Silent...but deadly

You strike me as a habitual farter Apples...you've got that "i fart..so what?" face

liberation said:

Um...where did you get that idea?

I didn't know they were even capable.

It's one of the 7 deadly sins.

girls fart too????











hell yeah they do!!!

my cousin set me up on a blind date. "Take her out, she's nice, she's pretty.."
so I did. Knowing my cousin would get feedback on how I behaved, I took the girl to City Island, for a lobster dinner. There was no chemistry, but I was determined to be the perfect gentleman.
After dinner, I was driving the girl home, and she farted in the car.

Silent

but deadly.

There was no second date.

One of my girlfriend demands that her boyfriends accept that when she farts, no smells come out, only a little poof of pink sparkles.

my grandma always said

'Shit the bed!'

"It wasn't me" she said

BlackAdder7 said:

that reminds me of this commerical.

http://www.metacafe.com/w...date_fart/

liberation said:

Dude...you have no idea how funny that is.

"ANDREA!!! That's disgusting!"

HereToRockYourWorld said:

pink sparkles

brownsugar said:

Is that what pixie dust is?

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Well, we all know that girls don't poop, so that makes sense.

as long as its not when i am eating, i dont care

and sneeze properly while you are at it too, i dont get why women want to be so neat and petite...

eraclito said:

ok so lets see properly means what? just doin it? obviously covoring your mouth correct? nice and loud no holdin back?

if Im not sleeping and someone else is in bed with me.. I try not to fart in bed.. specialy if the rooms warm and not under covers

meggy said:

yeah, none of that holding it in girly sneeze...

meggy said:

i always thought you were very considerate...

eraclito said:

me? considerate? no way

I will fart in your general direction

I remember once i was watching the love of my life sleep, she was all snuggled up on her side with hair everywhere and i was propped up on one elbow watching her. I told her "I love you"....she looked so angelic laying there.....as the words left my lips she loosed one.....

I actually had a boyfriend who demanded that I not fart ever.

gemini13 said:

and did you just dump him?

SnakePeel said:

I was waiting for you to see this...I can't believe my mother was actually quoted on the Org!

I don't care if she farts, since I always fart, so my farts cover hers.

REDFEATHERS said:

He's my daughter's father, so no, not as soon as I should have.

Whatever you do, don't pull the "covered wagon" trick!