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Xagain said: Imago said: Honey, if men could lick their own assholes they would. We are just that deprived. I have to agree with that. I used to could blow myself. But I was alot more flexible back then.  The morning came when I had to tell my friends my neck hurt because I had slept on it wrong.
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Xagain said: Imago said: Honey, if men could lick their own assholes they would. We are just that deprived. I have to agree with that. I used to could blow myself. But I was alot more flexible back then. The morning came when I had to tell my friends my neck hurt because I had slept on it wrong.
I'm not sure they believed me. omg. totally fucking hot image right there  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Xagain said: Imago said: Honey, if men could lick their own assholes they would. We are just that deprived. I have to agree with that. I used to could blow myself. But I was alot more flexible back then. The morning came when I had to tell my friends my neck hurt because I had slept on it wrong.
I'm not sure they believed me. If this be true, you are a GOD amongst men.....  He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... 
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july said: I'll never eat Fruit Loops again, I can't beleive you involved the Fruit Loops in his sperm thread.  | |
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statuesqque said: I'll never eat Fruit Loops again, I can't beleive you involved the Fruit Loops in his sperm thread.
You can't say NEVER until you've tried! 
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PANDURITO said: I've never tasted sperm
 Imago said: I've never tasted my own sperm.
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PANDURITO said: statuesqque said: I'll never eat Fruit Loops again, I can't beleive you involved the Fruit Loops in his sperm thread.
You can't say NEVER until you've tried!
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[Edited 5/25/07 2:06am] what in the hell do they have on? is that tape? | |
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statuesqque said: what in the hell do they have on? is that tape?  | |
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Before I even READ the responses, I must tell you my initial reaction to your statement...
 "Oh Goddddd..."
  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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jess555ja said: 
Okay, this pic is more disturbing that the initial post WTF??? I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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PANDURITO said: statuesqque said: what in the hell do they have on? is that tape? it's probably a Mardi Gras...Fat Tuesday thing. | |
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SlamGlam said: 
[Edited 5/24/07 5:05am] That would be SO MUCH FUNNIER without the caption I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: jess555ja said:
Okay, this pic is more disturbing that the initial post WTF???You'd never seen christopher before? 
thisemoticonlooksliketheguyontheleft edit[Edited 5/25/07 3:31am] | |
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CalhounSq said: jess555ja said:
Okay, this pic is more disturbing that the initial post WTF???that cat just completes the pictures so well. it's almost like a Dali painting and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: CalhounSq said: Okay, this pic is more disturbing that the initial post WTF???that cat just completes the pictures so well. it's almost like a Dali painting | |
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http://apnews.myway.com/a...1CGO0.html Salad Dressing Semen Spawns Trouble WHEATON, Ill. (AP) - A judge has ordered a 17-year-old to pay a $750 fine and perform 120 hours of community service for contaminating salad dressing with semen and returning it to a suburban Chicago high school's cafeteria. DuPage County Judge Terence Sheen also placed Marco Castro on two years probation Wednesday and ordered him to write a letter of apology to Wheaton North High School officials. Castro must complete his community service work for an agency that works with AIDS patients. Sheen called the prank "beyond stupid.""If you prove to me you're worthy of another chance, in two years, then I will give it to you," Sheen said. Castro pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct in connection with the Dec. 6 incident. He admitted taking a bottle of ranch salad dressing from the school cafeteria to the bathroom and ejaculating into it, and then returning it to the cafeteria where juniors and seniors eat lunch. Students reported Castro, and the senior was expelled from Wheaton North. There were no reported cases of illness following the incident. Castro told police he thought of the prank after watching a movie filled with crude stunts. "I have no explanation for what I did," Castro said in court. "I felt bad after I did it." Harry Smith, Castro's attorney, noted that the teen already had been punished, including missing the end of his senior year and humiliating himself and his family. "It has not been without consequences," Smith said. | |
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CalhounSq said: jess555ja said:
Okay, this pic is more disturbing that the initial post WTF???Oh my God! I forgot I put that in here. I don't remember why I did though | |
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jess555ja said:
I'm scared  18 August 2007, O2 Arena, London
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Christopher said: Imago said: Not that I haven't thought about it.
But after I've blown my wad, I immediately become uninterested in anything remotely sexual, and often get a bit grossed out by smells associated to sex. I'm not the type that likes to cuddle and whatnot after sexy--sure I do it, but it's mostly obligatory. Perhaps I can learn to contort myself in such a manner that the sperm shoots directly into my mouth so that the few seconds of extacy can come with a certain..flavor persay, but I'm scared that after that second or two is up, I'll be hacking up sperm and spit all over myself, and that naturally will cause me to vomit my lunch up. And I certainly don't want to associate orgasms with vomit, you know what I mean? How do you guys who have tasted your own sperm done so? Is it....worth trying out? 
I would think not. But ....  OMG OMFG> OMFG!!!!! He looks just like someone I know! I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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Oh God, I just hope it won't last as long as the Imago's balls thread did.  | |
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ArielB said: Oh God, I just hope it won't last as long as the Imago's balls thread did.
You mean this one? | |
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Imago said: ArielB said: Oh God, I just hope it won't last as long as the Imago's balls thread did.
You mean this one? This thread is almost half way there, I see. | |
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statuesqque said: july said: I'll never eat Fruit Loops again, I can't beleive you involved the Fruit Loops in his sperm thread. Come, on. Just one more time.  | |
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CalhounSq said: Before I even READ the responses, I must tell you my initial reaction to your statement...
"Oh Goddddd..."
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july said: statuesqque said: I'll never eat Fruit Loops again, I can't beleive you involved the Fruit Loops in his sperm thread. Come, on. Just one more time.  my Fruit Loops and Cheerios have been spermed. | |
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luvsexy4all said: isnt a marshmallow the same as a snowball?
What's a snowball? | |
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can't believe this thread was bumped again..... | |
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