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Ariel you must be very bored  
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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To maintain the aircraft's equilibrium, we ask that passengers refrain from riding the baloney pony too vigorously during flight.
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"To avoid being overwhelmed by a foul odor, be sure that the commode lid is shut before your female partner is seated. If the commode is closed and you are still overwhelmed by a foul odor during cunnilingus, we suggest your partner review basic hygiene procedures. Unfortunately, due to space considerations, an in-flight bidet is not available."
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Intercourse – Sitting on Sink
Avoid activating the faucet in this position or you’ll end up with an extra large wet spot.  | |
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evenstar3 said: Intercourse – Sitting on Sink
Avoid activating the faucet in this position or you’ll end up with an extra large wet spot. You and I should join the mile high club.  | |
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Spookymuffin said: evenstar3 said: Intercourse – Sitting on Sink
Avoid activating the faucet in this position or you’ll end up with an extra large wet spot. You and I should join the mile high club.  i dunno, i'm not a big fan of small spaces. | |
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evenstar3 said: Spookymuffin said: You and I should join the mile high club. i dunno, i'm not a big fan of small spaces.We'll just fuck in the aisles then. Or get first class seats. | |
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Spookymuffin said: evenstar3 said: i dunno, i'm not a big fan of small spaces.We'll just fuck in the aisles then. Or get first class seats. | |
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Spookymuffin said: evenstar3 said: i dunno, i'm not a big fan of small spaces.We'll just fuck in the aisles then. Or get first class seats. Just make sure that it's not during lunch time. You don't want to get run over by the food cart.  | |
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