Imago said: Fauxie said: I have. She'd missed a bit and I was curious. Empathy is important when you've just filled someone's mouth with semen (though maybe it's a bit late at that point? ). I imagine it's no picnic, so it's only right and considerate to consider the feelings of the person acting as receptacle.
That's hot. People are always wanting to sample my sperm, if you know what I mean. It's like I'm being chased by some kind of sperm paparazzi all the time. So naturally, one would begin to get curious about these things, no? Lovely dear. I think you just need to focus on quite how you're going to have 'sex' (do you call it that?) when you're on holiday with your mother. | |
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Fauxie said: Imago said: That's hot. People are always wanting to sample my sperm, if you know what I mean. It's like I'm being chased by some kind of sperm paparazzi all the time. So naturally, one would begin to get curious about these things, no? Lovely dear. I think you just need to focus on quite how you're going to have 'sex' (do you call it that?) when you're on holiday with your mother. I am sure he is pretty practised at silently knocking one out! | |
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mdiver said: Fauxie said: Lovely dear. I think you just need to focus on quite how you're going to have 'sex' (do you call it that?) when you're on holiday with your mother. I am sure he is pretty practised at silently knocking one out! don't do it if ur sleeping in a winnebago, the vibrations will make it bounce on the suspension and wake ur mum up bitter experience | |
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Did she catch you with the jesters boots? | |
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mdiver said: Did she catch you with the jesters boots?
yup - i was on the vinegar strokes "approaching warp speed, captain" | |
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LittleSmedley said: mdiver said: Did she catch you with the jesters boots?
yup - i was on the vinegar strokes "approaching warp speed, captain" Oh bugger that is tough man.....i hope you loosed a salvo of photon torpedoes | |
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I have totally. Sometimes it just happens 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Imago said: I would think not. let's leave it at that | |
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This thread is turning me on.....
Junk is overrated. It makes me burp..... M [Edited 5/23/07 10:40am] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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My poor poor Cheeky!
No one has ever tasted it and described it for him! That's just sad No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: This thread is turning me on.....
Junk is overrated. It makes me burp..... M [Edited 5/23/07 10:40am] Jizz flavoured burps | |
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wrap it in a fancy package n give it to your female boss if u got one.
no shit semens do fight wrinkles. | |
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mdiver said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: This thread is turning me on.....
Junk is overrated. It makes me burp..... M [Edited 5/23/07 10:40am] Jizz flavoured burps Yuck....but yeah. That was wayyyyy back in the 80's. I'm a safety boy now. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: mdiver said: Jizz flavoured burps Yuck....but yeah. That was wayyyyy back in the 80's. I'm a safety boy now. M | |
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Anxiety said: just to be a smartass, i was going to suggest making this thread a sticky, then i realized what a stupid pun that would be.
YOU ARE A GENIUS!!! Why are your talents so wasted whenever you are not on here??? Admit it people, he's brilliant, kinda like that grumpy uncle you once had, or like personally knowing Oscar the Grouch. Anx makes all posts fun!!! | |
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purpleunderground said: Anxiety said: just to be a smartass, i was going to suggest making this thread a sticky, then i realized what a stupid pun that would be.
YOU ARE A GENIUS!!! Why are your talents so wasted whenever you are not on here??? Admit it people, he's brilliant, kinda like that grumpy uncle you once had, or like personally knowing Oscar the Grouch. Anx makes all posts fun!!! I like the Oscar the Grouch reference. I can see that when he's an old geezer. Grouchy and slightly stinky, like old peas. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Sicko | |
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JustErin said: ArielB said: Never came in anyone's mouth before You just wait. I signed up for adultfriendfinder.com. It's not going to be long now until I get to do this | |
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ArielB said: JustErin said: You just wait. I signed up for adultfriendfinder.com. It's not going to be long now until I get to do this How the fuck did you make it this far without doing that dude? | |
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oh. my.gawd. | |
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mdiver said: ArielB said: You just wait. I signed up for adultfriendfinder.com. It's not going to be long now until I get to do this How the fuck did you make it this far without doing that dude? I'm shy Why doesn't anyone believe me? | |
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ArielB said: mdiver said: How the fuck did you make it this far without doing that dude? I'm shy Why doesn't anyone believe me? Ariel i am holding back here but | |
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mdiver said: ArielB said: I'm shy Why doesn't anyone believe me? Ariel i am holding back here but lol, seriously. You wouldn't believe how shy I am. I've never in my life initiated sex. I guess that's why I'm not that experienced but I'm trying my best to get some here in Toronto! Who knows, maybe I wouldn't even have to pay for it | |
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ArielB said: mdiver said: Ariel i am holding back here but lol, seriously. You wouldn't believe how shy I am. I've never in my life initiated sex. I guess that's why I'm not that experienced but I'm trying my best to get some here in Toronto! Who knows, maybe I wouldn't even have to pay for it What happend to the g/f did i miss something? | |
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Ex-Moderator | Can this thread be locked now?
I mean. |
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CarrieMpls said: Can this thread be locked now?
I mean. errr helllooooo moderator! | |
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Ex-Moderator | mdiver said: CarrieMpls said: Can this thread be locked now?
I mean. errr helllooooo moderator! |
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