NDRU said:

I would think that two dudes fucking the shit outta one girl is as hetero as it gets.

Especially if they do a lot of high fiving during it.

JustErin said:

they did it like that on nip/tuck once.

Anxiety said:

It's more like two men choosing to use the same urinal at the same time, something I wouldn't do even if I really needed to pee and so did my best friend.

But I'm not saying you need to be a gay man to have two-men-one-woman sex. The woman pretty much rules out homosexuality, I'd say.

JustErin said:

eww! touch a boy's hand?

I didn't say it wasn't hetero, just that it's different than using a public restroom.
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NDRU said:

depends on what everyone's into really, isn't it?

Anxiety said:

Awesome.

I really like that show but never remember when it's on.

Anxiety said:

well, using a public restroom isn't really avoidable, but threesomes often are

NDRU said:

a threesome where someone doesn't like going to the bathroom on someone else is usually possible too, i think.

Anxiety said:

if not unavoidable

NDRU said:

if it's unavoidable then i must have a lucky streak a damn mile wide, becau...





eh








"unavoidable", you say? interesting!

DreZone said:

I don't really want a threesome but it's the question...what if I could do this?


Oh by the way, this is the post of the fuckin year. Dre and his "ethical crisis" and he does them anyway

Thank you NDRU, you saved me a lot of typing. Comparing a woman to a urinal in the first place tells me something – yeeeesh.



Hearing what other people have gone through has brought me to my conclusion on the matter.


Here is ONE example:

A co-workers cousin tested her man when he asked her for a threesome. When he asked her she told him “yeah, male/male/female” he said “al--right”. Her man just wanted to talk her into female/female/male action, and thought if he said yes to this then she would say yes later to what he wanted. Keep in mind this girl flew threw guys and wasn’t “serious” with this one. They went ahead with m/m/f action, and when it came down to doing the deed she told them to kiss, and do everything a man would expect two women to do while in that situation. She told them what to do, and watched telling her man the whole time that if he kept going a little further with the other man that she would eventually join in. She never did, but her man ended up getting it in the bum that night!



The girl was twisted up like a pretzed but she taught me a good lesson in the games that go on. He didn't expect that, and surprizingly I guess he ended up liking it because he asked her if they could do it again!

Craziness.

allstatenorthside said:

That's what I thought when I first heard about this statuesqque.

Like someone had made it up to get a reaction or something.

Her dad was a pastor of their local church, and I thought maybe she was trying to get back at him or something by acting like this.

Her sister was two years older and just as wild.

allstatenorthside said:

Here's the thing, I can get her being wild and everything but I think she may have suspected he was bi or on the DL and tested him to see if her suspicions were correct. Which they were because it's little hard to believe that he would go as far as letting another man tap him in the ass, on a hope that if he did then she'll do a f/f/m at some point in the future. There are too many women out here today that are into threesomes for him to go the route he did and he was up for doing it again, m/m/f… its suspect.

You are probobly right with all that.

She wasn't a friend or even an aquaintance, she was the cousin of. . . so there is a little "purple monkey dishwasher" involved I am sure.

The kind of guy he presented himself to be was completely opposite of what came out that night.

He was a mechanic, guys-guy, Nascar type. . .the story suprized me when I heard it.

allstatenorthside said:

That's the kind of thing where I'd need to see "tape" you know, show me the movie or it could be a "Brokeback Mountain" thang. Damn it, nowadays you just can't tell anymore.

Slave2daGroove said:

Haha. Glad to see one of my very first posts has been so well received!!

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Well, I'm much better behaved these days. And some of those experiences are a bit of a blur now. I have the worst memory.

But how long do you want this book to be?

PREDOMINANT said:

Hey Steve.



Thinking about it, I could done one of those classic NOTW swimsuit shots, with me draped over some vehicle.

'Read my story: only in The News Of The World, this Sunday'.

IstenSzek said:

Um, for reasons I *can't* go into here, I'm not sure if I did make the right choice really. But it was a fun night.


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