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I never quite have any advice to help you with your problems, Calhoun, but you sure have a way of telling a story. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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you all need to stop smoking crack before you go to the gym...maybe then you will feel less paranoid.
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if someone does that...
I move. I dont really care what they might think of me life is but a dream... | |
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sosgemini said: you all need to stop smoking crack before you go to the gym...maybe then you will feel less paranoid.
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CalhounSq said: AnckSuNamun said: That's how I was when I started my freshman year in college. We had free access to the campus gym, but I rarely went. It was just something about working out with people you see a lot that I didn't like. I just chose to walk at a track most of the time. Yea, I ignored my college gym too. i went to the campus gym once while i was in college and thought it was dumb. i think at 21 years of age, it's okay to think gyms are dumb. now that i'm 36 - not so dumb! [Edited 5/26/07 9:04am] | |
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Anxiety said: sosgemini said: you all need to stop smoking crack before you go to the gym...maybe then you will feel less paranoid.
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CalhounSq said: WHY do the most annoying people on the planet have to come right by YOU & disrupt your workout???
Tonight, I'm the only one in my corner of the gym. There's an entire row of 7 treadmills in front of me (and about 10 more across the way) & this idiot comes to the one directly in my path to work out. So now I got nowhere to look but his ass That's annoying enough, but he's prancing along like fucking Fred Astaire (sp?), taking these delicate little baby steps as if he's gonna break. He does this goofy looking shit the whole time Not to mention he's like 70, wears a ponytail & has the shit dyed auburn I just couldn't take the pretend running, it actually bothered me Then there's this lady who always manages to workout directly in front of me too. She does all kinds of acrobatics on the treadmill - spinning around in circles, waving her arms, doing little side bends & lunge type shit It's a goddamn CIRCUS when she's on the thing, my eyes don't need that shit There's gotta be at least 20 treadmills in the place - WHY must she get in front of ME & put on a damn show?? I know none of these mf's have anything to do w/ me & I should just ignore them. BUT dammit, they work my nerves. Just everybody a favor & don't be a distraction in the gym... & for the love of all that's holy don't invade the space of others if you don't have to! What do they feed off the energy of someone being right up under them or something?? It's bad enough watching Charmed & Buffy reruns on TNT all the friggin' time Carry on I know how U feel. I hate having my workout disturbed ...I like to be ALONE | |
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CalhounSq said: Then there's this lady who always manages to workout directly in front of me too. She does all kinds of acrobatics on the treadmill - spinning around in circles, waving her arms, doing little side bends & lunge type shit It's a goddamn CIRCUS when she's on the thing, my eyes don't need that shit There's gotta be at least 20 treadmills in the place - Can you post a video on YouTube | |
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Anxiety said: CalhounSq said: Yea, I ignored my college gym too. i went to the campus gym once while i was in college and thought it was dumb. i think at 21 years of age, it's okay to think gyms are dumb. now that i'm 36 - not so dumb! [Edited 5/26/07 9:04am] | |
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Steadwood said: CalhounSq said: Then there's this lady who always manages to workout directly in front of me too. She does all kinds of acrobatics on the treadmill - spinning around in circles, waving her arms, doing little side bends & lunge type shit It's a goddamn CIRCUS when she's on the thing, my eyes don't need that shit There's gotta be at least 20 treadmills in the place - Can you post a video on YouTube I wish I could!! She's in great shape but I don't understand why it all has to be so damn fantastic w/ her At least she doesn't prance along like ponytail man | |
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CalhounSq said: Steadwood said: Can you post a video on YouTube I wish I could!! She's in great shape but I don't understand why it all has to be so damn fantastic w/ her At least she doesn't prance along like ponytail man Oh....Do it do it | |
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I hate it when someone monopolizes a piece of equipment. I do circuits and have to work whatever "body part" based on what's available. People tend to get on the ab machine and sit there for 15 min doing sets off and on. With long rests in between.... | |
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xplnyrslf said: I hate it when someone monopolizes a piece of equipment. I do circuits and have to work whatever "body part" based on what's available. People tend to get on the ab machine and sit there for 15 min doing sets off and on. With long rests in between....
I think they should have separate circuit areas I don't do circuits & I wouldn't wanna jump off for someone else or disrupt my own rhythm That's another reason I go so late - I'm on the elliptical for an hour & I think the "rules" are 30 minutes max if people are waiting. I don't like holding people up but I don't wanna feel rushed either. Everybody's got their routine... | |
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Lord help me I work at a gym and I see this crap ALL the time! There's this one fat old dude who comes in wearing the tightest Danny Ainge era old school basketball shorts. Sweat dripping all over the place. One time I was eating my lunch and the dude comes and sits down in front of me, balls just choked out on one side of his shorts. I was too ill after that to finish my lunch. "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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CalhounSq said: xplnyrslf said: I hate it when someone monopolizes a piece of equipment. I do circuits and have to work whatever "body part" based on what's available. People tend to get on the ab machine and sit there for 15 min doing sets off and on. With long rests in between....
I think they should have separate circuit areas I don't do circuits & I wouldn't wanna jump off for someone else or disrupt my own rhythm That's another reason I go so late - I'm on the elliptical for an hour & I think the "rules" are 30 minutes max if people are waiting. I don't like holding people up but I don't wanna feel rushed either. Everybody's got their routine... There is a separate section for circuits. I'm not talking about cardio workouts. Everyone will be doing circuits which focuses on one of the following: legs, abs, chest, arm, etc then one person walks in and ties up a needed piece of equipment. It's usually someone older, so I don't say anything, as it's good for them to be exercising. The rest of us move about and share. Circuits tend to be better overall for workouts, according to personal trainers. | |
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I specifically go to the gym late at night (after 10:00PM) to avoid this crap. But even though the gym is mostly empty - I still have issues. I was on the elliptocal once, and this old man gets on the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME. Wouldn't be a big deal...but he had Tourettes! Kept cussing and making weird comments. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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CalhounSq said: Anxiety said: this happens to me ALL THE TIME. i can be in a totally empty gym doing my little cardio thing and of COURSE some fool has to trot up to the machine RIGHT NEXT TO ME and they usually reek of some kind of eau de doodahday perfume which screws up my sinuses while i'm trying to breathe during my workout (go figure). i will NEVER understand this phenomenon, why when there's plenty of space for people to find their own little corner, they prefer being right up on your ass when you just want to do your workout in peace. i know some people think otherwise, but when i'm at the gym, it's not social hour!
It's really STRANGE, isn't it?? I actually HATE IT when the gym is full, it's just too damn cramped/sweaty/breathy That's WHY I go in the middle of the night So I can have it pretty much to myself (& the other 3-5 idiots insane enough to be up @ that hour). I just don't understand why people wanna be next to you or right in front of you. Taking up my AIR!!! I always try to go when its quiet and not all those sweaty ass men grunting when they lift up the weights. So I walk in last night and the fool at the front desk proceeds to scan my card and asks "Why do you always come in so late to work out every night." I am thinking in my mind, well is it really any of your damn business Mr. Nosey Rosey. So I then replied with well I like it when its quiet sometimes. He looked at me like I was stupid. Then I am thinking well if you don't want me to come in at 9:30 pm do not stay open until 11:00 pm. [Edited 5/26/07 18:48pm] | |
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mostbeautifulgrlntheworld said: I always try to go when its quiet and not all those sweaty ass men grunting when they lift up the weights. So I walk in last night and the fool at the front desk proceeds to scan my card and asks "Why do you always come in so late to work out every night." I am thinking in my mind, well is it really any of your damn business Mr. Nosey Rosey. So I then replied with well I like it when its quiet sometimes. He looked at me like I was stupid. Then I am thinking well if you don't want me to come in at 9:30 pm do not stay open until 11:00 pm. Mine is open 24-hours. By going after 10:00 I usually miss all the roided-up goons. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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mostbeautifulgrlntheworld said: I always try to go when its quiet and not all those sweaty ass men grunting when they lift up the weights. So I walk in last night and the fool at the front desk proceeds to scan my card and asks "Why do you always come in so late to work out every night." I am thinking in my mind, well is it really any of your damn business Mr. Nosey Rosey. So I then replied with well I like it when its quiet sometimes. He looked at me like I was stupid. Then I am thinking well if you don't want me to come in at 9:30 pm do not stay open until 11:00 pm. [Edited 5/26/07 18:48pm] | |
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Ya'll think ya'll have it bad. I go to a gym where only 6 treadmills are in decent working order. There are these 3 little old ladies who like to get on the treadmill together. But if they don't get on at the same time, whoever finishes first will stand on the damn treadmill and talk. I kid U not, one morning, two of the old chicks finished and stayed on the treadmills just standing there talking to the other chick for over 20 damn minutes.
Since they're old, I dont say anything, but I'm like WTF. People are freakin waitin on treadmills and these chicks are just standing on the damn things holding a freakin conversation. And what about the out of shape dudes that want to give U advice on your technique just to have an excuse to fucking talk to you. I'm like fool, my damn biceps are bigger than yours.....get the fuck outta here. And what about the people that take kick-boxing class and freaking kick to the left when the rest of the class are kicking to the right, or the people that hop their silly ass in the front of the class and have no freakin idea of what they are doing or cannot maintain the beat to save their damn lives????? Get your un-coordinated asses in the back cause you're throwing everybody off. As ya'll can see, I can write a damn book about silly shit that I see at the gym:lol: [Edited 5/26/07 19:22pm] **************************************************
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This is EXACTLY why I keep my jigglin' azz @ home. My father is ALWAYS suggesting I go to Bally's or somewhere. I've been and after hearing your horror story; it's making me glad to have on demand workouts and a small gym set in the basement. Mother would be causing a scene with annoyances like that. Annoying show-offs at the gym really take away from the workout experience. | |
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LadyLuvSexxy said: This is EXACTLY why I keep my jigglin' azz @ home. My father is ALWAYS suggesting I go to Bally's or somewhere. I've been and after hearing your horror story; it's making me glad to have on demand workouts and a small gym set in the basement. Mother would be causing a scene with annoyances like that. Annoying show-offs at the gym really take away from the workout experience.
my problem isn't the showoffs as much as the people who have no concept of how to behave in a shared or public space. some people think the world is their living room, and THAT is what sets me off! | |
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I coulda sworn this was an Anxiety created thread..:huh: | |
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BlackAdder7 said: I coulda sworn this was an Anxiety created thread..:huh:
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Anxiety said: LadyLuvSexxy said: This is EXACTLY why I keep my jigglin' azz @ home. My father is ALWAYS suggesting I go to Bally's or somewhere. I've been and after hearing your horror story; it's making me glad to have on demand workouts and a small gym set in the basement. Mother would be causing a scene with annoyances like that. Annoying show-offs at the gym really take away from the workout experience.
my problem isn't the showoffs as much as the people who have no concept of how to behave in a shared or public space. some people think the world is their living room, and THAT is what sets me off! That's what kills me kick-boxing class.....people who have no concept of space. I don't understand how people can not intuitivley know that they should not stand directly to the side of you in a class when you are punching and kicking and moving around. Either stand a litlle in front of me, or a little behind me.....Do not stand directly to the side of me. And do not move all around the fucking class like you're at hom in your damn living room. Stay in your space. **************************************************
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illimack said: Anxiety said: my problem isn't the showoffs as much as the people who have no concept of how to behave in a shared or public space. some people think the world is their living room, and THAT is what sets me off! That's what kills me kick-boxing class.....people who have no concept of space. I don't understand how people can not intuitivley know that they should not stand directly to the side of you in a class when you are punching and kicking and moving around. Either stand a litlle in front of me, or a little behind me.....Do not stand directly to the side of me. And do not move all around the fucking class like you're at hom in your damn living room. Stay in your space. ya know, personal space issues in public could get its own thread where i'm concerned. BACK THE F*** UP!!! | |
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PurpleJedi said: I specifically go to the gym late at night (after 10:00PM) to avoid this crap. But even though the gym is mostly empty - I still have issues. I was on the elliptocal once, and this old man gets on the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME. Wouldn't be a big deal...but he had Tourettes! Kept cussing and making weird comments. I'd move. Sends a message. Aren't you PAYING to be there? The gym needs to deal with problematic behavior. If not, there's plenty of other places to work out. | |
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illimack said: Ya'll think ya'll have it bad. I go to a gym where only 6 treadmills are in decent working order. There are these 3 little old ladies who like to get on the treadmill together. But if they don't get on at the same time, whoever finishes first will stand on the damn treadmill and talk. I kid U not, one morning, two of the old chicks finished and stayed on the treadmills just standing there talking to the other chick for over 20 damn minutes.
Since they're old, I dont say anything, but I'm like WTF. People are freakin waitin on treadmills and these chicks are just standing on the damn things holding a freakin conversation. And what about the out of shape dudes that want to give U advice on your technique just to have an excuse to fucking talk to you. I'm like fool, my damn biceps are bigger than yours.....get the fuck outta here. And what about the people that take kick-boxing class and freaking kick to the left when the rest of the class are kicking to the right, or the people that hop their silly ass in the front of the class and have no freakin idea of what they are doing or cannot maintain the beat to save their damn lives????? Get your un-coordinated asses in the back cause you're throwing everybody off. As ya'll can see, I can write a damn book about silly shit that I see at the gym:lol: [Edited 5/26/07 19:22pm] If someone were standing on a treadmill not using it, it's time to get off of it. I'd politely inquire: Are you done? Pointed yes or no. The kick boxing stuff..I'm clueless.....if I were doing something I shouldn't do I 'd rather have someone tell me. REALLY. It's a matter of educating others towards an activity they need more info on. I'd be receptive. | |
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I hate MFers who;
1) don't wipe sweat off the bench 2) don't return weights to the rack. 3) converse with their friends while people are waiting to use the machine 4) give you advice on working out, meanwhile, they look like sh!t 5) use the hair dryer on their private areas. 6) don't wash their hands after using the toilet. 7) don't flush at all(even after doing number two) 8) grunt when they're lifting baby weight | |
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