There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."
The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian,
I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him".
"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him !!!!?"

"I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it!!!"

nice!

That's a great one!

Nice idea

Shes a genius

A man dies and goes to heaven.

God greets him, looks at his chart & says
"My son.... I kept sending you one good woman after another,
& you weren't faithful to a single one."

"Well, God" he said " I've been meaning to ask you about that. Why, Lord, did you have to make women so beautiful?"

God replied, "So that you would love them."

"But why did you have to make women so dumb?" the man asked.

"So that they would love you."

Illustrator said:

women are always smart, men are just to dumb to realize it.

mostbeautifulgrlntheworld said:

You forgot to start your sentence with a capital letter.....

Sowhat said:

Yeah,
but as with most women,
she didn't forget her period.

Illustrator said:

Oh damn....