I want to be able to give an amazing lap dance. I'm not rich, I don't look like a centerfold, I'm not smart, I can't make gourmet food so I have to make up for it somehow. All I can come up w/ is to give an amazing lap dance. But I don't know how to do that! Any advice on giving the best lap dance ever?

Check out this book instead:

http://www.amazon.com/Rai...868&sr=8-6

It addresses your only real problem.

Pay a professional to do it for you..

REDFEATHERS said:

Hell, no! The reason for doing it yourself is to keep any man you may have from professionals

LaCoyta said:

If you want fun and simple. I recommend Carmen Electra's Fit to Strip short series. I love it! I love doing it to a chair for practise lol, it's going to be VERY different when I do it to am actual real life boy lol. If only a worthy one would come into my life and then I would have the opportunity to show them my talents. They don't know what they are missing.

retina said:

LaCoyta said:

To give the "best lap dance ever" you will need to teach yourself that,
along with how to find your internal richness and centerfold as well as what area you are smart in and perhaps how to cook as well ...

the best lap dance ever comes from within as do all the other things you say you are not

and best wishes

Mach said:

This sounds like a line from a porno version of an after school special... "look deep within your heart for the power to make him cream his pants!"

FunkMistress said:

OMG

I'm an after school porn queen

Tonylover said:

Did you get yourself stripper shoes yet? To me that's the best part, the trashy shoes (though I'd fall right over in them).

LaCoyta said:

Hi 9sey

mdiver said:

LaCoyta said:

http://www.youtube.com/wa...2e9pBuR-e8

A mate of mine told me a story about a dance he got off a real scorching girl in a club once...only trouble was she was a bit drunk...she gave it all she had...really went for it ...except there were 2 of them there..him and the girl.....someone farted.....and it wasn't him! I would have so lost it

LaCoyta said:

If you're not smart, you won't be able to understand our advice anyway.

Just let him do you in the ass instead. There's not much to learn about that, so you should be fine.

JustErin said:

How to keep a man #101 by Justerin

mdiver said:

OMG!!!

LaCoyta said:

Hell yeah!

Carmen Electra goes for the whole fuck-me boots, tie and shirt get-up. I tried that, but I don't think I pulled it off. Think..Demi Moore, Striptease. Specifically the scene where she strips to "Money Can't Buy It" by Annie Lennox. This song and Paula Cole's "Feelin' Love" are great songs to strip 2. "Feelin' Love" is very sensual and "Money Can't Buy It" is very sexually aggressive, I personally think. Depends on your mood.

Get a group of girlfriends together and practise, lol. That's what I did.

JustErin said:

I like the way you think.