RUN!!!!!

totally sporty, masculine shit

Ocean said:

With the price of gas being what it is, I could use some free lunches.

Imago said:

was she cute?

Then she interupted, "I get lost in your eyes. What are you doing tonight? Wanna get married?".

jerseykrs said:

THE BOONIES!


I swear to god dude, Once I got within 10 miles of Hwy 50 (to Weeki Watchee), which is about parallel to Spring Hill, I swear to God, I think the vegetation and climate changed a bit.

evenstar3 said:

She was alright I guess. But I couldn't tell what kind of hair she had considering her silly visor.

Seemed really young.






and not-so-right.

(It's a VW Beetle with a roof rack--totally sporty, masculine shit)

this woulda made my day--that's why you came back! to brag! braggart!

evenstar3 said:

She was alright I guess. But I couldn't tell what kind of hair she had considering her silly visor.

Seemed really young.






and not-so-right.

Imago said:

you're the only dude I 'know' that has one!

So anyways, I drove up to the "Drive-thru" subway near my work, and asked for a Turkey, no mayo, everything-but-black olives, with pepper cause that's just how I fucking roll. And I pulled up to the window and gave the girl my cash-money.

Girl looks down and asks me what I put on top of my car (It's a VW Beetle with a roof rack--totally sporty, masculine shit), and I told her my kayak, which all of you skanks know is a big, long, hard, blue boat I paddle on Florida waters and make it do my fucking will, ya heard?

She asked me if that was fun, and of course I said yes, and told her about my trip Sunday to Weeki Watchee (just near Spring Hill where Jerseykrs lives--on a side note, Jerseykrs, motherfucker--you live in the fucking boonies. THE BOONIES!!!). Anyways, before I could go on, I noticed she was just staring at me.

Then she interupted, "I get lost in your eyes. What are you doing tonight? Wanna get married?".



I was like "What?"

She was like, "Oh nothing--I'm just making a fool of myself. Then she hands me my drink. and says something to the affect of "What am I doing? You and I need to live out our lives together. "

Then she puts her hands on her forehead and says "Oh shit. Oh. My God. I'm just really tired--that's all. Here's your sandwich. I love you. I need to be your wife.(I can't remember the words at this point, cause I just wanted to get the hell out of there).

I took the sandwich, smiled politely, and burned rubber out of there.


I wonder if I'll get free sandwiches on her shift.





spelling edit cause I care!
[Edited 5/21/07 17:56pm]

abierman said:

Am I really?


That's kind of gay, huh?

A Subway with a drive thru?

you know what's weird?

i had almost the exact same thing at subway today.

you know what's weird?

i had almost the exact same thing at subway today.

you know what's weird?

i had almost the exact same thing at subway today.

evenstar3 said:

ben has a summer job? nice.

evenstar3 said:

I'd ask you to marry me anywhere.....Taco Bell, KFC.....you name it, gurl!

july said:

whoa, didn't catch that! wtf?

evenstar3 said:

ben has a summer job? nice.

live4lust said:

I heard some do. I just never seen one?