Protege said:

*sigh* I'll never be popular.

The Org path to popularity is strewn with the shattered dreams of orgers who in their misguided notion that the Org will fill the emptiness languish by the wayside, broken for fame is fickle and there's a very fine line between A list and Z list.

Sorry, I just wanted to say that

(basically, post till your fingers bleed and ignore your "other" life)


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This was the best piece of thread garbage i have ever participated in and I have participated in a lot! It went off jusy like a yahoo chat session! How could that be?

one word for you










Paypal.

I owe my org popularity to the MUSE.

Big kiss babe.

M

The way is the same way you do everything in life, destroy your enemies..crush their spirit, deprive them of there self esteem, impose your influence over them...in 6 months you'll be uber popular.

liberation said:

I looooove the word "uber"

I must say, this was a fun thread to be on. A few more of these, some pics, and you might just get there.

LazarusHeart said:

Pretty much...if you fit "post passive-aggressive comments in the 'Message for an Orger' threads" or "Get into a huge brawl in a socially controversial topic thread" I think the list will be more complete.

FruitToAttractBears said:

c'mon, let's be unpopular togetharrr!

Would sucking up to a Mod be any good?


HI Carrie!

LleeLlee said:

-Start alot of threads.

-Send replies to any & all org-notes that come your way.

-Post responses that actually move the topic forward instead of only smart-ass replies.

-Post pics of your kitty.

-Don't tell people to "ignore your posts" as your sig.

-Buy in bulk. That way, you need not leave your place of residence so often to replinish provisions. No information, gossip or minutiae shall escape your awareness, therefore constantly keeping you in the know-how necessary in sustaining high levels of popularity.

- Don't post anything stupid, but at the same time,don't post anything above the level of the lowest common denominator. I know that seems like a very narrow margin, but give yourself some time. You'll get the hang of it. Back when I was a newbie ( that's an orger of a more virginal sensibility ) I thought for sure that I wouldn't be able to maintain such a razor-thin mental balance, but now, the psynapses of that particular area of my brain are focused, solid & strong. Like a bull's.

-Like Prince's music, but not Purple Rain.

-Familiarize yourself with the org rules & by-laws. During my first year, I made the mistake of not doing this, & found myself at the recieving end of the moderators' hammer with such frequency, that I actually entertained the idea of changing my screenname to Loki.

- Get yourself at least 3 alter-accounts. But first make sure that you yourself are not already somebody else's alter. To find out, get up right now & carefully investigate your surroundings. If you find a "secret window", then you probably are.

-Find out who's alter-accounts belomg to whom. A tip that might help with this: administrate alot of s. Every time you do, grab the person's ass. Eventually you'll begin to realize who's ass belongs who. And give yourself alot of time on this one. It took me quite awhile, but I finally figured who's who. Though, I did end up having to amputate my ass-grabbing hand. Since then, I've been entertaining the idea of changing my screenname to Tyr ( the Norse god of war whose hand was bitten off by the great Fenris Wolf ).

- Photo-whore yourself with the wreckless abandon of a millionaire hotel heiress who's sure that she can't go to jail.

-...and when you do, don't be an "uggo".

-Not only attend an invasion,
but participate to the extent where you find out the real reason why they're called "invasions".

-....and when you do find out the real reason they're called "invasions", try not to cry like a little bitch.

--Update your immunization shots.

-Don't bother trying to post in the closet. We can still see you.

-Abandon your family & friends & swear total & absolute mental, emotional & spiritual obedience to your one true master, the org. This is more for your own protection than anything else. We don't want you to wake up whilst on-line one day, years from now, & start torturing yourself with questions like "Who am I? Am I lost? Someone...anyone...tell me, where are we? And how came we here? Are we alive? Or are we dead & in some level of purgatory unpredicted by religion? Where's my mommy...?!?" Surrender to the fact that the second you were approved as a member of this site, your soul was sold, chained & is now powerlessly bent over, at the mercy of the org's phantasmal diamond fist, it's very essence scintillating on the brink of any real substantially. That the very fiber of your being has been twisted into.....well.....I'm sure you get the picture.


Hope these suggsetions help.
Ignore 'em only at your future org-popularty's peril.




Oh....
& welcome.

AKA the internet path to being a sad git?!

The only way for guys to make it on here is to post pics of their hands on the hand thread...it really is a sad material world