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Reply #30 posted 05/21/07 3:45pm

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amorbella said:

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I caught one of my female bosses masturbating once. I went back to my office and updated my resume.




why would anyone masturbate at work?????


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Reply #31 posted 05/21/07 3:49pm

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HA!!! too funny biggrin
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Reply #32 posted 05/21/07 3:50pm

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i dunno if its work related really, but wat would be really embarrasing is walking into the wrong place and not realizing it for a while and then having to find someway of making an unnoticible exit.
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Reply #33 posted 05/21/07 3:52pm

pasquerto

throwing up on your bosses desk cause you were really hung over.
Eating it in front of a full resturant
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Reply #34 posted 05/21/07 4:04pm

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littlemissG said:

fathermcmeekle said:

Getting caught masturbating! redface

Cost me my promotion to the drive-thru! mad


I caught one of my female bosses masturbating once. I went back to my office and updated my resume.

I actually caught someone having a wank at work. A young lad. Don't know who was more embarrassed!

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Reply #35 posted 05/21/07 4:05pm

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fathermcmeekle said:

littlemissG said:



I caught one of my female bosses masturbating once. I went back to my office and updated my resume.

I actually caught someone having a wank at work. A young lad. Don't know who was more embarrassed!

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No, it was definitely him who was more embarrassed!

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Reply #36 posted 05/21/07 4:06pm

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pasquerto said:

throwing up on your bosses desk cause you were really hung over.
Eating it in front of a full resturant

LOL. At first I took that "Eating it" to mean eating the vomit. I was like "Damn WTF? whofarted "
[Edited 5/21/07 16:06pm]
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Reply #37 posted 05/21/07 4:34pm

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pasquerto said:

throwing up on your bosses desk cause you were really hung over.
Eating it in front of a full resturant

LOL. At first I took that "Eating it" to mean eating the vomit. I was like "Damn WTF? whofarted "
[Edited 5/21/07 16:06pm]

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Reply #38 posted 05/21/07 4:36pm

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Dropping off to sleep in meetings..
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Reply #39 posted 05/21/07 4:37pm

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NDRU said:

I turn red for no reason at all sometimes, which is embarassing in and of itself.



Oh I do that sometimes too.. or cry infront of my boss..

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Reply #40 posted 05/21/07 4:40pm

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REDFEATHERS said:

NDRU said:

I turn red for no reason at all sometimes, which is embarassing in and of itself.



Oh I do that sometimes too.. or cry infront of my boss..

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Reply #41 posted 05/21/07 4:45pm

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NDRU said:

REDFEATHERS said:




Oh I do that sometimes too.. or cry infront of my boss..

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falloff sorry



I do.. lol I cant help it.. sometimes its tears of joy, othertimes its cos I am sad.. lol
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Reply #42 posted 05/21/07 5:04pm

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REDFEATHERS said:

NDRU said:



falloff sorry



I do.. lol I cant help it.. sometimes its tears of joy, othertimes its cos I am sad.. lol


it's okay. Let it out girl!
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Reply #43 posted 05/21/07 5:44pm

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Anxiety said:

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Man, you joke, but there was a time in my life. . . lol


i'm only mostly joking! i had such a rotten day at work today i was ready to huff white out! lol


I can totally imagine you looking pissed off with a bottle under each nostril. falloff


Yeeaaahhhh. . .I'm not proud of this, but I distinctly remember one day (this was when I was working for Animal Control) doing a poor job of timing my vicodin/xanax cocktail and getting to work in a state where I was too fucked up to get on a ladder . . . thankfully, my fellow Better Living Through Chemistry Club coworkers understood and did the top cages for me. Whoo, boy. I didn't make a habit of it, but. . .still. confused

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Reply #44 posted 05/22/07 7:22am

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amorbella said:

Sneezed and accidently farted.

Walking around with my boob hanging out of my shirt (button came undone)

Not watching where I was going and tripped over a chair

walking around with food stuck between my teeth all day confused


falloff
that happened my sister on a train when we were kids. I swear to this day I've never heard a fart like this, it was like an explosion every1 on the carridge looked around thinking the train had de-railed or something.
Also, there was no smell evidence that it was a fart 'cause the pure force of it probably pushed it back about 3 caridges.
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Reply #45 posted 05/22/07 9:40am

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i farted while cutting someone's hair at work.
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Reply #46 posted 05/22/07 9:43am

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cammille said:

i farted while cutting someone's hair at work.



Damn.. what did they say?
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Reply #47 posted 05/22/07 9:47am

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i made it worse by lying and saying..."oops that's my tummy rumbling i never had breakfast" it was sooo obvious it wasn't my tummy,i guess i quite literally do speak out of my ass!
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Reply #48 posted 05/22/07 9:58am

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getting caught looking at this site, especially if it's one of those "Prince pics" threads
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Reply #49 posted 05/22/07 10:05am

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cammille said:

i made it worse by lying and saying..."oops that's my tummy rumbling i never had breakfast" it was sooo obvious it wasn't my tummy,i guess i quite literally do speak out of my ass!

lol lol lol
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Reply #50 posted 05/22/07 10:06am

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cammille said:

i made it worse by lying and saying..."oops that's my tummy rumbling i never had breakfast" it was sooo obvious it wasn't my tummy,i guess i quite literally do speak out of my ass!



falloff
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Reply #51 posted 05/22/07 3:56pm

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Teaching in front of a class full of 16-years old boys, without realizing the zip of your pants is open, and your underwear is showing a pic of Olive (Popeye's wife) winking and saying 'Hellooooo sailor !'

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falloff falloff falloff

you realise memoirs will be written with this story included lol
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Reply #52 posted 05/22/07 4:29pm

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I've an anthology of embarrassing/funny happenings at work. Too long to list, nevermind rank into a top ten.

Most recent, being found in the big Gov'ner's office asleep with my feet on the desk and the contents of my pockets all over the show neutral Icing on the cake, as I was leaving red-faced and still half-cut he flicks on his radio, hoping to hear his pre-set Radio 4... only to have his ears bombarded with Bollywood oldies omfg I forgot to change the station back.

He looked at me. I looked at him. He slowly shook his head and I "Foxtrotted Oscar" out of there.. quick time confused

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Reply #53 posted 05/22/07 5:45pm

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Reply #54 posted 05/22/07 5:45pm

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senik said:

I've an anthology of embarrassing/funny happenings at work. Too long to list, nevermind rank into a top ten.

Most recent, being found in the big Gov'ner's office asleep with my feet on the desk and the contents of my pockets all over the show neutral Icing on the cake, as I was leaving red-faced and still half-cut he flicks on his radio, hoping to hear his pre-set Radio 4... only to have his ears bombarded with Bollywood oldies omfg I forgot to change the station back.

He looked at me. I looked at him. He slowly shook his head and I "Foxtrotted Oscar" out of there.. quick time confused



hahaha wow did u speak afterwards. How r u sweetie?
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Reply #55 posted 05/23/07 3:47am

LittleSmedley

Nothing that embarrassing has happened to me, but when I was a teenager working at Tesco's, my friend Gary was caught having a wank behind the compactor in the service yard.
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Reply #56 posted 05/23/07 7:59am

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missmad said:

senik said:

I've an anthology of embarrassing/funny happenings at work. Too long to list, nevermind rank into a top ten.

Most recent, being found in the big Gov'ner's office asleep with my feet on the desk and the contents of my pockets all over the show neutral Icing on the cake, as I was leaving red-faced and still half-cut he flicks on his radio, hoping to hear his pre-set Radio 4... only to have his ears bombarded with Bollywood oldies omfg I forgot to change the station back.

He looked at me. I looked at him. He slowly shook his head and I "Foxtrotted Oscar" out of there.. quick time confused



hahaha wow did u speak afterwards. How r u sweetie?



Howz'it buddy? smile Not too bad ta. Later in the day, he sort of took it as an isolated comedic event lol Lucky for me neutral

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Reply #57 posted 05/23/07 8:16am

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Anxiety said:

when the vicodin wears off and i remember where i am. disbelief

damn..U took my answer..lol
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Reply #58 posted 05/23/07 3:14pm

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all these horror stories make me wonder... does anyone have a job that they really like? was anyone able to channel their life's passion into a career? thats wat i hope to do... don't make me look stupid for wanting 2 do so.
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