amorbella said: littlemissG said: I caught one of my female bosses masturbating once. I went back to my office and updated my resume. why would anyone masturbate at work????? hot orgers! My Legacy
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HA!!! too funny Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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i dunno if its work related really, but wat would be really embarrasing is walking into the wrong place and not realizing it for a while and then having to find someway of making an unnoticible exit. "So shall it be written, so shall it be sung..." | |
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throwing up on your bosses desk cause you were really hung over.
Eating it in front of a full resturant | |
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littlemissG said: fathermcmeekle said: Getting caught masturbating!
Cost me my promotion to the drive-thru! I caught one of my female bosses masturbating once. I went back to my office and updated my resume. I actually caught someone having a wank at work. A young lad. Don't know who was more embarrassed! | |
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fathermcmeekle said: littlemissG said: I caught one of my female bosses masturbating once. I went back to my office and updated my resume. I actually caught someone having a wank at work. A young lad. Don't know who was more embarrassed! No, it was definitely him who was more embarrassed! | |
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pasquerto said: throwing up on your bosses desk cause you were really hung over.
Eating it in front of a full resturant LOL. At first I took that "Eating it" to mean eating the vomit. I was like "Damn WTF? " [Edited 5/21/07 16:06pm] I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09 | |
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PurpleRighteous1 said: pasquerto said: throwing up on your bosses desk cause you were really hung over.
Eating it in front of a full resturant LOL. At first I took that "Eating it" to mean eating the vomit. I was like "Damn WTF? " [Edited 5/21/07 16:06pm] | |
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Dropping off to sleep in meetings.. I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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NDRU said: I turn red for no reason at all sometimes, which is embarassing in and of itself.
Oh I do that sometimes too.. or cry infront of my boss.. I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: NDRU said: I turn red for no reason at all sometimes, which is embarassing in and of itself.
Oh I do that sometimes too.. or cry infront of my boss.. sorry My Legacy
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NDRU said: REDFEATHERS said: Oh I do that sometimes too.. or cry infront of my boss.. sorry I do.. I cant help it.. sometimes its tears of joy, othertimes its cos I am sad.. lol I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: NDRU said: sorry I do.. I cant help it.. sometimes its tears of joy, othertimes its cos I am sad.. lol it's okay. Let it out girl! My Legacy
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Anxiety said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Man, you joke, but there was a time in my life. . . i'm only mostly joking! i had such a rotten day at work today i was ready to huff white out! I can totally imagine you looking pissed off with a bottle under each nostril. Yeeaaahhhh. . .I'm not proud of this, but I distinctly remember one day (this was when I was working for Animal Control) doing a poor job of timing my vicodin/xanax cocktail and getting to work in a state where I was too fucked up to get on a ladder . . . thankfully, my fellow Better Living Through Chemistry Club coworkers understood and did the top cages for me. Whoo, boy. I didn't make a habit of it, but. . .still. Just so my friends know: life has gotten much better for me since then. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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amorbella said: Sneezed and accidently farted.
Walking around with my boob hanging out of my shirt (button came undone) Not watching where I was going and tripped over a chair walking around with food stuck between my teeth all day that happened my sister on a train when we were kids. I swear to this day I've never heard a fart like this, it was like an explosion every1 on the carridge looked around thinking the train had de-railed or something. Also, there was no smell evidence that it was a fart 'cause the pure force of it probably pushed it back about 3 caridges. All of me I give 2 thee down at your feet
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i farted while cutting someone's hair at work. | |
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cammille said: i farted while cutting someone's hair at work.
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i made it worse by lying and saying..."oops that's my tummy rumbling i never had breakfast" it was sooo obvious it wasn't my tummy,i guess i quite literally do speak out of my ass! | |
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getting caught looking at this site, especially if it's one of those "Prince pics" threads | |
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cammille said: i made it worse by lying and saying..."oops that's my tummy rumbling i never had breakfast" it was sooo obvious it wasn't my tummy,i guess i quite literally do speak out of my ass!
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cammille said: i made it worse by lying and saying..."oops that's my tummy rumbling i never had breakfast" it was sooo obvious it wasn't my tummy,i guess i quite literally do speak out of my ass!
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MarieLouise said: Teaching in front of a class full of 16-years old boys, without realizing the zip of your pants is open, and your underwear is showing a pic of Olive (Popeye's wife) winking and saying 'Hellooooo sailor !'
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I've an anthology of embarrassing/funny happenings at work. Too long to list, nevermind rank into a top ten.
Most recent, being found in the big Gov'ner's office asleep with my feet on the desk and the contents of my pockets all over the show Icing on the cake, as I was leaving red-faced and still half-cut he flicks on his radio, hoping to hear his pre-set Radio 4... only to have his ears bombarded with Bollywood oldies I forgot to change the station back. He looked at me. I looked at him. He slowly shook his head and I "Foxtrotted Oscar" out of there.. quick time "..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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senik said: I've an anthology of embarrassing/funny happenings at work. Too long to list, nevermind rank into a top ten.
Most recent, being found in the big Gov'ner's office asleep with my feet on the desk and the contents of my pockets all over the show Icing on the cake, as I was leaving red-faced and still half-cut he flicks on his radio, hoping to hear his pre-set Radio 4... only to have his ears bombarded with Bollywood oldies I forgot to change the station back. He looked at me. I looked at him. He slowly shook his head and I "Foxtrotted Oscar" out of there.. quick time hahaha wow did u speak afterwards. How r u sweetie? | |
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Nothing that embarrassing has happened to me, but when I was a teenager working at Tesco's, my friend Gary was caught having a wank behind the compactor in the service yard. | |
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missmad said: senik said: I've an anthology of embarrassing/funny happenings at work. Too long to list, nevermind rank into a top ten.
Most recent, being found in the big Gov'ner's office asleep with my feet on the desk and the contents of my pockets all over the show Icing on the cake, as I was leaving red-faced and still half-cut he flicks on his radio, hoping to hear his pre-set Radio 4... only to have his ears bombarded with Bollywood oldies I forgot to change the station back. He looked at me. I looked at him. He slowly shook his head and I "Foxtrotted Oscar" out of there.. quick time hahaha wow did u speak afterwards. How r u sweetie? Howz'it buddy? Not too bad ta. Later in the day, he sort of took it as an isolated comedic event Lucky for me "..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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Anxiety said: when the vicodin wears off and i remember where i am.
damn..U took my answer..lol Because of God..we 2 r 1~~Darren & Suzyn forever
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all these horror stories make me wonder... does anyone have a job that they really like? was anyone able to channel their life's passion into a career? thats wat i hope to do... don't make me look stupid for wanting 2 do so. "So shall it be written, so shall it be sung..." | |
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