Was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child
and demand a ransom.

She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote
this note:

"I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money.
Leave $10,000 in a plain brown paper bag behind the big oak tree in the
park at 7 AM."

Signed,
"The Blonde"

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.

The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown paper
bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.

Inside the bag was the following note:

"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."

I can't believe it either!

Just e-mailed it to a few of my favorite female blonde friends.

One of them sent me a reply and told me she didn't get it.

JediTodd said:

Paraprasing a well-known blonde-joke punchline,
give her til Sunday.

Y'all know why some women have bruises around their belly button, right?

Teacher said:

I give up.
Why?

Illustrator said:

Cos there are blonde guys, too.

Teacher said:

I'll post the laughing emoticon on Sunday.

Illustrator said:

You'll prolly forget though cos you're blonde.

Teacher said:

lol!