What pisses me off is when I concentrating on my workout and some asshole comes in and tries to have a conversation!

Now's not the time, BITCH!

At my old apartment complex, There was a fitness room with alot of great equipment. I would stay in there all the time.....until people would come in and lounge. I like to be alone and exercise, but when people come in and just talk and nothing else, it pisses me the fuck off.

at this excellant thread....one of the worst things about the gym 4 me is when i'm say on a treadmilll, i've been on there for say at least 10 minutes so by that time i'm breathing fairly heavily, then some m/f farts..and I can almost TASTE that shit (pun intended) cos of breathing so much ...(in the style of Oliver Hardy "What could be worst")

uPtoWnNY said:

these are the WORST. i once had some fool looked like dr. john try to tell me how to use hand weights.

and i HATE when people hog the machine by just sitting there or LEANING ON IT, just having a little chit-chat...and they act like you're interrupting their precious conversation when you ask if they could step aside so you can use the machine!

uPtoWnNY said:

You can't be serious! YUK!

xplnyrslf said:

I felt bad for the old geezer. I wasn't kidding when I said that I thought he had Tourettes. He kept shouting out (at random intervals) stuff like; "10 minutes more!" "Goddammit finish it!" "20 more minutes!" "How you doing?" "Oh fuck me!" "30 minutes more!"
I don't think that he could control himself. Otherwise I definitely would've complained at the front desk.

royalbadness said:

xplnyrslf said:

I sh!t you not. I don't know about the women, but I see dudes using those hand-held hair dryers to dry off their d---s and asses. Where do these MFers come from?

PurpleJedi said:

I could only love him more if he yelled out, "BALL HAIR!!!"

okay okay...i got one...so my boss and i are w/ my then trainer in my building's gym...now this is a condo common area gym and my trainer happened also to be a homeowner in the building...so the three of us are working out with palates balls and i happen to fall off of the ball, bust up laughing which caused this old man on his bike to start cursing at us telling us to "sh*t the f*ck up and this and that and f*ck this and mother that...

well, i schooled him on proper neighborly attitudes and shut him up quick...then proceeded to warn everyone else who walked into the gym that the old man wanted dead silence...by the end of our workout everyone was throwing daggers at the old man...he ended up filing a complaint on me.

sosgemini said:

TROUBLE MAKER!!

So why was the complaint against YOU? Are you not allowed in their gym anymore or something?

The gym I go to has a women's room in case you are not comfortable working out in front of other people. I ususally work out there, because asshole act like they have never seen a booty before. I thought when you go to the gym, you go to workout, not pick up on people.

Annoying MF's at the gym.....

Anxiety said:

@ Lincoln Park trixie.


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sosgemini said:

I fell and rolled over the first time I tried that ball too.....thank god it wasn't in the gym though.

uPtoWnNY said:

okay this is gross. i'm so glad my workout is doable at home. HOW can you people work out like this? please, be careful ORGers. drug-resistant staph infections are on the rise. BLEACH that shit before you touch it.

ok gross-out over. sorry

3121 said:

agreed. I've been to gyms plenty of times, actually, but I'll never join one.

When I work out I want space & fresh air, not idiots and their stink/noise.

CalhounSq said:

cause i was the loud fool laughing.

and yes im still allowed in there...the dude's an old trouble maker...i ended up finding out i wasn't the only one he had freaked out with.

"In a word or 2.
It's that treadmill I want 2 use....pomp pomp pomp.....Annoying Motherf*&er!!"


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Rip POP on your kisser, rip Pop on your kisser
there's twenty other treadmills, so why you picka thissa?

sosgemini said:

I did that yeasterday, during my appointment with my trainer. She was having me do cobra lifts on the ball and it rolled one way and I went the other way and in a sledding type of way landed whole body face down on the floor. I looked at her and she looked at me and we started laughing, yet there was nobody else in the studio to cuss us out. We thought it was funny though.



Then I am doing my cool down with 10 minutes on the tredmill and these two fools close by were playing the game of trying to out do each other with the amount of weights they life. All you hear out of them is the loud grunting roar, like it is painful to do. When each one was done they gave each other a Then they kept uping the weight amount and doing the whole thing all over again. What is it with you men who feel the need to grunt and out do each other. Is the grunting some weirdo male to male mating call or something.

mostbeautifulgrlntheworld said:

Funny thing is, those idiots aren't working out right. If you can't do between 10-15 reps, you're using too much weight(unless your focus is powerlifting). I'll bet their form was wrong too, so they're not even working the muscle correctly.

Sometimes I grunt(squats, dead lifts, bench press), but not at the top of my lungs. I'm not trying to show off and prove how rough I am.

NDRU said:

Great one!!!!!


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CalhounSq said:

Is it me , or does it seem like you're always fixing to be annoyed at something. Upstairs neighbor, turnoffs... just saying maybe it's the whole law of attraction thing.

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Anxiety said:

OMFG! Was this the fan guy?

applekisses said:

YES

Anxiety said:

What a weirdo, either he is afraid to sweat or he does not realize that it is a good thing....damn there are some weird ass people in this world.

mostbeautifulgrlntheworld said:

i'm sure if i would have pushed him to it, he would have been happy to tell me all about his litany of exotic and rare medical disorders, and why he must be covered in damp towels at all times, and why the entire gym must remain at a tepid temperature for the sake of his comfort.

but believe me. i didn't wanna go there with this guy.

Anxiety said:

Maybe he's part amphibian.

applekisses said:

he was trying to conceal his scales.

lilgish said:

Uh, I mean NUH UHH!!!