Here's the deal. The other day I got a fortune cookie with an outrageous fortune. That of which I would give my right arm if it were to come true. But a friend of mine told me the only way for the fortune to come true is to eat the fortune cookie. The only problem is, the cookie contains an allergen that could be fatal to me. Last time I spent three months in the hospital.

My question is should I really eat the cookie to make the fortune come true? As I stated the fortune is so amazing, and I strongly believe in fate. I just would greatly appreciate some outside input on the situation.

Naujiar said:

You just said.....

DON'T EAT THE DAMN COOKIE!

fate isn't that mean-spirited.

Hell no you shouldn't eat that cookie What is meant to be will find you without allergic shock reactions

luv4u said:

Seriously, at this point if the fortune can come true life or death isn't even a factor. I'm just not sure if eating the cookie is the only way to make it come true.

Are you demented?

Naujiar said:

A lot of shit is confirmed to me without involvement of cookies. If you want to risk injury or death, make sure it's damn well worth it

Naujiar said:

it's a cookie. that's all it is. a cookie. and not even a good cookie. it's a killing cookie. DO NOT EAT IT

Naujiar said:

Of course it is. Every single progress that mankind has ever made was because someone ate a fortune cookie and died from an allergic reaction.

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Naujiar said:

Does this mean I should eat it?

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retina said:

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retina said:

i think you should tell your doctor that you're thinking of eating a fortune cookie because it might make a special wish come true. your doctor might give you some special drugs.


SPECIAL. drugs.

man up and eat the cookie

Anxiety said:

jerseykrs said:

I just asked The Easter Bunny and he says you should eat it.

Anxiety said:

Special as in as in individual diagnosis or special as in Zelaria?

FunkMistress said:

Anxiety said:

Ace said:

I appreciate your enthusiasm, I really do. But I'm looking for answers, so please stop trying to hijack my thread.

Naujiar said:

My friend told me I had to in order to make my wish come true.

Naujiar said:

ruh roh.

I love being patronized

Naujiar said:

point taken.


those fortunes are nothing but stupid sayings printed on pieces of paper, nothing more, nothing less.

Naujiar said:

This is a put-on, right?

Naujiar said:

I think I'm beginning to understand how Bush was elected.

Naujiar said:

as in "ask your doctor if alter ego accounts are right for you."

Anxiety said:

I am A big Believer in Karma and so on...but if u eat that cookie u would have to be crazy!!! Yeah u'll come into a big fortune...ure insurance policy will DEFINANTLY get cashed in and whomever ure benificiary is will be nice and rich!! Seriously though, those fortunes are rather Generic and not a barer of true tidings.
THINK POSATIVE and u might get what u want anyway!!!
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