A while back I started a thread telling the org of my secret weakness for juicey delicious fried chicken...and here in Cleveland, Ohio, the best I'd found was Churches.... holy crap did people lose their minds in telling me how greasy and gross their chicken was... you all ALMOST ruined it for me... almost... I will gratefully accept an challenges for tastier chicken.... somebody? Anybody? Dammit I am fuckin' hungry!!!!

This is going to end up being the most harmful thread that he org has ever experienced. I am absolutely certain about this.

LazarusHeart said:

Oh go buy the bloody franchise already

Instead of fried chicken,
all my church serves its parishnors
is a bunch a tripe.

Make it stop, oh lord!

Illustrator said:

Ocean said:

Why don't you go back to the little town you came from... what was it again? Oh yeah.... Taumata­whakatangihanga­koauau­o­tamatea­turipukaka pikimaunga ­horo­nuku­pokaiwhenua­kitana­tahu and eat yer damn Koala kabobs....

pardonme4livin said:

Kabobs
Oh and bite me!!

I recall back in middle school (in Cleveland, incidentally), there was a rumor that Churches Fried Chicken was owned by the Ku Klux Klan and that they injected the chicken with all sorts of crazy chemicals to sterilize and/or kill black folk.

So eat all that greasy bird you want, pardonme4living. But when your kids grow up to look like this, don't say I didn't warn you...

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NOOOOOooooo!

pardonme4livin said:

haha havent been to churches in forever.but last time the one i went to was JANKITY in general! if u get 3 peice strips they give u something more like "3 peice scraps" .and i seen they would cut one peice of chicken in half and call it a two peice meal. seriously

OMG when I lived in Indianapolis there was a chruches down the street from my house There was also a popeye's not to far from it...love them to...now in Seattle, I don't have anything like it.

oh my god.

Church's!!!!

There is a Church's two blocks from where I work. I only allow myself to eat it once in a while.

1sexymf said:

keep away from that shit, didn't u see the dude above

eraclito said:

I'll remember that the next time I get the urge.

chicken with bones is the grossest thing ever, after seafood.

DexMSR said:

exactly! i don't know why he chose to bring this back up again
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Well i like Churches Chicken too, but I hate the service more. I swear every Church's chicken i've been to has been slow as hell. And the workers don't even care that you are turning into a skeleton by the time they are done with your order. the last time i went there which was a few years ago, they took so long with my order that I could have jumped back behind the counter and fried the chicken myself.
[Edited 5/16/07 10:24am]

Never had a Church's in santa barbara, we use to have a "Pioneer Chicken" here when I was growing up....are those still around? anyone have one in their city?
I grew up on Pioneer Chicken, my Mom worked 2 jobs.

Christopher said:

*DEAD FOREVER*

I'm gonna orgNote you!

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