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great laws from the great state of Tennessee aside from steve mcnair being arrested for DUI by consent....
----- Found in online so who knows how true any of it is ... but for kicks: SOME OTHER LAWS FROM THE GREAT STATE OF TENNESSEE You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. Hollow logs may not be sold. More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel. It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. "Crimes against nature" are prohibited. Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature. Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state. Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law. 
Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging. No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day. Driving is not to be done while asleep. It is legal to gather and consume roadkill. Interracial marriages are illegal. Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor. It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer. It is illegal to place tacks on a highway. Skunks may not be carried into the state. | |
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Fury said: Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
Thats just so the police can check out the photos of evidence  18 August 2007, O2 Arena, London
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You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
Don't these two contradict each other?
"Crimes againsat nature" are prohibited Hollow logs may not be sold.
That's why people sell the logs with skunks in 'em. Cuz, then, technically, they're not hollow.
Skunks may not be sold into the state. While the skunks are laughing their stinky tails off, for being able to get a free pass in, due to a technicallity. More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel. But isn't this why Tennesse has so many hollowed out logs?
Also, that's why in Tennessee, hookers who hang out in bunches of 9 or more always solicit on the side of the highway. It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. Even if the fish is in a moving automobile?
Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature. But I hear that they allowed to save one for you.
Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state. This mostly applies to the winner. This law is kind of a moot point to the loser.
Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law. And yet Tennessee is still leads the nation in the amount of cancer-throat cases.
Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging. With the exception of if you're using it to chase down one of those goddamn whales in a moving vehicle.
No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day. That's why, on Easter Sunday, almost all of the hookers' patrons are Jews & aetheists.
Driving is not to be done while asleep. This isn't so much for your own safety as it is for the fact that this is the way alot of those goddamn whales get away.
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill. Particularly,
if the road kill is mostly made up of the whalebits that have been splattered after you shoot one off the road. Interracial marriages are illegal. This is just to insure that today's younger generation doesn't break Tennessian tradition by marrying someone who isn't a sibling.
Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor. With the exception of
if the minor is whale, and you're trying to tattoo his ass using a shotgun. It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer. The sentencing is even more severe when it's a triple-dog dare.
It is illegal to place tacks on a highway. See response to the horse-stealing law.[Edited 5/11/07 17:22pm] | |
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