WTF?!?

It's supposed to be like breakfast gatorade. It was on sale so I tried some this morning. Tastes like the same ol' crap to me, and there's not even an explanation about what makes it so freakin' special. They just slapped "A.M." on the cover.

Between this and Diet Coke Plus, I'd have to say these are the two stupidest products of the year.

So, needless to say:

I LOVE GATORADE A.M.!

Tried it yet?

mmMMM


eggs and bacon flavored Gatorade

Anx said:

Need. Gatorade. Now.

My housemate was adorable this morning... she made me bacon rolls and got me a can of cheery coke. Sorry, that was totally random but it worked a treat. Just as good as Gatorade.
Tried it yet?





*need to go back to bed, edit
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it's stupid. i have strawberry-orange and it tastes just like regular gatorade orange. maybe i'm not drinking it early enough. maybe gatorade a.m. is like supposed to be gatorade 3 A.M. - maybe it's for tweakers and people who work graveyard shifts. hell, i don't know.

You're obviously not drinking it correctly.

Ace said:

but there's no other way i can think to...oh.


no WONDER it's a little oily.

Anx said:

Oh my god.

Stymie said:

i can't make my gatorade work right!

Anx said:

Have you tried slicing some bananas into it?

Ace said:

i enjoyed some intraveniously earlier.

Maybe you're toasting it too long?

Ace said:

i don't know. maybe it's the baby laxatives.

Did you remember to add the Coke Blak?

Ace said:

when are they going to make Coke Kafka, which would just be a six pack of empty bottles?

Anx said:

You're diverting us from the topic at hand.

Perhaps sunny-side-up is the way to go?

Ace said:

i think i found the answer. it was located in a bottle of SKYY vodka.

Anx said:

If this turns out to be a false conclusion, lemme ask you this:

Are you over-buttering?

Ace said:

in what sense?

Anx said:

You're right...you're right... There is no such thing as too much butter on a breakfast drink.

You did notice the “Injectable sausages sold separately” part, right?

Perhaps it’s not a breakfast drink at all, but actually an Adam Goldstein endorsement?

I love Gatorade of any kind in the AM before an 8-10 mile run. I drink about a third of it, freeze it, then take it out in the morning and add more gatorade to the iced stuff. When I finish my run it's all slushy and refreshing.

xplnyrslf said:

10 MILE RUN?!?!?

what are you, BIONIC????

hell, i do four miles on the ellipticals and i feel like i should get a medal of valor.

NastyPig said:

...i didn't make this thread for YOU, spisapig!

Anx said:

Not every day. 3-4 x's a week.

Anx said:

SpisaRibb.....I knew he was someone. I haven't had Gatorade in a long time.... but I drink their Propel flavored water regularly. I don't get all of these new Gatorades out.....Gatorade Extreme,Rain, A.M,Frost,Fierce,X-Factor etc. I think it's like 10 different types of Gatorade out.

Ewww.....who remembers All-Sport? Shaq used to endorse it. It was the nastiest sports drink ever.

Anx said:

Anx said:

I haven't tried the bottle labled "AM" because I'm already drinking it. Was at the grocery store and it has the same composition as the regular stuff. At Fry's, the Am comes in a 6-pack and smaller containers than the 32 oz bottles which I buy. The servings, 8 0z, had the exact same amts of carbs, calories, electrolytes,sugar etc.
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