mdiver said:

She dumped me. So I'm in the "market" again.

ArielB said:

Damn mate...any chance you could get a sympathy swallow..for old times sake

mdiver said:

No. She's mad at me. She doesn't want to talk. So I'm just gonna leave it at that. There are plenty of fish in Toronto (plentyoffish.com)
It's the largest city in North America, as far as I understand. So I'm sure I can find someone else. even though I got rejected by about 50 so far on that site I need to learn to speak Canadian I guess.

ArielB said:

If i may suppose.....i don't think your opening gambit should be "I have never cum in anyone's mouth".....just an idea

mdiver said:

Oh, it's not. my line in usually "A vigrin looking for sloppy sex"

ArielB said:

vigrin huh? does that make you a minority?

Well there is a first time for everything...

mdiver said:

Well my first messages to girls were "A Jewish boy looking for a fake marriage. Will pay with sex in return". But for some reason I never got any responses.
[Edited 5/23/07 15:13pm]

ArielB said:

Yep i think i have figured out ya problem

ArielB said:

I would have to convert as I am not considered Jewish because the Jewish herritage was on my fathers side and not my mothers side.

mdiver said:

I don't know, it always works in my dreams.

mostbeautifulgrlntheworld said:

hmm...I don't know the rules. I'm a bad Jewish

ArielB said:

She's right though, if your mother's Jewish you're considered one too, but not if it's only your father.

Teacher said:

My mother was born catholic. But she converted, so I guess I'm still Jewish.

I have nothin' to say, but sadly I must read on.

ArielB said:

Yeah, you're INCREDIBLY shy! I had to bite you what, 10 times before you'd respond?

ArielB said:

Yep

I've never been to an invasion.

Illustrator said:

Invasions are basically big 'ol sperm buffets. Never a reason to resort to drinking your own.

Imago said:

So THAT'S why Sosgemini was feeling so crap after Miami invasion

Teacher said:

Seriously, they might as well bring out a sperm pu pu platter before each meal at those invasions. Though I'll stop there, cause I don't want this lovely thread to make me permanently associate sperm to vomit AND poop.

Imago said:

WTF I knew I should've FINISHED brushing my teeth before checking for replies here...

Teacher said:

I'm the worst hints reader.
But I make up for it later

ArielB said:

Oh yeah you do :swoon:

This thread is really embarassing it makes me cringe!

JDInteractive said:

Don't be embarrassed, I'm sure you're not the only one who tasted their own sperm

ArielB said:

Erm, no.

REDFEATHERS said:

that's why i never did that
[Edited 5/23/07 16:19pm]