How do you like it? with a cockring? a finger up your butt? tasting your own goo? dry or lubed? are you into suffocation? electro-shock? cock n ball torture?

what's your thing?

Beast said:

I like to slam my cock in a car door and then slap my balls in a hot waffle iron before really getting at it...

Am I a pervert?

I like to use varius condimints and add a little flava. Katsup ain't kool its like blood sour cream and guackamowlie work tho sometimes i strangle it with string

IceNine said:

no, not at all. i like to jam knitting needles into my taint. it really gets me off, man...

Beast said:

i hope you pick up lots of tips, dearest. you're going to need them. such topics you choose to discuss today.

Sage said:

you're the one slobbering all over the Dell kid

Sage said:

Ooooh!

Beast said:

COOL!

I have been experimenting with letting neighborhood dogs chew on my blood-engorged member before I go at it... I have only been arrested twice, so I suppose that it is successful.

IceNine said:

cani watch

LowDown said:

As long as you are not dressed up in a fucking dog suit...

IceNine said:

i prefer kittens. they're teeth are much sharper and pointier. really gets the juices flowing.

LowDown said:

your profile

Beast said:

Thanks for the tip!!!

Here's a tip for you... you can really get yourself in the mood if you scrape your nuts with a cheese grater before letting the dog or cat chew on your cock.

Don't forget who fucking told you this!

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[This message was edited Thu Sep 19 8:27:13 PDT 2002 by IceNine]

Why masterbate when you have cats and peanut butter?

Beast said:

yeh that i am nota fan i stillhavent gottin my cristalball cd

IceNine said:

i've been using a box cutter to slice up my sack. but a cheese grater, you say? interesting. i'll check that out.

Beast said:

The box cutter is FAR too clean... the cheese grater will take divots out of your nutsack... You can see how much more desirable that is, right?

IceNine said:

you are a fucking genius!!!11!!!

Beast said:

cuz it 'taint your balls and it 'taint your ass!

Personally, i like to masturbate into my roommate's open mouth while he's sleeping and then run like hell when he wakes up...we love doing practical jokes on eachother, we're just like that.
My fav is taking a big juicy, diarrhea dump and not flushing--and then call him to have him look at "something broken in the bathroom" and then pull the door shut locking him in with my funky butt odor. If he pulls on the door handle, he can't cover his nose!! hahahahahahahaha!
"That's what friends are for..."

Hi Alex! Hi Maria!

Beast said:

Thank you!

I will tell you about interesting things to do with mousetraps and BB guns soon...

Oh Aaron's stars and garters, what pain!

rdhull said:

Seriously, i went out drinking with my girlfriend and 2 other couples about 3 weeks ago.
After about 3 shots and a few drinks her best friend-who has 2 dobermans- tells us she got her carpets cleaned recently and the guys who moved her couch found an open peanut butter jar under her couch.
After i gave her a puzzled look, she added because she eats it by the spoonful. I totally-semi kiddingly- gave her crap about her putting it on her cootchie for her dogs to lick off and her face lit up, and then totally denied it--but she gave herself away for a few drunken seconds.

We all laughed it off, but my GF and i are convinced she has the dog munching her carpet when her BF's not around!!

Mr. Christian:RE: Dogs and Peanut Butter



That's nasty!!!

Beast said:

OHWEE IS THAT SOME TORTURE FOR YO ASS?:WHIP::NONO:

CherryMoon said:

Don't knock it til you try it, CM. I would think the thickness of the peanut butter would allow the lickee enought time to get their jif on.

Ok, people, I'm a veterinary tech, and seeing the things that dogs eat I think it's pretty freakin appalling that anybody would even let the thought cross their MIND of letting that tongue go there. . .a short list of things I've known dogs to have eaten:

*thier own vomit
*their own poo
*cat vomit/hairballs
*cat poo/litter
*garbage in varrying states of decay
*dead squirrels/birds/whatever
*used tampons/pads
*dirty undergarments
*diapers
*bloody fur/gauze/whatever

Not to mention the fact that most people don't brush their dogs' teeth or get dentistry done often enough, so the infected rotting teeth in their mouths have enough bacteria oozing out to kill small mammals.

Makes the cheese grater not sound so very bad in comparison! So I really hope everybody is joking, and if you weren't, I hope I just made you vomit.

Doves,
Mel!ssa

tackam said:

You're getting me all worked up...anything else they eat?! Oh, i'm almost there!
Just kidding...although it is a widely known that dogs have cleaner mouthes than humans. That said, i have never done this, and don't plan on it anytime soon.(but i understand... )