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PrintableCarrieMpls said: Mine is boring.
It was in a bedroom, at my boyfriend's house. Someone walked in without bothering to knock.  mine is boringer, we were doing it and wally walked in to go to our bathroom, but didn't even notice us there, we said  to him "mummy and daddy are trying to sleep!"  | |
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ZombieKitten said: we were doing it and wally walked in to go to our bathroom, but didn't even notice us there, we said
to him "mummy and daddy are trying to sleep!" Wally found you 
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PANDURITO said: ZombieKitten said: we were doing it and wally walked in to go to our bathroom, but didn't even notice us there, we said
to him "mummy and daddy are trying to sleep!" Wally found you
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ZombieKitten said: CarrieMpls said: Mine is boring.
It was in a bedroom, at my boyfriend's house. Someone walked in without bothering to knock. mine is boringer, we were doing it and wally walked in to go to our bathroom, but didn't even notice us there, we said to him "mummy and daddy are trying to sleep!" |
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nowhere terribly imaginative - just in a bedroom being used as a coatroom at a party in college. some drunk goth guy stumbled in while we were doing our thing and he said "oh don't mind me, i'm just going to pass out on everyone's coats". and then he passed out on everyone's coats. and then we got back to work. ah, college... | |
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ok i have a long ass list:
1) i got caught in the girl's bedroom, by her mum, when i was 15. suffice to say, i wasn't allowed round there to study anymore. they were protective parents to begin with, and i dont think they liked that i had their teenage daughter bent over on her desk, instead of studying at it. 2) i got caught by another girl's brother and sister who just staight up walked into her bedroom. she was riding me on my lap, whilst i was sitting on her bed, luckily she had a long hippy skirt on and it covered everything. they were young and dumb enough to believe we were cuddling. 3) lets just say i am banned from the libary 4) lets just say i am banned from the county park 5) i got caught by the police in a multistory carpark, in the stairwell. we had just that second finished and i was pulling up my pants, obviously they heard the noises and were running up the stairs. the girl was flushed from coming and frightened stiff by the sight of the police, they pulled her aside and asked her if she was alright. i realised then that they thought i was raping her, obviously she said she was good, and it turned out okay, but we were asked to leave the carpark. which was a bitch, because i wanted to do some shopping. lol 6) i think i am also banned from all number 256 buses. .. are you ready for submission
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unlucky7 said: DexMSR said: Having Sex??
In my college days my girlfriend and I were getting down out in the soccer field and security just WALKED UP on us. No warning...no flashing the light. In no way did he even attempt to make himself known until he was directly over top of us. My girl tapped me on my shoulder and there I see two feet to my left right at my shoulder. He said...."What do you two think you are doing?" I looked up and said...."What does it look like we're doing and why are you right on top of us like this?" He told us to find another place and just walked away! Blue Balls by a voyeur rent-a-cop!!!  That's kind of disturbing that he was on top of you guys like that...must have been watching since it started..kidding. Yeah man....for some reason when in public...I always get the freak cop or security who would rather watch than bust me! I was in Jacksonville a few months ago and security just walks up on us at the pool late LATE night! He just stood about ten feet away and when changing positions he decides to make a slight noise to make his presence known after about a HALF HOUR! Maybe they are taking notes! Or just don't get any their damn selves! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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eraclito said: ok i have a long ass list:
1) i got caught in the girl's bedroom, by her mum, when i was 15. suffice to say, i wasn't allowed round there to study anymore. they were protective parents to begin with, and i dont think they liked that i had their teenage daughter bent over on her desk, instead of studying at it. 2) i got caught by another girl's brother and sister who just staight up walked into her bedroom. she was riding me on my lap, whilst i was sitting on her bed, luckily she had a long hippy skirt on and it covered everything. they were young and dumb enough to believe we were cuddling. 3) lets just say i am banned from the libary 4) lets just say i am banned from the county park 5) i got caught by the police in a multistory carpark, in the stairwell. we had just that second finished and i was pulling up my pants, obviously they heard the noises and were running up the stairs. the girl was flushed from coming and frightened stiff by the sight of the police, they pulled her aside and asked her if she was alright. i realised then that they thought i was raping her, obviously she said she was good, and it turned out okay, but we were asked to leave the carpark. which was a bitch, because i wanted to do some shopping. lol 6) i think i am also banned from all number 256 buses. .. get a job! a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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Stax said: eraclito said: ok i have a long ass list:
1) i got caught in the girl's bedroom, by her mum, when i was 15. suffice to say, i wasn't allowed round there to study anymore. they were protective parents to begin with, and i dont think they liked that i had their teenage daughter bent over on her desk, instead of studying at it. 2) i got caught by another girl's brother and sister who just staight up walked into her bedroom. she was riding me on my lap, whilst i was sitting on her bed, luckily she had a long hippy skirt on and it covered everything. they were young and dumb enough to believe we were cuddling. 3) lets just say i am banned from the libary 4) lets just say i am banned from the county park 5) i got caught by the police in a multistory carpark, in the stairwell. we had just that second finished and i was pulling up my pants, obviously they heard the noises and were running up the stairs. the girl was flushed from coming and frightened stiff by the sight of the police, they pulled her aside and asked her if she was alright. i realised then that they thought i was raping her, obviously she said she was good, and it turned out okay, but we were asked to leave the carpark. which was a bitch, because i wanted to do some shopping. lol 6) i think i am also banned from all number 256 buses. .. get a job! excuse me? if u said get a room, i might have understood, at a stretch  ....
i am quite sure there isn't much correllation between my insatiable thirst for sex and my employment status... but for the record, i do have a job  are you ready for submission
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eraclito said: Stax said: get a job! excuse me? if u said get a room, i might have understood, at a stretch ....
i am quite sure there isn't much correllation between my insatiable thirst for sex and my employment status... but for the record, i do have a job  a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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Stax said: eraclito said: excuse me? if u said get a room, i might have understood, at a stretch ....
i am quite sure there isn't much correllation between my insatiable thirst for sex and my employment status... but for the record, i do have a job damn... another jealous brotha, did i mack on your sister or something?  are you ready for submission
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eraclito said: Stax said: damn... another jealous brotha, did i mack on your sister or something? a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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Stax said: eraclito said: damn... another jealous brotha, did i mack on your sister or something? i was certain i didnt mess around with your sister... are you ready for submission
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eraclito said: Stax said: i was certain i didnt mess around with your sister... me too. a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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Stax said: eraclito said: i was certain i didnt mess around with your sister... me too. so you are not jealous and you aren't defending your sisters virginity so why else would you be a pussy mf'er and make that stupid post? oh
... [Edited 5/10/07 7:15am] are you ready for submission
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eraclito said: Stax said: me too. so you are not jealous and you aren't defending your sisters virginity so why else would you be a pussy mf'er and make that stupid post? oh
... [Edited 5/10/07 7:15am]  wtf?a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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Stax said: eraclito said: so you are not jealous and you aren't defending your sisters virginity so why else would you be a pussy mf'er and make that stupid post? oh
... [Edited 5/10/07 7:15am] wtf?am i over reacting again
sorry... are you ready for submission
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eraclito said: Stax said: wtf?am i over reacting again
sorry... no worries my studly friend. a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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Stax said: eraclito said: am i over reacting again
sorry... no worries my studly friend. STUDLY!!!!! 
just kidding are you ready for submission
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In a park.. a man passed by walking his dog
In a field .. another man walked past with his dog.. (different parts of the country, unless that man is stalking me)
On the beach on a sun lounger on holiday, we were too much into it and had an audience 
Over a picnic bench In a bar the bouncer threw us out lol In a nightclub 
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statuesqque said: FunkMistress said: Um, honey, that's why. oh, I know... bastids. I'm sure they probably stood there for a while before doing the Protect and Serve thing. I think your mistaken there they are only after you if you break the law | |
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oldpurple said: statuesqque said: oh, I know... bastids. I'm sure they probably stood there for a while before doing the Protect and Serve thing. I think your mistaken there they are only after you if you break the law oh, right.. like PDA is against the law? I was just showing affection. | |
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veronikka said: Caught by security in the back seat of a car, we were in an area where there were a lot of office building and since it was after hours we thought we were ok but we forgot about security. Our clothes were off but we had not even gotten started. Funny thing is we had sex in the back seat of a car many times in places where we were more likely to get caught and never did and when we least expected it we get caught.
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pardonme4livin said: veronikka said: Caught by security in the back seat of a car, we were in an area where there were a lot of office building and since it was after hours we thought we were ok but we forgot about security. Our clothes were off but we had not even gotten started. Funny thing is we had sex in the back seat of a car many times in places where we were more likely to get caught and never did and when we least expected it we get caught.
Been there done that.....now I am OVER it Yeah me too that was some time ago[Edited 5/12/07 12:03pm] Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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just kissing a cute german on some stairs by some bushes at Les Halles in Paris, the police interrupted us and told us to get going
I guess you have to go to the park or La Seine to make out in Paris...what is that city for, if you can't make out in public? | |
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Never been caught. Maybe it's because I don't get to do it enough. | |
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Never been caught. Had a close call in a park, but that's it. I think another time in another park we were being watched though.
Oh well, whatever. | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: No comment!in short, u have been caught too... lol are you ready for submission
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