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Top 10 Embarassing Things That Happen to You at Work... Let's list some....then we'll rank them...
I'll start... Bending over and COMPLETELY tearing the seam in your pants. NEXT!  I'm firmly planted in denial |
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when the vicodin wears off and i remember where i am.  | |
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I restrict all my mine to after work or weekends. | |
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Anxiety said: when the vicodin wears off and i remember where i am.
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tripping and falling in skirt  oh yes I did in the parking lot with my hands full. the guys at least asked if I was hurt before they burst out laughing.
We all should know that diversity makes for a rich tapestry, and we must understand that all the threads of the tapestry are equal in value no matter what their color. Maya Angelou | |
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Getting caught masturbating! 
Cost me my promotion to the drive-thru!  | |
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butterfli25 said: tripping and falling in skirt
oh yes I did in the parking lot with my hands full. the guys at least asked if I was hurt before they burst out laughing. | |
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yrs ago i worked in a fruit and veg shop, a man shouted over to me to ask where the strawberries were...so i walked towards him to show him, a grape got caught on my heel, I skidded past about 4 isles....seriously it was like i was on skis, arms all over the place, i think pure embarassment of falling made me keep my balance. I skidded right into him fell into his chest and fell, landing on his feet.
I was morto! All of me I give 2 thee down at your feet
The reassurance in your rhythm speaks 2 me | |
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fathermcmeekle said: Getting caught masturbating!
Cost me my promotion to the drive-thru! What?   | |
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Anxiety said: when the vicodin wears off and i remember where i am.
Man, you joke, but there was a time in my life. . . oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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Coming out of the toilet with the zip down. (Even worse if genitalia is hanging out) | |
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This didnt happen to me but a mate of mine who worked for Bristow helicopters servicing the oil rig copters in scotland. It was the dead of winter and cold as hell and he had a huge parka on...went to the toilet and flug his jacket down....shat....stood up and halued his parker back on...turned out his hood had gone down the toilet and he dumped in it...as he flung it back on he covered himself in shit. The washroom was at the other end of the hangar.  | |
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anael said: This didnt happen to me but a mate of mine who worked for Bristow helicopters servicing the oil rig copters in scotland. It was the dead of winter and cold as hell and he had a huge parka on...went to the toilet and flug his jacket down....shat....stood up and halued his parker back on...turned out his hood had gone down the toilet and he dumped in it...as he flung it back on he covered himself in shit. The washroom was at the other end of the hangar.
oh man that's horrible. | |
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When the condom bursts.
I'm always like "oops ...sorry.
I shall put on another, mademoiselle...." | |
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I turn red for no reason at all sometimes, which is embarassing in and of itself. My Legacy
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Teaching in front of a class full of 16-years old boys, without realizing the zip of your pants is open, and your underwear is showing a pic of Olive (Popeye's wife) winking and saying 'Hellooooo sailor !'
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Not me (repeat, not me), but it was common knowledge that a bagger at
a grocery store that I used to work in would masturbate in the handicap bathroom stall (more room)...sometimes I would go in there right as he was finishing up, he'd be all sweaty and stuff (i'll come back)
Apparently, according to one other employee, this guy was "workin' with something". In other words, they snuck a peek and this guy was rocking a huge pole...(i guess if that were me, i would give myself lovin' everyday too) This same guy would go outside to get buggys in the dead of winter and wear a full face ski mask, the kind with only two eyes, nose and mouth cut out. Not a problem right? The problem was that he wouldn't pull it up when he was done outside. He walked around IN A STORE with a full ski mask pulled down for hours.
The customers must have been Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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The day after I took LSD for the first time, I was working the cash register at Crown Books, still a bit spacy.
It got crowded, there was a line, and the phone was ringing. I meant to say "I'll help the next customer in line" but instead I said "Hello, Crown Books!"
Got a few strange looks for that one   My Legacy
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Okay so we have...
Ripping seam of pants at work Tripping and falling spectacularly at work Getting caught pleasuring yourself at work All quite worthy of making the Top 10 list I'm firmly planted in denial |
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Revolution said: He walked around IN A STORE with a full ski mask pulled down for hours.
The customers must have been That's a pretty good one. My Legacy
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Sneezed and accidently farted.
Walking around with my boob hanging out of my shirt (button came undone) Not watching where I was going and tripped over a chair walking around with food stuck between my teeth all day Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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amorbella said: Sneezed and accidently farted.
Walking around with my boob hanging out of my shirt (button came undone) Not watching where I was going and tripped over a chair walking around with food stuck between my teeth all day Nice! (sorry, that's the caveman in me coming out) Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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amorbella said: Sneezed and accidently farted.
Walking around with my boob hanging out of my shirt (button came undone) Not watching where I was going and tripped over a chair walking around with food stuck between my teeth all day All at the same time? | |
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no, silly Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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Revolution said: amorbella said: Sneezed and accidently farted.
Walking around with my boob hanging out of my shirt (button came undone) Not watching where I was going and tripped over a chair walking around with food stuck between my teeth all day Nice! (sorry, that's the caveman in me coming out) thats OK, no one seem to mine, no one said a thing..... Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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amorbella said: Revolution said: Nice! (sorry, that's the caveman in me coming out) thats OK, no one seem to mine, no one said a thing..... Talk about adding insult to injury!!! For them to see it and not tell you
Who here would have discreetly pulled amorbella aside and pointed out her "peekaboo" shirt?? Who would have literally left her hangin? That could almost be another thread topic.
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HereToRockYourWorld said: Anxiety said: when the vicodin wears off and i remember where i am.
Man, you joke, but there was a time in my life. . . i'm only mostly joking! i had such a rotten day at work today i was ready to huff white out! | |
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Nothinbutjoy said: amorbella said: thats OK, no one seem to mine, no one said a thing..... Talk about adding insult to injury!!! For them to see it and not tell you
Who here would have discreetly pulled amorbella aside and pointed out her "peekaboo" shirt?? Who would have literally left her hangin? That could almost be another thread topic.
well they did.....I went to the bathroom and found out I was hangin....  Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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fathermcmeekle said: Getting caught masturbating!
Cost me my promotion to the drive-thru! I caught one of my female bosses masturbating once. I went back to my office and updated my resume. No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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littlemissG said: fathermcmeekle said: Getting caught masturbating!
Cost me my promotion to the drive-thru! I caught one of my female bosses masturbating once. I went back to my office and updated my resume. why would anyone masturbate at work????? Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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