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I have a confession to make. Even though I quit a year-and-a-half ago, when the weather gets nice, I occasionally think about having a cigarette. But, knowing that smoking one is like one drink for an alcoholic, I push the thought out of my mind. Don't want no electronic voicebox. 
Don't want no electronic Don't want no electronic Don't want no electronic voiceboxed, short dick man! :gilettesingingthroughatracheotomyhole: | |
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thanks for sharing. got something juicier? | |
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Ace said: [/i] :gilettesingingthroughatracheotomyhole:
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Anxiety said: thanks for sharing. got something juicier?
 Apparently Marilyn Manson's fucking his barely-legal girlfriend in his new vid.  | |
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I thought you were going to confess you really like BBW.  | |
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eikonoklastes said: I thought you were going to confess you really like BBW.
Barbeque Buffalo Wings?  | |
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Ace said:
Don't want no electronic voicebox.
That's the funniest motivation to quit I've ever heard. But WHATEVER works, man! Go jogging, eat some mints or something.[Edited 5/18/07 21:27pm] Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Anxiety said: thanks for sharing. got something juicier?
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ACE. I'm sure you have better and more entertaining confessions. Now chew some nicotine gum and get on with the fun stuff. This is GD.
How's this: I used to pick my nose in 2nd grade ONLY to piss off Sister Agnes. She'd slap me on the face every time. I fixed her wagon...I started eating it. (hey! it didn't kill me or anything, I'm still here, and I happened to be provoked) I would have passed 2nd grade, no matter what. She didn't want to spend another year with me. [Edited 5/18/07 23:04pm] | |
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eikonoklastes said: I thought you were going to confess you really like BBW.
Joey!  | |
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xplnyrslf said: How's this: I used to pick my nose in 2nd grade ONLY to piss off Sister Agnes. She'd slap me on the face every time. I fixed her wagon...I started eating it.
(hey! it didn't kill me or anything, I'm still here, and I happened to be provoked) I would have passed 2nd grade, no matter what. She didn't want to spend another year with me. Springsteen went to Catholic school and said a nun once shoved him in a garbage can and said that's where he belonged. Sweet. 
ACE. I'm sure you have better and more entertaining confessions.
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Okay:
One time, I was walking down a street in another city, minding my own business, when a girl motioned to me and said, "C'mere". Usually, I would've just kept walking, but she was hott! Long story short: we had some sexually charged chitta-chattah and we ended up going to a part of town I'd never been to before. This 'hood was bangin'! Very multicultural and everybody seemed to be having a great time! This chick was not shy. At one point, she even started bustin' a move on the street! Anyhoo...the night ended with her taking me back to her place and shagging me rotten! Best lay ever. | |
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Ace said: Okay:
One time, I was walking down a street in another city, minding my own business, when a girl motioned to me and said, "C'mere". Usually, I would've just kept walking, but she was hott! Long story short: we had some sexually charged chitta-chattah and we ended up going to a part of town I'd never been to before. This 'hood was bangin'! Very multicultural and everybody seemed to be having a great time! This chick was not shy. At one point, she even started bustin' a move on the street! Anyhoo...the night ended with her taking me back to her place and shagging me rotten! Best lay ever. you should write plots for rock video clips | |
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Ace said: Even though I quit a year-and-a-half ago, when the weather gets nice, I occasionally think about having a cigarette. But, knowing that smoking one is like one drink for an alcoholic, I push the thought out of my mind. Don't want no electronic voicebox.
Don't want no electronic Don't want no electronic Don't want no electronic voiceboxed, short dick man! :gilettesingingthroughatracheotomyhole: I quit three years ago in August. I can have a smoke at the bar and I'm fine.....I just jones for one more often than I used too. But Yeah, Don't DO it Ass! | |
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RaggDoll said: Ace said: Even though I quit a year-and-a-half ago, when the weather gets nice, I occasionally think about having a cigarette. But, knowing that smoking one is like one drink for an alcoholic, I push the thought out of my mind. Don't want no electronic voicebox.
Don't want no electronic Don't want no electronic Don't want no electronic voiceboxed, short dick man! :gilettesingingthroughatracheotomyhole: I quit three years ago in August. I can have a smoke at the bar and I'm fine.....I just jones for one more often than I used too. But Yeah, Don't DO it Ass! I won't. I know that, one and I'm off the wagon. And I'm generally not interested in a painful death or a hole in my throat. | |
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Ace said: RaggDoll said: I quit three years ago in August. I can have a smoke at the bar and I'm fine.....I just jones for one more often than I used too. But Yeah, Don't DO it Ass! I won't. I know that, one and I'm off the wagon. And I'm generally not interested in a painful death or a hole in my throat. Right-O. 
Yanno what I find myself doing when I'm like that. I just take deep breaths like I'm inhaling. Yanno hold it for a bit and then blow out. It works for me. | |
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RaggDoll said: Ace said: I won't. I know that, one and I'm off the wagon. And I'm generally not interested in a painful death or a hole in my throat. Right-O.
Yanno what I find myself doing when I'm like that. I just take deep breaths like I'm inhaling. Yanno hold it for a bit and then blow out. It works for me. It's really only once in a blue moon. When the sun's shining and I'm walkin' 'long the strip. | |
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Ace said: RaggDoll said: Right-O.
Yanno what I find myself doing when I'm like that. I just take deep breaths like I'm inhaling. Yanno hold it for a bit and then blow out. It works for me. It's really only once in a blue moon. When the sun's shining and I'm walkin' 'long the strip. What about after you eat a huge meal??? | |
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RaggDoll said: Ace said: It's really only once in a blue moon. When the sun's shining and I'm walkin' 'long the strip. What about after you eat a huge meal??? Post-meal was the hardest when I quit, but now the thought doesn't even cross my mind. | |
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Ace said: RaggDoll said: What about after you eat a huge meal??? Post-meal was the hardest when I quit, but now the thought doesn't even cross my mind. What about purging? Does that cross your mind? | |
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RaggDoll said: Ace said: Post-meal was the hardest when I quit, but now the thought doesn't even cross my mind. What about purging? Does that cross your mind? Can't say that it does... | |
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Ace said: RaggDoll said: What about purging? Does that cross your mind? Can't say that it does...I'm just messin' with ya. I'm bored....my kids are still in bed, and I'm trying to figure out what to wear to my sons graduation tonite. I have to call my friend to see if I can borrow her shoes but I don't wanna wake her up. So I'm talking to you..... | |
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RaggDoll said: I'm trying to figure out what to wear to my sons graduation tonite.
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Ace said: RaggDoll said: I'm trying to figure out what to wear to my sons graduation tonite.
No, I have a dress, and then realised at like 4 this morning that I didn't get shoes! Damnit! And it's kinda outta my budget since I went mad and bought 3 more bathing suits this week.  | |
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RaggDoll said: Ace said:
No, I have a dress, and then realised at like 4 this morning that I didn't get shoes! Damnit! And it's kinda outta my budget since I went mad and bought 3 more bathing suits this week. Just go barefoot..  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F.  | |
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RaggDoll said: Ace said:
No, I have a dress, and then realised at like 4 this morning that I didn't get shoes! Damnit! And it's kinda outta my budget since I went mad and bought 3 more bathing suits this week.
If you were MacGyver, you'd fashion the bathing suits into a pair of shoes (or so I'm told, I never watched MacGyver - I just heard the jokes). | |
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Ace said: RaggDoll said:
No, I have a dress, and then realised at like 4 this morning that I didn't get shoes! Damnit! And it's kinda outta my budget since I went mad and bought 3 more bathing suits this week.
If you were MacGyver, you'd fashion the bathing suits into a pair of shoes (or so I'm told, I never watched MacGyver - I just heard the jokes). It took me a while to figure out who the hell you were talking about.....thats not how I woulda chose to spell Mcgyver. I never watched any of those shows....McGyver, Quntam Leap, Magnum PI. Hey how bout the new simple life coming out. I'm stoked. (I'm trying to get this back on topic for ya, hence the word STOKED) | |
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RaggDoll said: Ace said:
If you were MacGyver, you'd fashion the bathing suits into a pair of shoes (or so I'm told, I never watched MacGyver - I just heard the jokes). It took me a while to figure out who the hell you were talking about.....thats not how I woulda chose to spell Mcgyver. I never watched any of those shows....McGyver, Quntam Leap, Magnum PI. Hey how bout the new simple life coming out. I'm stoked. (I'm trying to get this back on topic for ya, hence the word STOKED) Thanks.
What station is TSL on now? | |
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wrong thread [Edited 5/19/07 5:14am] | |
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Ace said: Even though I quit a year-and-a-half ago, when the weather gets nice, I occasionally think about having a cigarette. But, knowing that smoking one is like one drink for an alcoholic, I push the thought out of my mind. Don't want no electronic voicebox.
Don't want no electronic Don't want no electronic Don't want no electronic voiceboxed, short dick man! :gilettesingingthroughatracheotomyhole: it takes 18 years for nicotine to get out of the body. it's a more addictive substance than crack, heroin, cocaine..and the cigarette companies know it | |
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