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Thread started 06/30/07 7:54pm

Imago

SHORTBUS - Jaysus Christ

Ok, so I obtained a copy of ShortBus. But it's not one I can really watch as it was dubbed in what I believe is Russian.

Anyways, out of curiosity I skimmed through the movie.

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People, there were graffic scenes of women sticking fingers in their Punanis, and mens dicks a floppin everywhere. In the very first 5 minutes, some guy fucks the shit out of his girlfriend from Piano, to bed, to couch, while another guys gets beat until he comes all over his Dominitrix's Modern Art painting (you actually see the Money shot), and other guy bends head over heals to squirt come in his own face (you see that too).


The topper was seeing 3 gay men, all of them handsome of course, in a 3-way cock sucking/ass eatin' extravaganza where they are singing the US National Anthem, one of the guys singing while his voice muffles and unmuffels as his face goes in and out of another guys asshole. All of it graffically shown. It was basically a clever scene that amounted to a large pornographic butthole jamboree.


I'm not so sure I want to get the English version now lol

I appreciate the idea that a movie director is able to show such graffically sexual content, yet not actually make a "porn", as none of the material felt like "wanking material", but some of it seemed gratuitous in nature. An R rated version of the movie may have worked out just fine. The movie seemed like just a bug F-U to social conservatives. lol


Who here has seen the movie in a language that they actually understood? Was it a good movie? It seemed kind of downbeat in scenes to me, but I was more or less just fast forwarding through it, then pausing to go omg and hmmm and eek and jerkoff and so forth. shrug



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Reply #1 posted 06/30/07 7:58pm

Lothan

I saw it and I thought the sex scenes were awesome.
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Reply #2 posted 06/30/07 7:59pm

Imago

Lothan said:

I saw it and I thought the sex scenes were awesome.

Maybe if you throw in Casey Spooner!
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Reply #3 posted 06/30/07 8:06pm

Lothan

Imago said:

Lothan said:

I saw it and I thought the sex scenes were awesome.

Maybe if you throw in Casey Spooner!
Ewwww!!! you know I hate Casey Spooner. barf
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Reply #4 posted 06/30/07 8:08pm

2the9s

Your avatar sucks like a Shortbus whore.
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Reply #5 posted 06/30/07 8:09pm

Lothan

2the9s said:

Your avatar sucks like a Shortbus whore.
spit

Hello Org Husband. mushy
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Reply #6 posted 06/30/07 8:10pm

2the9s

Lothan said:

2the9s said:

Your avatar sucks like a Shortbus whore.
spit

Hello Org Husband. mushy


Halee Hallo, wifey.

mushy
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Reply #7 posted 06/30/07 8:11pm

Imago

2the9s said:

Lothan said:

spit

Hello Org Husband. mushy


Halee Hallo, wifey.

mushy

Dude, stick with me! You're obviously a bottom ,and she has no penis! mushy
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Reply #8 posted 06/30/07 8:11pm

2the9s

Imago said:

2the9s said:



Halee Hallo, wifey.

mushy

Dude, stick with me! You're obviously a bottom ,and she has no penis! mushy


I'm so confused right now.

mushy
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Reply #9 posted 06/30/07 8:14pm

Imago

2the9s said:

Imago said:


Dude, stick with me! You're obviously a bottom ,and she has no penis! mushy


I'm so confused right now.

mushy

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Reply #10 posted 06/30/07 8:19pm

2the9s

Imago said:

2the9s said:



I'm so confused right now.

mushy



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Reply #11 posted 06/30/07 8:22pm

Imago

Oh Jesus is that the Numa kid or the Star wars kid?? eek
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Reply #12 posted 06/30/07 8:22pm

2the9s

Imago said:

Oh Jesus is that the Numa kid or the Star wars kid?? eek


I don't know...who am I Bill Gates?
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Reply #13 posted 06/30/07 8:23pm

Imago

2the9s said:

Imago said:

Oh Jesus is that the Numa kid or the Star wars kid?? eek


I don't know...who am I Bill Gates?



There is a very obvious joke just screaming to be told here, but I'm to tired to find it.
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Reply #14 posted 06/30/07 8:35pm

Lothan

2the9s said:

Imago said:

Oh Jesus is that the Numa kid or the Star wars kid?? eek


I don't know...who am I Bill Gates?
spit
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Reply #15 posted 06/30/07 9:02pm

ufoclub

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I think the sex scenes in the movie are it's only strength, the directing and the filmmaking are very film student amateur, case and point the part where the male couple are seeing the asian therapist and the drama comes to a head... very artificially and theatrically played out in a bad way.
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Reply #16 posted 06/30/07 11:14pm

Ace

Imago said:

In the very first 5 minutes, some guy fucks the shit out of his girlfriend

Is that Sook-Yin?:



She's a Canadian musician who was a VJ here for quite a while in the '90s and I think she still hosts a show on CBC radio.

She's a friend of a friend and she was interesting company (at least back in the day).

The CBC tried to prevent her from doing the film, but relented after several high-profile celebrities wrote letters on her behalf.
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Reply #17 posted 07/01/07 12:39am

sosgemini

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ufoclub said:

I think the sex scenes in the movie are it's only strength, the directing and the filmmaking are very film student amateur, case and point the part where the male couple are seeing the asian therapist and the drama comes to a head... very artificially and theatrically played out in a bad way.


bingo!!! failed effort on john mitchell's part if IMHO.
Space for sale...
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Reply #18 posted 07/01/07 1:02am

MIGUELGOMEZ

You mean you didn't see the first scene with the tasting of sperm?


M
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #19 posted 07/01/07 7:28pm

Sweeny79

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Before reading this Shortbus was number 109 on my netflix queue, now it's number 1. redface
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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Reply #20 posted 07/01/07 7:34pm

Anxiety

russian bootleg shortbus. i think you can catch a disease from watching that.
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Reply #21 posted 07/01/07 7:36pm

statuesqque

what? I've never heard of this movie eek
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Reply #22 posted 07/01/07 7:40pm

Anxiety

Sweeny79 said:

Before reading this Shortbus was number 109 on my netflix queue, now it's number 1. redface


i happen to love it and i think the sex scenes are the least that this film has to offer. when i watched it, i think it said more to me about relationships and living as a gen-x-er in lower manhattan than it was a "dirty art film" to me. the scene in the club with the "former new york mayor" and his monologue really got to me, and there were a few scenes where the dialogue really hit home for me.

i think this film will age badly, but it's still one of my all-time favorites, even without the weenage or va-jay-jays. shrug
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