Maybe you have heard my new mega-smash "Summer Love". Well, I've got to tell you, it has been a little lonely in Timberland since Cammie D. and I parted ways. Right now, I'm really looking hard for a lady who will satisfy JT's needs at least until the end of the summer solstice and the beginning of the autumnal equinox or whatever. I'm looking for a girl who is nice and everything and has a good personality but is also totally hot. If she has all of her original parts that's a bonus but you know if the medical renovations look convincing enough I can make exceptions. Also, I want this girl to be smart, with a banging IQ, so we can talk about stuff going on in the world like my movies and my CDs and whatnot. And no celebrities...talk about issues! No, I want a "normal" girl who appreciates me and my greatness and stuff and you know will love me not just because I am Justin Timberlake but because I'm an awesome person inside and out.

Also, if the girl has like a gay best friend that would be great. My boy Lance has been lonely since he broke up with that guy from "Amazing Race" and I'd like to hook him up, you know.

me too

JustinTimberlake said:

Hi

oh and
Iv got tons of gay friends too

JustinTimberlake said:

Hmmmm I thought the gay friend was for YOU

JustinTimberlake said:

JediTodd said:

Yo, I would have to say I'm disappointed. I think some of you are forgetting I'm like a big celebrity and I am offering my services, companionship and otherwise, to one very lucky lady. I mean, I am THE Justin Timberlake, Well anyway, keep the applications coming and Lance wanted me to tell you there are certain things he is looking for in a guy, namely a calm personality, an interest in monster truck racing, and a complete collection of REO Speedwagon records, whoever that is.

Literally

Maybe I should include some of my good reviews from "Alpha Dog" in here.

JustinTimberlake said:

There are good reviews?

Teacher said:

Here's one I found on-line. They think I'm great.

The younger actors fare better, particularly Yelchin and, believe it or not, Timberlake, whose awkward line readings actually complement his character. Like the rest of Truelove's crew, Frankie believes himself to be cooler than he actually is, so when Timberlake talks enthusiastically about smokin' dope and bangin' ho's, he's supposed to come across like a giant tool.

Case closed. I am the next Robert Deniro.

JustinTimberlake said:

JediTodd said:

Co -

Here's another great review of my work in Alpha Dog.

He takes his shirt off, sports tattoos, acts tough and smokes a shitload of weed. That's right, Justin Timberlake plays a shit-for-brains in Alpha Dog.

Ladies, I am a thespian extrodinaire!

JustinTimberlake said:

That must have been hard work!