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Pot Brownie Cop Avoids Charges (video) 
This is probably one of the craziest news stories of the year. I live about 5 blocks away from Dearborn Police Headquarters. Its a bit of a hometown disgrace but its still funny as hell. If you guys havent heard this story yet, click here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18587902/ There is a video attached that includes the 911 recording.  | |
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He's a COP and he fucking called 911 and said, "I think we're dying. I don't know, we made brownies. And I think we're dead, I really do. Time is going by really, really, really, really slow." 
LMMFAO! The Normal Whores Club | |
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You cant make this $hit up. | |
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Okay  seriously though
the got off any and all possible charges ?  | |
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"we're dead"
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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wow | |
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Mach said: Okay
seriously though
the got off any and all possible charges ? Yes.  He can arrest people and put them in jail for possession, but he can turn around and steal the shit for his personal use and get off with no repercussions.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Mach said: Okay
seriously though
the got off any and all possible charges ? Yes. He can arrest people and put them in jail for possession, but he can turn around and steal the shit for his personal use and get off with no repercussions. | |
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FunkMistress said: Yes. He can arrest people and put them in jail for possession, but he can turn around and steal the shit for his personal use and get off with no repercussions. This situation happens way too often. | |
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Saw this last night on AC 360. Anderson's follow-up was hysterical, too. | |
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FunkMistress said: He's a COP and he fucking called 911 and said, "I think we're dying. I don't know, we made brownies. And I think we're dead, I really do. Time is going by really, really, really, really slow."
LMMFAO!  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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dreamfactory313 said: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18587902/
This article leaves out the part where he asks the operator the score of the Red Wings game. | |
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Ace said: dreamfactory313 said: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18587902/
This article leaves out the part where he asks the operator the score of the Red Wings game. I died laughing when I heard that. The operator was like, "WHAT???"
Here's a direct link to the 911 operator recording, w/ some commentary from MSNBC: http://video.msn.com/v/us...87902/&fg= Oh yeah, btw... GO WINGS!!!!!  | |
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"Time is going by really, realy, really, really slowly."  | |
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dreamfactory313 said: Here's a direct link to the 911 operator recording, w/ some commentary from MSNBC: http://video.msn.com/v/us...87902/&fg=
Oh, okay...I checked out a little too early. It's still a little clipped at the end, though. That said, "I don't know; I'm not a Red Wings fan." [Edited 5/16/07 11:54am] | |
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Ace said: dreamfactory313 said: Here's a direct link to the 911 operator recording, w/ some commentary from MSNBC: http://video.msn.com/v/us...87902/&fg=
Oh, okay...I checked out a little too early. It's still a little clipped at the end, though. That said, "I don't know; I'm not a Red Wings fan."
[Edited 5/16/07 11:54am] Theres a clip from YouTube too: http://www.youtube.com/wa...o6VcZh7quM | |
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dreamfactory313 said: Ace said: Oh, okay...I checked out a little too early. It's still a little clipped at the end, though. That said, "I don't know; I'm not a Red Wings fan."
[Edited 5/16/07 11:54am] Theres a clip from YouTube too: http://www.youtube.com/wa...o6VcZh7quM
absolute classic! and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Mach said: Okay
seriously though
the got off any and all possible charges ? That's what I'm saying. That bastartd should be in court. I live in Dearborn too and the Dearborn police department has had a bad reputation for having assholes as officers. Snakepeel and I had a run-in with them ourselves once. I think it's awesome that the world is finally finding out what bafoons are running our PD here. | |
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Hilarious. But Christ, I'll never do pot brownies again. I ended up in the ER.
 Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: Hilarious. But Christ, I'll never do pot brownies again. I ended up in the ER.
Youve done pot brownies?? | |
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1.) I KNEW those MFers kept that shit.
2.) "What's the score of the Red Wings game?" They was eating the chronic, yo.a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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I saw this last night on the news, he started asking about the baseball score or something. That shit was hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing. | |
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statuesqque said: I saw this last night on the news, he started asking about the baseball score or something. That shit was hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing.
The entire 911 call is on YouTube now. http://www.youtube.com/wa...G41fk-9ks8 | |
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