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Reply #60 posted 05/23/07 9:12am

Fauxie

Imago said:

Fauxie said:

I have. She'd missed a bit and I was curious. Empathy is important when you've just filled someone's mouth with semen (though maybe it's a bit late at that point? falloff ). I imagine it's no picnic, so it's only right and considerate to consider the feelings of the person acting as receptacle. nod



That's hot.

People are always wanting to sample my sperm, if you know what I mean. It's like I'm being chased by some kind of sperm paparazzi all the time. So naturally, one would begin to get curious about these things, no?


Lovely dear. I think you just need to focus on quite how you're going to have 'sex' (do you call it that?) when you're on holiday with your mother.
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Reply #61 posted 05/23/07 9:17am

mdiver

Fauxie said:

Imago said:




That's hot.

People are always wanting to sample my sperm, if you know what I mean. It's like I'm being chased by some kind of sperm paparazzi all the time. So naturally, one would begin to get curious about these things, no?


Lovely dear. I think you just need to focus on quite how you're going to have 'sex' (do you call it that?) when you're on holiday with your mother.
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falloff

I am sure he is pretty practised at silently knocking one out! lol
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Reply #62 posted 05/23/07 9:21am

LittleSmedley

mdiver said:

Fauxie said:



Lovely dear. I think you just need to focus on quite how you're going to have 'sex' (do you call it that?) when you're on holiday with your mother.
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falloff

I am sure he is pretty practised at silently knocking one out! lol


don't do it if ur sleeping in a winnebago, the vibrations will make it bounce on the suspension and wake ur mum up

bitter experience
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Reply #63 posted 05/23/07 9:22am

mdiver

Did she catch you with the jesters boots? lol
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Reply #64 posted 05/23/07 9:24am

LittleSmedley

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Reply #65 posted 05/23/07 9:45am

LittleSmedley

mdiver said:

Did she catch you with the jesters boots? lol


yup - i was on the vinegar strokes

"approaching warp speed, captain"
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Reply #66 posted 05/23/07 9:48am

mdiver

LittleSmedley said:

mdiver said:

Did she catch you with the jesters boots? lol


yup - i was on the vinegar strokes

"approaching warp speed, captain"


Oh bugger that is tough man.....i hope you loosed a salvo of photon torpedoes
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Reply #67 posted 05/23/07 10:17am

PANDURITO

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Reply #68 posted 05/23/07 10:18am

SupaFunkyOrgan
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I have totally. Sometimes it just happens lol
2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740
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Reply #69 posted 05/23/07 10:19am

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Imago said:



I would think not.



let's leave it at that
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Reply #70 posted 05/23/07 10:20am

jess555ja

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spit
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Reply #71 posted 05/23/07 10:39am

MIGUELGOMEZ

This thread is turning me on.....

Junk is overrated. It makes me burp.....


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[Edited 5/23/07 10:40am]
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #72 posted 05/23/07 10:39am

littlemissG

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My poor poor Cheeky!
No one has ever tasted it and described it for him!
That's just sad sad
No More Haters on the Internet.
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Reply #73 posted 05/23/07 10:47am

mdiver

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

This thread is turning me on.....

Junk is overrated. It makes me burp.....


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falloff Jizz flavoured burps lol
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Reply #74 posted 05/23/07 11:09am

PricelessHo

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wrap it in a fancy package n give it to your female boss if u got one.

no shit semens do fight wrinkles.
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Reply #75 posted 05/23/07 11:21am

MIGUELGOMEZ

mdiver said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

This thread is turning me on.....

Junk is overrated. It makes me burp.....


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falloff Jizz flavoured burps lol



Yuck....but yeah. That was wayyyyy back in the 80's. I'm a safety boy now.

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MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #76 posted 05/23/07 11:22am

mdiver

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

mdiver said:




falloff Jizz flavoured burps lol



Yuck....but yeah. That was wayyyyy back in the 80's. I'm a safety boy now.

M


thumbs up!
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Reply #77 posted 05/23/07 12:53pm

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just to be a smartass, i was going to suggest making this thread a sticky, then i realized what a stupid pun that would be.



YOU ARE A GENIUS!!! Why are your talents so wasted whenever you are not on here???

Admit it people, he's brilliant, kinda like that grumpy uncle you once had, or like personally knowing Oscar the Grouch. Anx makes all posts fun!!!
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Reply #78 posted 05/23/07 1:19pm

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purpleunderground said:

Anxiety said:

just to be a smartass, i was going to suggest making this thread a sticky, then i realized what a stupid pun that would be.



YOU ARE A GENIUS!!! Why are your talents so wasted whenever you are not on here???

Admit it people, he's brilliant, kinda like that grumpy uncle you once had, or like personally knowing Oscar the Grouch. Anx makes all posts fun!!!


I like the Oscar the Grouch reference. I can see that when he's an old geezer. Grouchy and slightly stinky, like old peas. nod

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Reply #79 posted 05/23/07 1:51pm

wlcm2thdwn

Sicko eek
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Reply #80 posted 05/23/07 1:57pm

ArielB

JustErin said:

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Never came in anyone's mouth before sad


hah!

mad

You just wait. I signed up for adultfriendfinder.com. It's not going to be long now until I get to do this biggrin
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Reply #81 posted 05/23/07 1:58pm

mdiver

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hah!

mad

You just wait. I signed up for adultfriendfinder.com. It's not going to be long now until I get to do this biggrin


falloff

How the fuck did you make it this far without doing that dude?
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Reply #82 posted 05/23/07 1:59pm

alwayslate

oh. my.gawd. lol
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Reply #83 posted 05/23/07 2:00pm

ArielB

mdiver said:

ArielB said:


mad

You just wait. I signed up for adultfriendfinder.com. It's not going to be long now until I get to do this biggrin


falloff

How the fuck did you make it this far without doing that dude?

I'm shy redface

Why doesn't anyone believe me? sad
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Reply #84 posted 05/23/07 2:01pm

mdiver

ArielB said:

mdiver said:



falloff

How the fuck did you make it this far without doing that dude?

I'm shy redface

Why doesn't anyone believe me? sad



Ariel i am holding back here but hah!

comfort
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Reply #85 posted 05/23/07 2:05pm

ArielB

mdiver said:

ArielB said:


I'm shy redface

Why doesn't anyone believe me? sad



Ariel i am holding back here but hah!

comfort

lol, seriously. You wouldn't believe how shy I am. I've never in my life initiated sex. I guess that's why I'm not that experienced redface
but I'm trying my best to get some here in Toronto! woot! Who knows, maybe I wouldn't even have to pay for it biggrin
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Reply #86 posted 05/23/07 2:07pm

mdiver

ArielB said:

mdiver said:




Ariel i am holding back here but hah!

comfort

lol, seriously. You wouldn't believe how shy I am. I've never in my life initiated sex. I guess that's why I'm not that experienced redface
but I'm trying my best to get some here in Toronto! woot! Who knows, maybe I wouldn't even have to pay for it biggrin


What happend to the g/f did i miss something?
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Reply #87 posted 05/23/07 2:09pm

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Can this thread be locked now?


I mean.



redface
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Reply #88 posted 05/23/07 2:09pm

mdiver

CarrieMpls said:

Can this thread be locked now?


I mean.



redface



errr helllooooo moderator! lol
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Reply #89 posted 05/23/07 2:11pm

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mdiver said:

CarrieMpls said:

Can this thread be locked now?


I mean.



redface



errr helllooooo moderator! lol


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