was she on something perhaps or just spacey as hell...
[Edited 5/21/07 23:19pm]

Ocean said:

Ocean: Yes, I'd like a Turkey Sub please.

Prince: Oil, Vinegar? Salt? Do U own Ur mustard? Let's have a baby....

evenstar3 said:

I'd ask you to marry me anywhere.....Taco Bell, KFC.....you name it, gurl!

abierman said:

*&&#^&^$#&^#$ thats it!!!!!

abierman said:

*&&#^&^$#&^#$ thats it!!!!!

Ocean said:

i don't want to marry him though!!

evenstar3 said:

hmm but that doesn't speak for him .....think I might enjoy hitting him

Ocean said:

So anyways, I drove up to the "Drive-thru" subway near my work, and asked for a Turkey, no mayo, everything-but-black olives, with pepper cause that's just how I fucking roll. And I pulled up to the window and gave the girl my cash-money.

Girl looks down and asks me what I put on top of my car (It's a VW Beetle with a roof rack--totally sporty, masculine shit), and I told her my kayak, which all of you skanks know is a big, long, hard, blue boat I paddle on Florida waters and make it do my fucking will, ya heard?

She asked me if that was fun, and of course I said yes, and told her about my trip Sunday to Weeki Watchee (just near Spring Hill where Jerseykrs lives--on a side note, Jerseykrs, motherfucker--you live in the fucking boonies. THE BOONIES!!!). Anyways, before I could go on, I noticed she was just staring at me.

Then she interupted, "I get lost in your eyes. What are you doing tonight? Wanna get married?".



I was like "What?"

She was like, "Oh nothing--I'm just making a fool of myself. Then she hands me my drink. and says something to the affect of "What am I doing? You and I need to live out our lives together. "

Then she puts her hands on her forehead and says "Oh shit. Oh. My God. I'm just really tired--that's all. Here's your sandwich. I love you. I need to be your wife.(I can't remember the words at this point, cause I just wanted to get the hell out of there).

I took the sandwich, smiled politely, and burned rubber out of there.


I wonder if I'll get free sandwiches on her shift.

totally sporty, masculine shit

So anyways, I drove up to the "Drive-thru" subway near my work, and asked for a Turkey, no mayo, everything-but-black olives, with pepper cause that's just how I fucking roll. And I pulled up to the window and gave the girl my cash-money.

Girl looks down and asks me what I put on top of my car (It's a VW Beetle with a roof rack--totally sporty, masculine shit), and I told her my kayak, which all of you skanks know is a big, long, hard, blue boat I paddle on Florida waters and make it do my fucking will, ya heard?

She asked me if that was fun, and of course I said yes, and told her about my trip Sunday to Weeki Watchee (just near Spring Hill where Jerseykrs lives--on a side note, Jerseykrs, motherfucker--you live in the fucking boonies. THE BOONIES!!!). Anyways, before I could go on, I noticed she was just staring at me.

Then she interupted, "I get lost in your eyes. What are you doing tonight? Wanna get married?".



I was like "What?"

She was like, "Oh nothing--I'm just making a fool of myself. Then she hands me my drink. and says something to the affect of "What am I doing? You and I need to live out our lives together. "

Then she puts her hands on her forehead and says "Oh shit. Oh. My God. I'm just really tired--that's all. Here's your sandwich. I love you. I need to be your wife.(I can't remember the words at this point, cause I just wanted to get the hell out of there).

I took the sandwich, smiled politely, and burned rubber out of there.


I wonder if I'll get free sandwiches on her shift.





spelling edit cause I care!
[Edited 5/21/07 17:56pm]

Imago said:

Does she know how gay you are?

Um, hello?? I wear baseball caps now

abierman said:

mdiver said:

Um, hello?? I wear baseball caps now

live4lust said:

It was very flattering, but kind of in the way when those Jehova's witnesses always compliment something on your front porch before pouncing on you with their watchtowers.

You just want to hide.

Imago said:

Last time a Jehova's witness colony came by my house, I was clippin' my hedges in the front yard. I have really bad allergies, so when they got close enough to hand me their watchtower I started to sneeze, ALOT then told them I had the flu. They RAN!

evenstar3 said:

She was alright I guess. But I couldn't tell what kind of hair she had considering her silly visor.

Seemed really young.

and not-so-right.

evenstar3 said:

She was alright I guess. But I couldn't tell what kind of hair she had considering her silly visor.

Seemed really young.






and not-so-right.

Next time just tell her you're gay- it's quick, easy... and the mothafuckin truth! Bitch please!






*and I haven't forgotten about you... again, it's coming- shit's just been fucked up- XOX, Stu

CynthiasSocks said: