The donkey drank the coconut milk from the armpit of the astronaut.

The pencil thin legs of the elephant trembled at the site of the 50 foot moustache.

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The walrus jumped from the pomegranate just in time to avoid being eaten by the ravenous fir tree.

Upon his arrival at the movie theatre, the giraffe proceeded to purchase two boxes of popcorn and bottle of pepsi.

HEY! This is turning out pretty good KEEP GOING

here's mine...

and the ravinous tar plant climbed up the cinderblock skyscraper

applekisses said:

Europa crashed into Neptune, sending Leena's glass of tea crashing to the sky.

Encased within the security of his shell, the tortoise's morning ritual consisted of leafing through a copy of the New York times whilst gulping down vast quantities of Earl Grey tea.

Applekisses thanks for a cool thread sugar I have enjoyed racking my brain, trying to out do Icenine

Twelve fuzzy bunnies were out walking when one of them stopped to pick up a bottlecap that was left on the side of the road.

Leaning forward, she split her playboy uniform in a way that made her look more feline than bunnyesque.

The unseen flenglamer made his presence known by unfarthinghuding his kefenglager at the exact stroke of thirteen on the universal time measurement device, causing general quizzling and huyvenachinting among the lower gleemonites.

Screaming obscenities, the aardvark launched a ferocious attack on the tennis players ankle.

And he walked in hurt and ashamed..he looks at his lover and begins to sadly sing,

"You dont know how to ease my pain..you dont know...you dont know how to ease my pain..you dont know what the sound is dawning..its the sound of my tears falling..or is it the rain? YOU DONT KNOW!!

You don't know how to play the game...and you cheated you lied...YOU MAKE ME WANT CRY!!!MAKE ME WANT TO CRY!!! CRY!! YOU MAKE ME WANT TO CRY!!!

You dont know how to ease my pain..you dont know...cant you hear any voices crying? thats the sound of our love dying..here comes the rain..You dont know how to play the gain..You cheated, you lied..You dont even know how to say goodbye..You make me want to try..You dont know...you dont even know how to say goodbye..You make me want to cry...

You dont even know how to say goodbye...YOU MAKE ME WANT TO CRY!!!

Cry...

cryyy

cryyy

cryyy"





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The precocious mouse adroitly avoided the advances of the offending owls and hawks as they tried to take his collection of Pokemon underwear in a misplaced attempt to clothe the world of gnomes.

The ubiquitous meerkat was conspicuous in his absence.

Lleena said:

you're welcome hon...isn't it fun?

2the9s said:

Heh heh!

If only this were true.

The gibbon's favourite past time was sharpening pencils.

The tollbooth opened to reveal a million tiny lights in the shape of an insurance salesman.

His fingertips were numb from pushing the camel through the eye of the needle.

He opened his shirt, revealing three drawers of descending size... inside the first was the universe.

Taking off his shoes, It was obvious his feet had once belonged to the now extinct dodo.

As the sun rose, it was apparent that night had fallen.

the stars shone like diamonds in a black velvet sky and the travelers desperately hoped they weren't lost.

His reflection was not his own, but that of a elephant upon whose head rested a crown of thorns.

The eager meerkat chased the lumpy apparition around the swimming pool until the tangerine trees came into bloom.

A lanky hypnodrome drove a mongoose out from its balance beam and gyrated with glee as thirteen clots of jellied honeydew scampered down the lane...