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PrintableThreadCula said: Awwww...dont worry.
It was me! 
I was waiting for u to go to sleep,so I could use your computer. Oh yeah and use Yahoo for faster porn results  If you need porn, just ask me. I have a webcam, you know. | |
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Steadwood said: A mate of mine once caught one while FISHING!
He threw his rod (excuse the expression)  behind him to cast out... the line hit a tree... and splat!... he dunked the poor bat in the drink 
He took it home till it recovered.. was a bit odd having a bat hanging from the curtains 
PS... Will somebody Pleeeeaaase sort this damned website out Oh... I forgot to mention... he didn't catch any fish
... I tried telling him he was using the wrong bait
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I like how more people are interested in the porn comment than anything about the bat. | |
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JustErin said: I like how more people are interested in the porn comment than anything about the bat.
What bat?  | |
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retina said: JustErin said: I like how more people are interested in the porn comment than anything about the bat.
What bat?  | |
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I have a bat get in my house at least once if not twice a year. I live in a two-story but with a walk up attic that is, essentially, an unfinished 3rd floor. They always end up in the attic and then occasionally one will find it's way into the rest of the house. I remember one late night after I first moved in, I was sitting at the computer (not looking up porn) and this shadow fell across my computer screen. I turn around and saw nothing but not a minute later I saw another shadow fly along the wall and felt the air move behind my head. I spun around and a bat was circling the ceiling light. I went to grab a towel to scoop him up in but when I came back he had vanished and was nowhere to be found. Around 2 hours later I walked over to get a CD off the shelf and began hearing a little thing screetching at me. There nestled among my Joni Micthell albums was the bat. | |
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 Yikes, I would be freaked out too if there was a bat in my house.
There once was a bat laying in the corner, next to the door, at my last place of employment. It was fall, and it was laying there so still, I thought it was dead. When I went to pick it up carefully with a towel, it moved!  It was then that I realized that the bat was very much alive. So I called and spoke to somebody who knew all about bats. He explained that due to the bad weather (we had been getting a lot of rain) that the bat somehow got sidetracked from where he was going. He told me that once the rain stopped, the bat would probably leave and go on its way. He suggested that I pick the bat up and put it into a tree, which I was hesitant about doing, because I was afraid of getting a bite from the bat. Luckily, the next day or the day after, when I went to work, I noticed that the bat was gone. What's funny is that I was so worried about this poor little thing that I would check on it regularly to make sure that it was okay. I'm thankful that he found his way to wherever it was that he was headed. He was a cute little thing.RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Serves you right! That's what happens when you look for material to make some knuckle children "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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I LOVE BATS!!!! How cute!!
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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JustErin said: I actually think bats are super cool, I just don't want them in my living room.
Lawdy lawdy...that nearly reminds me of my schtick of 'yes, I do love bunny sitting, although the whole while I'm petting them I'm thinking how good they could taste in an red wine-heirloom tomato ragout' kind of thing  . Just kidding (sort of  )...in any case, doll, I think you're going to be A-OK. I know its startling to have things fly up in your face and flap you upside the head when you're not expecting it, but just try to work with him/her. Could be a good omen for ya... | |
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JustErin said: I'm sitting on the computer, looking up porn and I hear a little sound in my closet. I listen, hear it again. A little scratch, then another. I'm thinking, "What's Lewis (my cat) doing in the closet?".
I open the door and a frigin' massive (ok, not really) bat flies out at my face (ok, not really at my face). 
I just spent 45 minutes trying to convince it to fly out the window. I went to call my friend to come over and be a man and get it out for me, but while I was getting my phone the thing disappeared. Maybe it flew out the window when I left the room, maybe not...I just can't find it now. Now I feel weirded out and can't sleep. 
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