Having Sex??

In my college days my girlfriend and I were getting down out in the soccer field and security just WALKED UP on us. No warning...no flashing the light. In no way did he even attempt to make himself known until he was directly over top of us. My girl tapped me on my shoulder and there I see two feet to my left right at my shoulder.

He said...."What do you two think you are doing?" I looked up and said...."What does it look like we're doing and why are you right on top of us like this?" He told us to find another place and just walked away!

Blue Balls by a voyeur rent-a-cop!!!

In the back of the truck @ night in a lakeside park



The cop questioned me like I may have been kidnapped

was weird

THEN the cop told us where we could go and not be bothered futher

not me, but my old dorm roomate got caught in the study lounge

buy the police too many times to even mention. lost in the activities and all of sudden there's this bright ass light shining throughout the car. And hello, why do they always… always want to have a discussion about what you're doing and why you’re out there…usually when I’m the one that’s half naked.

statuesqque said:

Um, honey, that's why.

FunkMistress said:

FunkMistress said:

oh, I know... bastids. I'm sure they probably stood there for a while before doing the Protect and Serve thing.

Back in high school, my boyfriend and I got caught at his house.

We were in the middle of having sex and I heard the door knob so im like "u hear that". He goes "no" and continues doing what he's doing. About 5 mins later his brother walks in his room, gets the iron and walks back out. Im sittin there like

in a tent....


in an REI store.

Caught by security in the back seat of a car, we were in an area where there were a lot of office building and since it was after hours we thought we were ok but we forgot about security. Our clothes were off but we had not even gotten started. Funny thing is we had sex in the back seat of a car many times in places where we were more likely to get caught and never did and when we least expected it we get caught.

DanceWme said:

Thats too funny So did you guys continue?

veronikka said:

after i slapped him around a couple of times for not yelling at his brother, we finished

Stax said:

damn!

Stax said:

Seriously?

I was caught masturbating on my bed as I watched porn. My dad just opened the door and walked in, saw what was going on and then closed the door.


Did I mention I was 28.....?



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Stax said:

Shut up!!! You're my hero.

At least you didn't get caught doing it in the Conservatory with the Lead Pipe.


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Mine is boring.

It was in a bedroom, at my boyfriend's house. Someone walked in without bothering to knock.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

i think there was a lead pipe involved.
[Edited 5/9/07 13:18pm]

I can think of some times when I SHOULD have been caught (in a park by the side of a lake full of boats on the 4th of July), but I don't recall ever actually getting caught.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

well, I guess technically we didn't get caught "doing it" because we were busted before we got to home base, shall we say. that girl was a freak.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Are you joking???

DexMSR said:

That's kind of disturbing that he was on top of you guys like that...must have been watching since it started..kidding.

Stax said:

NICE.

In a park!

Some stinky policemen walks up and shines his flashlight at us.. Luckily I saw him, so we had time to straighten up.

i doubt i will ever be caught anywhere as he was
paranoid that someone would see us kissing in the park!
let alone doing anything else

Stax said:

Go Stax, Go Stax.....you better lay that pipe!!


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unlucky7 said:

Unfortunately no.....the good thing was that he didn't make a big deal out of it. He just kinda of opened the door and probably thought "ooooops" and closed the door. Nothing was ever mentioned.


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sag10 said:

I was once caught making out with my boyfriend, at the time, in a car by a cop. We were only making out. He asked for my driver's license and his partner said, "Make sure you wash your hands after you give him back his license."


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DanceWme said:

I just want to tell you both good luck