 in a town in which I do not live. I wanted to get something tasty in my system and go to bed.

karmatornado said:

What time of day are we speaking?? Guess you could've gone naked. Wouldn't have the missing DL(I'm going to start abbreviating) problem.

karmatornado said:

Ice tea is tasty? No! Dorittos, vinagar chips, a burrito....that's my hearty, tasty food when driving out in pj's for a "soft drink"!
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karmatornado said:

Let's get down to it. It was yesterday. Rest my case.

ok if that's your story and you're sticking with it....fine. (I was a little bit worried about your losing your DL)
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karmatornado said:

See that was your mistake. Forget about politeness, you should have just sat down, pulled out a book or put on a sleeping mask. Then there'd be no talky-talky.






Or maybe the woman was really a US marshal and the daughter was a foil and they were checking you out because you didn't have your license.







Yeah, right, like the government is that organized.

DevotedPuppy said:

that's what i do too. the most i'll ever do is politely smile at someone. idle chit chat really isn't my thing.

She wasn't trying to hook you up with her daughter.


She was trying to hook up with you AND her daughter.

Thats why I try not to talk to strangers they always seem to get way too friendly with me.

karmatornado said:

U went in to the 7-11 in ur pj's
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