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Girls farting in bed Silent...but deadly "Waiting to be banned" | |
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You strike me as a habitual farter Apples...you've got that "i fart..so what?" face "Waiting to be banned" | |
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liberation said: You strike me as a habitual farter Apples...you've got that "i fart..so what?" face
Um...where did you get that idea? | |
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I didn't know they were even capable. | |
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It's one of the 7 deadly sins. | |
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girls fart too????
hell yeah they do!!! Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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my cousin set me up on a blind date. "Take her out, she's nice, she's pretty.."
so I did. Knowing my cousin would get feedback on how I behaved, I took the girl to City Island, for a lobster dinner. There was no chemistry, but I was determined to be the perfect gentleman. After dinner, I was driving the girl home, and she farted in the car. Silent but deadly. There was no second date. | |
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One of my girlfriend demands that her boyfriends accept that when she farts, no smells come out, only a little poof of pink sparkles. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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my grandma always said
'Shit the bed!' | |
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"It wasn't me" she said
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BlackAdder7 said: my cousin set me up on a blind date. "Take her out, she's nice, she's pretty.."
so I did. Knowing my cousin would get feedback on how I behaved, I took the girl to City Island, for a lobster dinner. There was no chemistry, but I was determined to be the perfect gentleman. After dinner, I was driving the girl home, and she farted in the car. Silent but deadly. There was no second date. that reminds me of this commerical. http://www.metacafe.com/w...date_fart/ | |
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liberation said: You strike me as a habitual farter Apples...you've got that "i fart..so what?" face
Dude...you have no idea how funny that is. "ANDREA!!! That's disgusting!" | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: One of my girlfriend demands that her boyfriends accept that when she farts, no smells come out, only a little poof of pink sparkles.
pink sparkles | |
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brownsugar said: HereToRockYourWorld said: One of my girlfriend demands that her boyfriends accept that when she farts, no smells come out, only a little poof of pink sparkles.
pink sparkles Is that what pixie dust is? | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: One of my girlfriend demands that her boyfriends accept that when she farts, no smells come out, only a little poof of pink sparkles.
Well, we all know that girls don't poop, so that makes sense. | |
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as long as its not when i am eating, i dont care
and sneeze properly while you are at it too, i dont get why women want to be so neat and petite... are you ready for submission
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eraclito said: as long as its not when i am eating, i dont care
and sneeze properly while you are at it too, i dont get why women want to be so neat and petite... ok so lets see properly means what? just doin it? obviously covoring your mouth correct? nice and loud no holdin back? Poppys, daisys life is crazy | |
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if Im not sleeping and someone else is in bed with me.. I try not to fart in bed.. specialy if the rooms warm and not under covers Poppys, daisys life is crazy | |
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meggy said: eraclito said: as long as its not when i am eating, i dont care
and sneeze properly while you are at it too, i dont get why women want to be so neat and petite... ok so lets see properly means what? just doin it? obviously covoring your mouth correct? nice and loud no holdin back? yeah, none of that holding it in girly sneeze... are you ready for submission
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meggy said: if Im not sleeping and someone else is in bed with me.. I try not to fart in bed.. specialy if the rooms warm and not under covers
i always thought you were very considerate... are you ready for submission
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eraclito said: meggy said: if Im not sleeping and someone else is in bed with me.. I try not to fart in bed.. specialy if the rooms warm and not under covers
i always thought you were very considerate... me? considerate? no way Poppys, daisys life is crazy | |
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I will fart in your general direction Poppys, daisys life is crazy | |
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I remember once i was watching the love of my life sleep, she was all snuggled up on her side with hair everywhere and i was propped up on one elbow watching her. I told her "I love you"....she looked so angelic laying there.....as the words left my lips she loosed one..... | |
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I actually had a boyfriend who demanded that I not fart ever.
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gemini13 said: I actually had a boyfriend who demanded that I not fart ever.
and did you just dump him? I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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SnakePeel said: liberation said: You strike me as a habitual farter Apples...you've got that "i fart..so what?" face
Dude...you have no idea how funny that is. "ANDREA!!! That's disgusting!" I was waiting for you to see this...I can't believe my mother was actually quoted on the Org! | |
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I don't care if she farts, since I always fart, so my farts cover hers. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: gemini13 said: I actually had a boyfriend who demanded that I not fart ever.
and did you just dump him? He's my daughter's father, so no, not as soon as I should have. | |
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Whatever you do, don't pull the "covered wagon" trick! Wanna hear me sing? www.ChampagneHoneybee.com | |
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