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I have now won the award for worst joke thread in the history of the Org. OMG it's a stool sampler | |
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What did one fly say to the other fly?
Is this stool taken? My Legacy
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NDRU said: What did one fly say to the other fly?
Is this stool taken? stupid | |
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Feel Good, Feel Better, Feel Wonderful | |
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The Golden Stool is considered to be so sacred that no person whatsoever is allowed to sit upon it. In March 1900, the governor of the Gold Coast, Sir Frederick Hodgson went to Kumasi to demand the surrender of the stool. “Where is the Golden Stool”, he asked “Why am I not sitting on the Golden Stool at this moment?.. Why did you not take the opportunity of my coming to Kumasi to bring the Golden Stool, to give it to me to sit upon..?” This was a tactless and terrible mistake arising out of complete ignorance of the symbolism of the stool. the Golden Stool was not a kingly throne, but the resting-place of the nation’s soul. The speech was heard in silence. When the assembly broke up, every man went home and prepared for war. The Ashantis have always been proud of the uniqueness of the Golden Stool when the king of Gyaman, called Adinkra, made a golden stool for himself, the Asantehene was so annoyed that he led an army against Gyaman. Adinkra was totally defeated near Bontuku, and his head cut off. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Anxiety said: NDRU said: What did one fly say to the other fly?
Is this stool taken? stupid can't go wrong with stool jokes! My Legacy
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NDRU said: Anxiety said: stupid can't go wrong with stool jokes! i think "wrong" is the only direction available with stool jokes. | |
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looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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how many more days till Anx comes back? | |
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Yo, why do I feel drawn to this thread somehow? | |
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jerseykrs said: see, they're like pictures of stools that you sit on, and it's supposed to be like a SAMPLING, and...oh, screw it, i'm sorry | |
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