When someone asks you how you are doing...


From "Benchwarmers"

"I just destroyed that portapotty, but I'm feeling better."

You paid good money to see Benchwarmers.lol

"F--k you, man!"(riding the subway)

Scarface

Every day I use at least 1 "Star Wars" quote, 1 Kevin Smith quote and at least 5 John Waters quotes.

2freaky4church1 said:

Hubby bought the cd

It's quite funny!!

SnakePeel said:

Examples please....

SnakePeel said:

Whenever I'm at a restaurant and get onion rings, it's either "Look sir! Droids!" or "One ring to rule them all".

I like this line from Ocean's Eleven:

Woman: "You are a thief and a liar."

George Clooney: "I just lied about being a thief"

2freaky4church1 said:

My guess is though, you don't use it in everyday conversation.

Doesn't ANYONE use movie dialog in everyday conversation?

Nothinbutjoy said:

Go ahead. Make my day.

JediTodd said:

"I'll be bahck."

whenever I can work it into a convo I say: "sorry I rip you shit"

ZombieKitten said:

And what is that from?

Nothinbutjoy said:

johnny suede

IrresistibleB1tch said:

What's that from?

Nothinbutjoy said:

german porn

"This is a direct attack on my divinity!"

and, believe it or not:

"That is not the only shock you have before you, Raymond Marble!"

ZombieKitten said:

well, that and the Holy Grail!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

"I been sayin it, I been sayin it for ten damn years" from Independence Day usually regarding my bro being a natural born jackass

Everyday.

That's just jokes---from Eddie Murphy's Raw.
Dead people screamin'---from Return of the Living Dead.
The price is wrong, bitch---from Happy Gilmore.

My family's lame.

I'm not too proud of the fact that on several occasions,
I've had to explain to a few ladies that ,indeed, "it's not a tumah."

fill in with name _____ is a grotsky little byotch

From TV, not a movie, but I use

"we had the two forty; we had to have the (pudding)"

all the time

Mostly John Waters quotes:

"I ain't your maid anymore, BITCH...I'm your SISTER IN CRIME!" - Desperate Living

"I was having an EROTIC DREAM." - Desperate Living

"They're just jealous because we're pretty." - Female Trouble

"There's nothing 'gay' about it." - Pecker

"Oh god...god DAMN it!" - Multiple Maniacs

"ELLO-AY! HOLD-AY ON-AY!" - Polyester (typically quoted when drunk and given a phone)

And of course, I quote Strangers With Candy constantly, but that's become so enmeshed with my genetic code that I don't know what's me and what's a Jerri Blank quote anymore, ya pussies.
[Edited 5/4/07 18:55pm]