I am leaving to a rehersal dinner@ 7 but after the rehersal dinner we are allowed to have my boy out for his last night of fun!

Here are the options
A) Bungee Jumping
B) Getting Piss Drunk and talking old times
C) Getting some strippers at my hotel room and boozing up
D) Locking him alone in the room with stippers and booze
E) If you can think of a better option let me know

The bride to be says we have permission to do whatever just as long as he has no hickeys and is at the church by 11:00! Please respond by 6:30

rent a hotel room...booze him up, and make HIM the stripper!

CHIC0 said:

We are all straight males with no desire to see male penis! But thanks for your quasi help!

karmatornado said:

being straight/gay has nothing to do with a little humiliation and possible future black mail.

DO SOME COCAINE AND HAVE A SATANIC BLACK MASS BLOOD ORGY WITH ANGRY DEMONS CALLING OUT YOUR OLD DAYS!

all right yo! I need some help hurry up people!

my idea was fun!

Do them all

veronikka said:

YEAH!

weepingwall said:

Yeah, do them all, do the bungge thing, go somewhere to talk about old times, come back to the room where you can all enjoy the strippers and get drunk then you all leave and lock him in the room alone with the stripper/s.

D. Definitely D.

I'd say strip club...depending on what city you are in.

KatSkrizzle said:

I am in fortuna!

OK so you are in a recreational city?

You may run into the hole in the wall place...but...you'll probably have a blast. Like one of those strip clubs that are bring your own liquor and have dirt floors...not to say that i've been in any like that...all I remember is the DJ saying "women in street clothes are not dancers...hands off". I knew I was in a jook joint for real

karmatornado said:

Go to Las Vegas, hire Kobe Kai and hope for a better ending than "Very Bad Things" If things go tits up it'll still be a great and challenging bonding experience for you guys

I know this is gonna sound like a surprise coming from me, but don't let the man fuck anything the night before his wedding. That's totally fucked up and will doom his marriage.

I'm actually not a big fan of the whole "one last night" thing, it's pretty stupid IMO.

jerseykrs said:

You soft pussy I used to one time look up you you. Not now!

senik said:

dude, the NIGHT before you WED?!?!? C'mon NOW!!!!!

jerseykrs said:

Oh that's right, Jersey. Inspire me, mentor me, build me up in your own image and then shatter the very foundations that made me go out and spend 4000 bucks putting a cleft into my fucking chin

You suck

senik said:

senik said:

It's the chicks fault I think.

jerseykrs said:

jerseykrs said:

awwwww our lil Jers is growing up

jerseykrs said:

Agreed. An "friend" of mine did that and, frankly, I was disgusted. I haven't spoken to him since. Dude, you are getting married!


Anyway, Karma, if the groom passes out, make sure you Captain Morgan his ass with a big ol' magic marker mustache.

jerseykrs said:

Thank god someone said it!!!

Bachelor parties are silly. My husband didn't have one and he's just fine. Fucking and getting strippers is what the single life is for, not what you do when you're about to make a longterm commitment to someone you love. My opinion, naturally.

I'd just go for getting piss drunk in a bar. No strippers. Regardless of what the bride to be says, none of us really like the idea of a dude getting wood while some skanky whore rubs her oversized tits on his face.