Yes, Again the Loony Tunes Chat Room Inspiration

What brand of Shampoo do You use to wash those really hairy armpits?

Please disgust it here

I use Neutrogena body wash and my pits are always shaved

I wash my pits with shampoo, i also scrub my scrotum and bum crack.

I don't use shampoo for that. Places like that get Dettol soap, while on other areas I'm currently using 'a nourishing Egyptian spa treatment with sacred lotus and moisturising Argan oil'.

'Sacred'?

Fauxie said:

Don't you know what's the punishment for blasphemy of the sacred lotus???

Shrinkage of the parts involved!!!!

Bleach

PANDURITO said:

Um, is there punishment for blasphemy of soap by Dettol?

I don't think so
You can shit on Dettol and its motherwith no ill consequences

Fauxie said:

I am allergic to Dettol.. it attacks and burns and eats my skin..

PANDURITO said:

see my post..

REDFEATHERS said:

I mixed some dettol and white king once it went red and then suddenly went clear! (don't do this at home kids, it is probably dangerous )

REDFEATHERS said:

The soap's not harsh like that.

Regular Dettol is hardcore.

Fauxie said:

Oh I couldnt use that.. It would be like waving when drunk to a sneezing blind man carrying a chainsaw

I cant even use Timotei shampoo, it fucks with my skin.. and its supposed to be MILD!!

REDFEATHERS said:

So sorry.

REDFEATHERS said:

Yeah, what's up with that? Certain products for sensitive skin or whatever turn out to be really harsh and buuuurrrrnnnnn!

There's this Clinic shampoo here that I'm certain has helped my receding hairline on its way to a hasty retreat.

Fauxie said:

I dunno.. its fucked up I tell you..

oh and I was replying to your orgnote but had things to do.. and now I have just discovered something terrible.. its private so I will orgnote you about it..

liberation said:

LIB!!!

I was wondering when you were gonna come back to us!!

i use a damn bar of soap ya weirdos

REDFEATHERS said:

I was about to orgnote you something terrible too!

Fauxie said:

arse pics! you are drunk already!

ZombieKitten said:

Not that drunk.

Yet.

Fauxie said:

Oh I will oprgnote you first and you can tell me in your reply

sorry its taken so long, I am acting as a travel rep right now and trying to book a romantic weekend away in Rome..

REDFEATHERS said:

No fair! Rome is way closer to you than it is to me!

Fauxie said:

But I am not going..

I am going to the middle east..

I wonder if easyjet do flights to the middle east?

REDFEATHERS said:

Yeah, I'll see if Air Asia or Nok Air, or maybe Phuket Air go there.

Fauxie said:

Good work Batman!

REDFEATHERS said:

That makes you Robin.

We need capes and Batman themed velcro trainers!

Fauxie said:

OMG you are MARRIED now.. we cant do that shit anymore..

REDFEATHERS said:

Rrrrrriiiiip!

Fauxie said:

oh my boob has just pricked me..

I stuck my hand down my bra for a feel and I got a big prickle on my finger.. wtf is that about?