Come you you must have had embarrassing moments. Those that make you cringe or belly laugh when you think about them!

Well, there we were, the mood was right and so my hubby and myself were in bed and getting very passionate, kiss kiss, smooch smooch and whispering endearments when we decided in the heat of the moment to do it doggy style and by george it was going good (not bad for him I say!) and then, it happened.....I fanny farted (rather loud and proud) and well, you have never seen a penis shrink so fast in all your life and he fell off the bed laughing and banged his head on the wall and whacked his ankle against the radiator. My sex life is full of exciting escapades like this....

I can't believe that peeps are shy talking about this....come on guys and gals

You should've just posted your story in the "Ass-gasms" thread.

Illustrator said:

It isn't about taking it up the ass though. Its just about embarrassing moments.

http://www.collegesexadvi...ueef.shtml
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I had a friend who used to fanny fart while doing yoga! Mind you lucky it didn't come out of her ass because she would have cleared the class!!!!


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last night was a comedy of errors, but I wouldn't say it was embarassing, we know each other too well

I had to break in a virgin once....just horrible

well not all that embarrassing now as it was when it happened but..
my fiance has an indoor so we decided to have a bit of fun while the other guys were"sleeping" Chris totaly walked in by the time I realised it wasnt the dog he was laughing and taking pictures. He yelled massivly loud IMPLODE THE POOL IMPLODE THE POOL!!! so when I finaly got my guy to stop, Chris droped his towel walked over climbed into the hot tub and started to read.
I dont think I had ever laughed so hard in my life and I am quite sure I had never been so red with embarrassment.

Chris is also an artest so he decided that he would paint one of the pictures HE SOLD IT for $3000

(names had been changed to pretect the un-innocent)

one time i insisted on not letting it get swallowed....advised her it would be fun to see how far it went....



well...it went at least as far as my own eye...

<-----Virgin

i gave myself a nosebleed performing oral once...
i think my bloodpressure just must have been racing.
i jumped up and went to the bathroom before he even noticed.

emm said:

oh so not because he kneed you in the face when he came

I once did a cop on the side of the road to get out of a speeding fine. The embarrasing part was his partner could see us from inside his car. The partner ended up being a friend of my brother...

I distinctly remember the very first time i REALLY REALLY enjoyed sex... it was in lodgings owned by the Catholic Church and Jesus was hanging on the wall... made me cringe just a little even though I'm not religious... other than that, not really...

Once Rachel and I were going at it in the shower. I was behind her using the shower wall for support, and she was pushing into me so hard that the wall caved in. Unfortunately I was renting at the time, so I made up a story to my landlord that I slipped in the shower.

oh we made scorch marks on the wall when we knocked a lamp over but still not really embarassing

JediTodd said:

everyone has heard all my stories..

REDFEATHERS said:

I thought you were a virgin?

liberation said:

I mean fantasies

Lots of good stories here:

http://community.livejour...m/bad_sex/

REDFEATHERS said:

Suuuuure.

I can't believe I can't think of anything.

I mean, jizz up the nose or in the eyes is kinda funny, but. . .

I think I've always had relationships where we knew that we were human and were able to laugh during sex, so the occasional misplaced limb or whatever wasn't embarrassing.

Felixxx said:

I was once on top whilst on a chair...we started near the bed and ended up at the door...when it was over I was mildly embarressed that I had rode him like a pony across the room

Just some friendly advice from one who knows....always...ALWAYS make your lover wash his hands after chopping jalapeno`s, and before making love.

Caught by a policeman performing oral sex.

pasquerto said:

LMAO!

Mother in law walked in once while I was hitting her daughter from the back. The second I heard the door opening (she doesn't know the word 'knock' and our lock was broken) I threw myself off the bed and on to the floor and hit the wall pretty hard.

Split my trousers once while in a changing room in a clothes shop in the shopping centre. We were just messing around though (oral), not actually having sex. We left the store and hurried home. It was a pretty big tear though.