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PrintableMarieLouise said: Caught by a policeman performing oral sex.
 
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MarieLouise said: Caught by a policeman performing oral sex.
Damn, the law enforcement is getting more and more decadent!  | |
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retina said: MarieLouise said: Caught by a policeman performing oral sex.
Damn, the law enforcement is getting more and more decadent! And damn, I just knew there were going to be jokes about the grammatical vagueness of this sentence.  | |
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poop on the dick "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss | |
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MarieLouise said: retina said: Damn, the law enforcement is getting more and more decadent! And damn, I just knew there were going to be jokes about the grammatical vagueness of this sentence. No one made jokes - I was laughing at you getting busted. I just never saw that happening to you! | |
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Spookymuffin said: MarieLouise said: And damn, I just knew there were going to be jokes about the grammatical vagueness of this sentence. No one made jokes - I was laughing at you getting busted. I just never saw that happening to you!Well, me neither. But it happened, complete with him ticking on the car-window.
Here's another one... making love with an older guy I had know since I was twelve. After thirteen years of longing, I succeeded in seducing him in my mum's livingsroom. All was very fun and rock and rollish, until she entered the room to turn of the central heating, dressed in the an ugly nightgown and mumbling. The next day she said 'It's the first time I saw the white full moon moving on my couch'.  | |
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MarieLouise said: Spookymuffin said: No one made jokes - I was laughing at you getting busted. I just never saw that happening to you!Well, me neither. But it happened, complete with him ticking on the car-window.
Here's another one... making love with an older guy I had know since I was twelve. After thirteen years of longing, I succeeded in seducing him in my mum's livingsroom. All was very fun and rock and rollish, until she entered the room to turn of the central heating, dressed in the an ugly nightgown and mumbling. The next day she said 'It's the first time I saw the white full moon moving on my couch'. | |
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ZombieKitten said: last night was a comedy of errors, but I wouldn't say it was embarassing, we know each other too well
I have been married for 23 years, I know him right side-up and up side down, nothing embarrases us! | |
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Pervs. "Waiting to be banned" | |
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falling off the bed and managing to smack my head on the edge of a dresser on the way down was pretty embarrassing at the time. | |
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I hate when my leg cramps, I gotta stop "to walk it off" | |
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Nothing embarrassing yet. I think.  | |
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Some of this stories...
Anyways, I don´t have any embarrasing moment yet, although I could have, becasue once we were doing it with my ex at his house and his younger sister came home unexpected, but fortunately she did not enter his room. "When Michael Jackson is just singing and dancing, you just think this is an astonishing talent. And he has had this astounding talent all his life, but we want him to be floored as well. We really don´t like the idea that he could have it all." | |
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PaisleyPark5083 said: ZombieKitten said: last night was a comedy of errors, but I wouldn't say it was embarassing, we know each other too well
I have been married for 23 years, I know him right side-up and up side down, nothing embarrases us!  anything can and does happen regularly, and it doesn't matter AT ALL | |
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blueblossom said: Come you you must have had embarrassing moments. Those that make you cringe or belly laugh when you think about them!
Well, there we were, the mood was right and so my hubby and myself were in bed and getting very passionate, kiss kiss, smooch smooch and whispering endearments when we decided in the heat of the moment to do it doggy style and by george it was going good (not bad for him I say!) and then, it happened.....I fanny farted (rather loud and proud) and well, you have never seen a penis shrink so fast in all your life and he fell off the bed laughing and banged his head on the wall and whacked his ankle against the radiator. My sex life is full of exciting escapades like this....     RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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