Washington Guessing Game: Someone's Beautiful Launderette

Laundress…
Description

Political family requires laundress for cleaning and ironing an immense wardrobe. All items require extra care and attention.
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Requirements

At least three years of experience in a similar title is required for this position. Applicants must be able to furnish excellent references and prove ability to care for designer clothing. All applicants must have a strong command of the English language and be legal to work for any employer in the United States.
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Base Pay:

$40,000.00 - $50,000.00 / Year + Benefits

By all means, we urge any and all reckless speculation on the subject of which “political family” (1) has a lot of clothes, (2) a lot of designer clothes, (3) is terrified of not habla-ing the Inglés, (4) has a shitload of money to make their dirty clothes problem go away, and (5) is old-timey enough to throw around the world “laundress.”