i think everyone knows that im straight...

except for this woman am my work who is CONVINCED that i am gay

violett said:

Then CONVINCE her that you're not. Sleep with her man!!

Chico319 said:

Or she could "sleep with" me, videotape it and show the woman the best scenes.

IceNine said:

That'll work too!!

sack chaser all the way baby.
i hope ppl know i'm straight

IceNine said:

id consider that

well heres the funniest part of it...everytime she turns around...theres a nother reason for her think so...like the other night..she was putting something in my trunk...and my trunk was empty...except for this gay source phone book (which i acquired from my old part time job..which was i worked with aids patients...and most of my co-workers and the residnets were gay...so there was always alotta stuff like that lying around at the job) anyway...she opened my trunk...looked at the ph book...loooked at me... did on of those...and im like...whatever...think whatever you want...

violett said:

You would consider it? Let's set this thing up!

IceNine said:

Chico runs to get video camera and his director's chair! ACTION!!!

IceNine said:

what? you coming to minneapolis soon??

people think i am straight but i am not, dammit!I don't do all the gay stuff, sorry. I only got 53% on the gay test. Some straight men scored higher.

I like watching that show about the straight people, what's it called? The one with the girl from Romy & Michelle? Sometimes I watch that show and it's so funny that sometimes it makes me want to BE straight. And then that "Sex & the City" show captures heterosexual life really well, too - I'm glad there are shows out there representing the heterosexual lifestyle - it's easy to feel marginalized sometimes.

This is an old thread. But guess what I am still straight. And I have still have friends that are gay. And although they still know I like women they still wish I ... need I say more?

pejman said:

Come here you little bitch!

Nobody knows I am straight, not even me, or Jehovah!

I was gay for the first 20 years of my life. Now I am straight because I went in a different direction.

I never understood gay guys who have a thing for straight guys, as if the act of getting one of the het'rahs in bed would win you a stuffed panda or something.

Here's a little secret: It ain't such a big challenge. Guys are horny pigs. We'll stick it in ANYTHING if we're desperate enough. Don't even act like I'm wrong! And it's not a gay thing, it's a horny guy thing. There's what a guy WANTS to have sex with, and then there's what a guy is WILLING to have sex with. The truth can get kind of ugly.

And for those few straight guys with proud self-restraint, I say huzzah to you, and pass the lube!

I always look at straight guys as being like really super butch lesbians or something - they're outta my league and I'm outta theirs, and once that's out of the way we can get along without wondering who's looking at whose ass.

nobody knows I'm straight. I try to keep it pretty hush-hush. it would be so embarrasing if my employer or family found out!

AaronSuperior said:

AaronSuperior said:

Nice one!

Anxiety said:

I obviously know much less about being a gay man than gay men, but I always thought that might make more sense (as if that's what it's all about!).

My roommate is in no way attracted to feminine men. He's attracted to straight or "straight acting" men... doesn't it make sense? If you wanted someone feminine, wouldn't you be a bit more interested in girls? If not, does that make it purely physical?

I'm attracted to men and women, the men being less macho and the women being feminine. I'm feminine myself. Trying to make sense of all this is giving me a headache.


Obviously it depends on the person...

Do I just sound like a dumbass?

INSATIABLE said:

That's all you've ever sounded like.

Cloudbuster said:

slut!

INSATIABLE said:

That's right, spank my ass, baby!

Cloudbuster said: